SECRET APPAREL | Batch No. 1 | Tier 2 Superfan Access (Patreon)

SECRET APPAREL | Batch No. 1

The day has finally come. First off, huge thank you to everyone for your collective patience. There were a lot of hiccups and speed bumps along the way, but we're finally launching our 2023 Secret Apparel collection today. 

We will be accepting orders between now and 11/30 11:59 PM PST. After this time, this collection will no longer be available. We've chosen to do this in order to avoid holiday logistic surges and may open up another production period in the future.

As a Tier 2 Superfan, you can now enter the passcode below to access the exclusive patron-only website to browse the collection. Everything is marked 10% off already for you, and we’ve attached two additional 56% off discount codes (1 for shirts and 1 for hoodies) below that are combinable, so be sure to use all the codes that apply to your cart at checkout! 

Something to note is that each order is capped at 1 hoodie. There is no cap on anything else. This is just so that the discount codes can stack on top of each other correctly. This will make it so that you’re paying the at-cost value* for everything site-wide.

There’s a lot of text on the website, and this is our first time doing something like this, so take your time exploring things and definitely stop by the FAQ section if any questions come up. Feel free to reach out to us via DM as well if there are any unresolved questions.

Okay I’ve bored you enough with information. Cheers to the first of many, and stay tuned for more exciting updates as we look forward to PEEPs, some banger December content, and an upcoming very special end-of-year recap + exclusive offering.

Secret Website URL: https://off-tv.store

Passcode (spaces included, all lowercase): can i get one patronie pizza please?

At-Cost Discount Code (56% off) for Hoodies: 11BM3NPR0333

At-Cost Discount Code (56% off) for T-shirts: Q2W5QXDHYNXB

*Grandpa Henry's Merch Footnote: “At-cost pricing” simply refers to the price it costs to make something. Typically, creators these days will charge a markup of at least 100% to cover partnered expenses & splits.