The Totally Innocent Lycanroc (Patreon)

With it's curvy shape, strong thighs and muscular arms this pokemon hits like a truck. With speed to boot. Sarcastic title aside, Midnight Lycanroc is as devious as they come. Missing socks? Yup, it was them. Feeling drained in the morning even though you're sure you got a decent night's rest? Yup.

So hide your valuables and lock your door, cause your Lycanroc goes on the prowl for some fun late at night. Or sleep nude and leave your door open if you're feeling adventurous. I'm sure they'll be more than happy to accommodate you.

(Early Release to Patrons)