If anyone knows Nicolas Cage... :) (Patreon)

Ok. I really don't want to go to my day job anymore (sadly 'My Cage' has never been more than a SUPER fun side-hustle), so in a very Norm like move, if anyone here knows Nicolas Cage, who I want to play Dracula in a 'Santa vs Dracula' movie, and gets me a way to get him a free copy of the book, let me know. :D I'll make you an AD on any resulting movie. :D :D :D They say everyone is within three people of one another, so what could it hurt? Maybe someday I'll share how close we were to getting an SvD movie at one point.  -Ed 'I Hate My Day Job' Power