One Shot - Secret Santa (Patreon)

The ring at my door made me jump with excitement and relief. This year, I had participated in an online Secret Santa, and today was delivery day. It was one of those where you are matched online with some total stranger around the world, and you make them a list of interests so they get an idea of what to buy you. My gift was simple, they wanted some baby supplies so I got them a whole bunch of toys for their kids I presumed.

When I got to the door, the package was sat on my step and the mailman was walking away. I waved and they smiled, and then I rushed back inside.

It was a big box, and had some weight to it. I had no idea what it could be! I said I was interested in classic films and fantasy novels so maybe it was something for that…

With little patience, I sliced open the box and ripped open the tabs. There was some gift paper so I tore that of, and when I saw what was underneath, my smile disappeared and my face turned to confusion.

It was...diapers?

Big, thick, pink adult baby diapers. I flipped it around, checking to see if it was just some sort of gag packaging or something but no...just a big pack of diapers. At the bottom of the box, there was a note.

Dear Angie,

I hope you appreciate the gift. It might not seem like it now, but they might come in handy...sooner than you think.

From,

SS

“Come in handy? Maybe when I’m 80” I said, and threw the note into the garbage. Disappointed and a bit angry, I took the box to my room and tossed it behind my door. Then, I went online to the Secret Santa website and tried to make a complaint. When I got there though, I couldn’t see my match anywhere. It was like I was never matched with someone at all...they were just gone from existence.

I banged my head onto my desk. “Such a fucking idiot” I said to myself, I had some hesitancy sending stuff out but I spent $50 on this guy, only to get a shit return. Needless to say my mood was destroyed and I just wanted all evidence of this failed transaction gone, so I went back to my room, grabbed the pack of diapers and headed to my back door to throw them into the bin.

When I was just about at the door though, I stopped. For a solid minute I investigated the packaging, reading every line of text I could find. Thinks saying “super absorbant, best for your little” and “tabs so strong they’ll never come off!”. I figured it must be a good quality diaper at least...it wouldn’t be the end of the world if I just...tried them.

I looked around my own house to see if anyone was going to see me, realized that obviously no one is looking at you, you’re in your own house, and ripped open the package. With a bit of a tug I pulled out a large, pink and crinkly garment. It was covered in unicorns and stars and other girly stuff...if I’m being honest it was pretty cute. Carefully I unfolded it and saw the true size of it. Spread out it was about as big as my upper body and two fingers thick of padding. I marveled at it, in awe of the size of it.

I couldn’t help it. My curiosity got the best of me and I needed to put it on. As if almost unconsciously I stripped my pants and panties and laid out the diaper on the ground. Then I lowered myself in, and taped myself up. The padding was warm and soft and really comforting, and when I stood up there was a wonderful chill that traveled through my body.

When I looked it the mirror, I felt young again. Like a child, I giggled and did a spin. It was wonderful. I don’t know why I ever thought this was a bad gift I…

Snap out of it. What’re you doing? Look at yourself. A 24 year old woman wearing diapers. Who are you?

In disgust I reached for the tabs and pulled...but the tab didn’t release. I figured my hand must’ve slipped, but when I went at it again, I started to panic. I was stuck.

The tabs were super glued or something, and they had no plans of coming off. I tugged and tore and tried everything but nothing worked. I was totally stuck in these diapers. Of course I started to freak out, I tried scissors but the didn’t cut, and right as I was about to collapse and cry, I felt a massive rush of pain come from my bladder.

Out of nowhere I was instantly desperate to pee. Like I needed to find a toilet in the next thirty seconds of I was going to wet myself. I ran to the washroom and hovered the toiled, tugging down hard on the diapers to maybe slide off.

While still tugging, I started to feel really warm in my crotch. My heart raced and I slowly looked down. I was peeing completely uncontrollably. The hiss of the stream of piss hitting my diaper was deafening, and I felt the pool of pee form around my butt as I was peeing faster than the diaper could absorb. I just slumped down into the toilet, and sat, my head in my hands.

After what felt like the worlds longest pee, I stopped and got up. Looking down, I could see and feel my diaper had inflated to almost double its size. It was heavy, and spreading my legs apart to the point where I had to walk like a penguin to get anywhere. I took a final, defeated tug at the tabs…

And they came off.

I looked down in shock, and ripped the other three tabs off with lightning speed. The diaper plopped down onto the floor with a loud thump, and I shook my legs around, happy to be free at last.

Then, my anger took over and I stormed back into the kitchen, this time determined to throw the diapers away for good. I grabbed the pack and had another look at it.

…they didn’t look so bad, kinda pretty actually...one more wont hurt...