One Shot - Your Girlfriend's Accidents (Patreon)

 “Oh my god!” You wake up to your girlfriend screaming. With a rush you sat up, dazed but concerned. 

“Wha? What’s going on…?” You asked, sleepily; but after a few seconds, you realized you shouldn't have bothered asking...you felt it. 

“I’ve pissed myself in my fucking sleep!” She erupted in a rage, the covers ripped off and her legs spread, showing a clear puddle under her which was without question from her. 

“Oh no baby...that’s alright let's just get you cleaned up” You said in attempt to comfort. She was clearly not in the mood for any sort of comfort, but that never stopped you from trying. The bed squished as she rolled herself out of her pee soaked sheets, then she stripped off her pants and underwear. 

“I don’t know how this happened! I haven't wet my bed since I was maybe 12, and it’s not like I was drinking or anything last night” She said trying to make sense of the accident. 

“Could be stress baby, I’ve heard of stress bedwetting before.” 

“But what have I got to be stressed about? It’s fucking summer break” She snapped at you. 

“Maybe the coffee shop? You said that manager was getting on your nerves lately…”

“Oh my god. If a little coffee shop manager mildly irritating me makes me full on wet the bed, it’s going to be Niagara Falls in here during next school year” With that, she stormed off to the shower, and slammed the door. You heard it start to run, and looked down and the wet mess beside you. Without hesitation, you collected all the wet sheets, clothes, and removed the dirty mattress protector underneath. Thankfully, the mattress itself had no wetness; best to keep putting the protector on. 

You ran the washing and started making a breakfast, making the coffee just the way she liked it. A little cream, a little sugar, and her medication mixed in so she didn’t have to swallow it. She hated taking pills. Then you made some scrambled eggs and toasted some bread, and just as she came out of the shower, still steaming from how hot she has it, everything was perfect and ready. 

“Awe, thank you so much babes, my favorite!” She kissed you on the cheek, clearly in a much better mood than before her cleansing. 

“Anything for my princess” You smiled, and dug in. 

“I noticed you started the washing, thank you. And the mattress was dry what's up with that?”

“Oh I’ve always had a mattress protector on there, my mom said to since I like to drink in bed and have on many occasions ruined a mattress with food or drink” you explained.

“Huh, good idea” She said, and took a big swing of her drink. “Mmmm, perfect” she said with a smile. 

“I made it just the way you like it!” 

“A little cream, a little sugar, you’re the best baby”

You smiled then continued to eat. This was a pretty new relationship, only lasting 4 months so far but in that time you have become perfect for each other. You knew everything about her, her favorite food, favorite music, all the way down to her morning routine and which way she walked to work, what time she should be there, etc. Just perfect.

Her phone buzzed and she looked at it; her face turned from confusion to shock.

“Who’s that?” you asked.

“Shit. It’s work. I forgot I told them I would come in for an hour so Cindy could make an appointment, that’s in fifteen minutes, I gotta run” She said in a panic.

“Well don't run, I’ll drive you It’ll be quicker” You offered.

“Really? That would mean so much baby thank you.”

“Not a problem, if it’s only an hour too I might come sit in and work on some stuff, that way you can get a ride home as well.”

“You don’t need to do that!”

“I insist”

“What did I do to deserve you” She said and gave you a kiss. With a giant swing she finished her coffee and the two of you went to her cafe. It was only a twenty minute walk and an even shorter drive, and ever since she lost her license a month ago you’ve been driving her a lot. 

At the cafe you settled into a corner where you could see her working, and opened up your laptop. You had some audio files to work on, so you plugged your headphones in and started working. 

About halfway through her shift, you looked over to her taking an order from a customer, when all of a sudden, the customer took a step back and covered her mouth. You took out your headphones and watched. 

Mandy looked at the customer confused, then looked down. The color escaped from her cheeks and tears started to form in her eyes. She looked over to you and you stood up; then you saw it. She was wetting herself behind the counter. The wet spot on her pants grew larger by the second and began dripping down onto the floor. 

“I’m so sorry mame, could you come back?” She said with a shaky voice, the sound of pee dripping onto a growing puddle getting louder by the moment. The customer nodded and left the shop. I followed behind her and closed the door, putting the ‘Closed’ sign up. Besides her, I was the only one in the cafe, luckily enough for your girlfriend it would seem. 

You walked up to her and hugged her.

“I don’t know what happened! All of a sudden I look down and I’m covered in pee! I didn’t even feel it” She cried. 

“It’s okay baby, i’ll go grab you a pair of pants from home and be back before you know it” 

“No it’s fine, I’ll just cover up with an apron and suck it up for the last bit of my shift, maybe ask Sabrina to come in earlier.”

“Only if you’re sure” you said softly. 

“I am. Thank you though baby.”

You kissed her on the head and opened the doors up after her accident was covered; then you went back to your computer. 

After the shift you both decided to spend the night at your house again, and she grabbed a change of clothes from home. 

You cooked her the perfect dinner, and made her a signature cocktail. A little vodka, a little soda water, some simple sugar and lime, with her medications once again broken down into it. 

That night you put the bed back together with fresh sheets, making sure to put the clean mattress protector on.

She fell asleep like a baby, and when you were sure she was out, you opened your eyes. Quietly you pulled an iPod from under your bed and covered her ears with headphones. You pressed play then sat up, without moving, patiently waiting for that signature sound.

Hisssssssssss.