Home Artists Posts Import Register

Downloads

Content

Here's a scene from the book! Narrated by Geno Samuel. Enjoy :)

Out December 7th. Paperback, hard cover, ebook, and audio book (on Audible and others)!

Files

Comments

spongeson

damb 😩🔥🔥🔥

Anonymous

Fuego 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Andrew

Happy early birthday to me

Anonymous

I love that you got Geno Samuel to narrate

Matthew P

this fuckin rocks

Anonymous

BRO penis and balls!

Fionn Burke

This is incredible. I can't wait to fall asleep and have homoerotic thoughts subconsciously inserted in my head 🥰🥰🥰

lexi!

cool ig

Anonymous

this is great already

Anonymous

I don’t even want to listen to it yet because I gotta wait for the full thing

Anonymous

crown of his toes

Anonymous

The uncomfortable level of detail is exactly what I expected and desired from this

Anonymous

you did the right thing

Anonymous

not even a minute in and this is the most fruity thing I've listened to today, very cool

SelfDep

I can't hear Geno Samuel and not have him talk about Chris-chan. It just feels wrong

Anonymous

Oh my god

Anonymous

This is the Finnegans Wake of youtuber vanity books

Daniel Witty

Holy shit I’m hard

Ordafeid (Mitchell McNally)

MOOOOOOOOM GET IN HERE!!! MATT AND RYAN GAVE ME A PREVIEW OF THEIR NEW BOOK!!!! COME LISTEN!!!

Anonymous

This reads like a passionate fanfiction I hope to GOD we can get this on the New York Times Bestsellers list

Anonymous

oh my god

Lucy

amen!

Anonymous

Yes yes yes daddy likes 👨🏼‍🤝‍👨🏻 #tbt

Anonymous

im so obsessed

Anonymous

Wonderful 🥰🥰🥰

Anonymous

I’m fucking crying 😭😭😭

Sclyfer

What is this, Sea of Deez? 😂😂😂😂😔

Anonymous

THEYRE GONNA FIND THE UNDWERWATER PYRAMID IM CALLING IT

HuskyHighlander23

Alright, this is ridiculous. I'll buy three please.

Anonymous

This is feels like a short fiction paper written by a middle schooler, and it’s exactly what I wanted thank you boys.

benjamin Miller

Damn, I was late cuz my iPad died, but….. I’m gay. I’m so sorry for falling behind everyone.

Es∽Trella

The specification that neither of their dicks were hard really got me lol XD

MeltyMetroid

scary how much this sounds like a Chris Chan doc on the SuperMega boys. I'm terrified what that might mean for the future

Anonymous

This might be the best Christmas ever!

Tony Grijalva

This is going to be fucking glorious.

Anonymous

I’m so fucking pumped

Jess

IM HYPED LASDHGALSDGHKJDDH

Anonymous

geno samuel was the most perfect choice i could've never imagined

VorticyHP

I can't believe they got geno Samuel to do this!! lmao!!

Anonymous

That was beautiful

Anonymous

the deadpan of geno's voice and the Foley is the icing on the cake

Chase Millers

NO FUCKING WAY. LETS GO BOYS

Anonymous

Dood I felt so immersed in the story I’m getting a audiobook and a physical copy

Anonymous

Had me laughing every few seconds y'all boys really outdid y'alls selves

Black Krillin

No way y'all got the Chris-Chan documentary guy to do this

Anonymous

*sniff* I’m just…. *sniff* so proud of you guys *sniffsniff*

Anonymous

I demand a hard cover pre-order link. Who dafuq has a kindle. No fr I wanna know

Phakorn Sripayak

Not even 1 minute in there're penis and balls. Awesome

Anonymous

They got the best narrator

Anonymous

I swear I've read this fanfic before..

Hugh Phardid

I work at a library and I can't wait to see the book on the new releases tables in the entrance

Anonymous

Jesus Christ I’m at work listening to this

Anonymous

can i call myself an intellectual if i read this book?

dynable

my god, this is amazing

Morgy

HOLY SHIT THEY GOT GENO SAMUEL

Anonymous

Name a better book… I’ll wait

Alexandra Good

And Matt's sister did the proofreading of this???

Anonymous

NYT best seller for SURE

Bek

GENO SAMUEL!.2$!.!/?. was such a good choice

Anonymous

No way man, holy shit my dick got rock hard (but not in a gay way though)

Anonymous

supermega venha para o rio !! amor do brasil❤️💓💗💓

Sclyfer

No of course not, the SuperMega boys are about as straight as it comes, there is no cleaner definition of Heterosexuality.

Lance Masterson

Fully torqued throughout the reading

John Zalzar

I'm buying 10 of these

FertBert

This is the funniest fucking thing I've ever heard. Oh my God Geno is perfect for doing the audiobook, I love it so much. Please release this on vinyl, I would give my big toe.

Clont

y’all weren’t lying about it being homo erotic

Anonymous

I totally felt like I was listening to one of those documentary episodes

Anonymous

No fucking way we got Geno for this

Anonymous

I can't wait for this book to come out

Anonymous

Ok I’m in

Anonymous

Ryan's piggies wearing crowns?? I'm in!

Anonymous

If I get this audiobook i'll look like some joaquin phoenix joker mf laughing in public to myself

Anonymous

NAH THEY GOT GENO???????????

Anonymous

When do we get the Netflix adaptation

Vrakathen

If you listen to it on 1.5 speed and close your eyes, Ben Shapiro is reading it to you

Ryan Falcon

Geno makes it sound like Chris wrote the book I cant take it

Munch

Amazin

Anonymous

Supermega saves the troops - a comprehensive history part 1

Anonymous

GENO NO WAYYYY 😂

Anonymous

i work at a bookstore. im forcing my manager to order one for the store

Anonymous

So beautiful

Anonymous

crossover of the fucking century

Anonymous

fantastic, can't wait to read for myself

ImAaron

That was hot

Anonymous

I cant read

Nina Lowe

holy shit

Anonymous

i can't wait for this, holy shit

RandyReboot

hoy fucking shit. so excited and proud of my boys

Damn Daniel

The water sfx spooked me

Adam Smith

Thank you Matthew and Ryan. I will listen to this with my grandfather who survived iwo jima

Lt.Thunderbolt

From the crown of his toes, my god

Anonymous

His rock hard calves got me, incredible misdirection boys

James Poole

Oh my god this is incredible. I love how there’s sound effects of a shower. I can’t find it on audible yet. I wanna get it asap because this deserves its NewYorkTimes -BestSeller award 🥇

Steven Lux

I’ve watched too much of the Chris Chan docuseries. Reminds me of a watpad

Morgan Milley

Movie adaptation when?

Anonymous

I can’t find it on audible

Cameron Ellis

Hope this part in the book has pictures

CirCumFlex

This is why we don't get let's plays anymore...

Anonymous

holy shit it's geno!

Nate L

Hot damn I'm gonna spurt!

Anonymous

Oh my god I love yall got Geno to narrate

Steven Lux

This is awful

Sara B

I am so stoked that y'all got Geno for the audiobook

Anonymous

Is it not on the audio sites yet ? I’m trying to find it and it says it’s not on audible

Anonymous

It's not showing up on Audible.

Anonymous

I still cant find it on audible. Boys, don’t you dare turn into those hack frauds over at Red Letter Media!

Bobby Vlasic

I just spent $40 on this book, I hope I laugh, cry and loose 15 lbs after reading this just like you promised

Kyleken

I just needed that first line. I'm glad I bought it.

Joel Mulligan

I don’t see it on audible