July | Patch Notes 🎆 (Patreon)

how are we halfway through 2024.

🎇 Welcome to July, Patronis! Halfway through the year only means more content to look forward to in our second half of 2024, which tbh, I think is the most eventful and fruitful part of the year. We’ve got a fun July ahead of us, so grab yourself a cold lemonade (or a coffee to prep for Comfi Cafe :wink: hehe) as you browse through July’s Patroni Patch Notes!

📦 SHIPPING + FULFILLMENT UPDATES

JULY PEEPS JULY PEEPS! We’ve established a more stable routine with our pins now, but if there are any hiccups (missing PEEPs, change of address, etc), let us know in DMs or send out an email to store@offlinetv.com. Additionally for Giagfans, you have yet to receive your metal card and it’s been a few months since your initial subscription date, please let us know as well.

😎 ANNUAL SUBBIES - OLLIE OLLIE + RINGING IN OUR RINGS!

WE’RE AT THE FINISH LINE! Ollie should be knocking on your door right about now (or in the next coming days) if you haven’t received him yet.

As for rings, we went through quality checks, but all orders should be sent out by the end of next week. Send us some of your cute Ollie photos through the Patreon chats or post and tag us on Twitter so we can see what our lil guy is up to in your homes!

every time i write these tier updates i let out a tear because i am so excited. anyways lets jump right in >:)

1️⃣ Tier 1

• ⏱️ POOP 1: OTV in Shanghai | 07/13: We came out to Shanghai for VCT, so catch a sneak peek into what we’ve been up to in China! Exploring the streets of Shanghai and tasting some yummy foods!
• ⏱️ POOP 1: Comfi Cafe BTS | 07/31: Cozy and comfy at our upcoming cafe collab! Stay tuned for our Comfi Cafe announcement next week and what it was like setting up for it behind the scenes at the end of this month! 🍵
• ⏱️ BREAKDOWN 1: TBD | 07/06: breakdown 1 loading... 🔃
• ⏱️ BREAKDOWN 2: TBD | 07/27: breakdown 2 loading... 🔃 check this post in a few days for updates!
• ✅ CLIPPIE 1: Toast & John in Shanghai | 07/05: Toast and John took on a pedal coaster in China! ngl they were going 100mph for this month's clippie so you don't wanna miss out :skull:

2️⃣ Tier 2

• ⏱️ OTV TRIES 1: Go Karting! | 07/23: Michael + go-karts + speed = 🔥. A chef’s kiss piece of content for this month’s OTV Tries!
• ⏱️ CREW POD | 07/16: Listen in on what going on for July’s catch-up session with the crew! Grab an iced drink and some snacks for maximum coziness during our monthly yap session.
• ✅ OTV PODCAST: Full + Bonus Episode #7 | 07/01: one of the first lines of the bonus episode was “I want to recite the entire dialogue of Shrek the Movie”, said by Toast. You can’t miss this banger bonus episode for July where Toast talks about Shrek the Movie and dopamine cleanses.

3️⃣ Tier 3

• ⏱️ LIVE WORK WITH US | 07/18: you. me. working. comfi vibes. Tune in for this month's comfi LIVE Work With Us with our crew!
• ⏱️ LIVE CREW POD | 07/16: Catch us LIVE for July’s monthly Crew Pod, we’re talking about everything related to Comfi Cafe, upcoming content, and summer activities!
• ⏱️ A GIGAFAN REVIEW: ROOM + DESK SETUPS | TBD: Remember our dating profile review session in February? We’re bringing back that format for our Gigafans — introducing A GIGAFAN REVIEW! Show off your room and desk setups, whether it’s super comfy or RGB maxxed, our crew will go over your submissions and give their thoughts on it! 🖥️




• HOW TO ENTER ➡️ Join our Patreon corner in the Discord and look out for the #gigafan channel where you can submit your room and desk setups!

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❓QOTMPN (Question of the Monthly Patch Notes):

With Comfi Cafe in full swing soon, I’m curious — what’s your go-to order either at a coffee shop or boba shop? 🍵

Recently I’ve definitely been an einspanner girl, I love any type of creamy coffee when I’m really craving a kick for the day (but ngl it sends me right to the bathroom afterwards… is that tmi 😭) but I can also go for a matcha for slower days!

July is an exciting month and we’re so excited to share some of the things we’ve been working on soon! Keep your eyes peeled for upcoming announcements and fun to celebrate the official halfway point of 2024 :D 🎆

See ya next time,

Yan // Patroni Barista and Firework Manager, OFFLINETV ☕