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MASTURBATION AT WORK.

I mean, it's a problem, right?  If only all those attractive ladies would just knuckle down and get on the productivity train, all'd be well  with the world, right...?  But NOOOOO, they gotta go off and have fun...  worse still, a number of them are having fun TOGETHER!

I mean some of those staff rooms, right...?

Luckily for us, the government has taken action and put Penny Penfold, ace investigative journalist, on the job!  penny knows exactly how to set things straight.

Yay, Penny!

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