February | Patch Notes (Patreon)

Happy February, Black History Month, leap year, Lunar New Year, and Valentines! 💌 tbh, leap year just means we get another day to sleep and play more Valorant, am I right…? Erm, hehe, just kidding, more days in February means more content!

💘 Hope everyone had a good Valentine’s season! There’s no way it’s already February — whaaaaat? Anyways, we’re excited to get back in the groove of things, and we’ve been catching up on some work! Here are some updates from earlier this month and everything else we have in store for February:

🏕️ We’re planning to ship out all of the January and February PEEPs together in the next week, but some of you should have already received your pins! There seem to be a few shipping kinks with certain post offices that we’re working out. The final batch of secret apparel will also be delivered this coming week. Feel free to DM us on Patreon if you have any questions and we’ll sort everything out as needed.

Now onto the tiers! 🤩

1️⃣ Tier 1:

• ✅ POOP 1: Pickle Ball: Oh yeah, we’re playing some Pickle Ball. Tune into last week’s POOP for some Pickle Ball action!
• ✅ BREAKDOWN 1: Valentine’s 2022: If you haven’t already, make sure to check out Noah and Brodin’s breakdown of the 2022 Valentine’s Dream Date video! Soooo romantic, soo wholesome.
• ⏱️ BREAKDOWN 2: Anime Music Video | 02/24: Brodin and Amanda are breaking down “Break Out” (wow, breaking down Break Out, what a sentence) — an OfflineTV original music video, and Hina’s debut!
• ✅ CLIPPIES 1: Valentine’s Cards: Lauren, Syd, Brodin, Scarra, and Max made custom (and veri veri cute) Valentine’s cards for y’all! Check out what they wrote in this month’s clippies!
• ⏱️ CLIPPIES 2 | 02/29: Lauren is cooking once again. 😈
• ✅ DATING PROFILE REVIEW SESH | 02/20: We just finished reviewing your dating profiles! Stay tuned for future review sessions ;)

2️⃣ Tier 2:

• ✅ OTV TRIES 1: Changing a Tire with Lily: WE LAUNCHED A NEW TIER 2 AND 3 SERIES! ✨ We’re stoked to bring you guys a new series where we take OfflineTV and crew members to challenge new horizons - mayhaps changing a tire, perchance trying out karate, perhapples anything and everything out there in the world.
• ✅ OTV TRIES 2: Cooking Wontons with Scarra: Our second OTV TRIES released earlier this week where Scarra became a master chef and cooked up some wontons for Henry! Make sure to check out his… scrumdiddlyumptious wonton.
• ✅ CCP: WE’RE SO BACK: If you haven’t already, check out our latest CCP where Brodin and Amanda talk about their recent Japan along with Noah, Jason, and Max, and some fun talks for upcoming projects!

3️⃣ Tier 3:

• ⏱️ WORK WITH US: Unboxing BTS | 02/22: We’re bringing back the unboxings! Come hang out with us as we unbox some of the fun mysteries that you guys have sent us.
• ⏱️ CREATIVE BRAINSTORM | 02/27: Time to get productive and start cooking. Have a comfy sit-down session as Henry, Max, and Jason start to cook up more fun content for the upcoming spring season!
• ⏱️ PROP DROP: Santa Kodo - erm, wait, it’s February. Cupid Kodo is coming to shoot over a Prop Drop full of love for our Prop Drop winners!
• ⏱️ OTV PASS: We’re planning on sending out a batch of OTV passes in the next few weeks to new Tier 3 Patronis who haven’t received it!

NOTE: There’s about one week left (02/29) to upgrade to Tier 3 Annual Pass to receive a free OTV Ollie Plushie and an exclusive OTV Adventurer's Ring OR the OTV Friendship Ring! Claim your made-to-order ring at https://off-tv.store/ on 3/1/2024. Annual Tier 2 subscribers will also be able to order the OTV Ollie Plushie for free.

🌷 Whew, that was quite a bit! We’re super excited to be getting back into the swing of things with spring coming up soon.

Before we close off February’s patch notes, you may have noticed I sound a little different this month (that’s because Henry is no longer with us…) (hehe, just kidding). Over the past year, one of the things we struggled with the most on Patreon was consistent communication and overall bandwidth, so let me introduce myself — hiya! 👋 I’m Yan, and I recently joined the team to help keep everyone up-to-date with everything that’s happening to provide a better Patreon experience for everyone. I’m your Patroni Secret Admirer, your new Patroni patch notes elf, and an avid Valorant connoisseur. It’s great to be here, and I’m excited to meet and chat with all of you! 🫶

With love,

Yan // The Patroni Secret Admirer, OFFLINETV 💘

(henry says hi) (P.S. -- our campfire is igniting next week ;D 🏕️)