Bed Rigging (Mini Story) (Patreon)

(Contains excessive slob elements)

Years ago,  Miya Sato, an inventor for an Japanese company was transferred to an American branch to help them develop new products. One day, she went to a zoo and saw hippos and elephants being moved with harnesses and cranes and it occurred to her that she could do this on a small scale with people. And so she created "Rig Riders", a cushioned, industrial strength waist harness that attached to a series or reinforced chains, rods and pulleys which were hooked into a load bearing track installed throughout a building. This meant that people who purchased it could easily move around their homes without the need to support their own weight.

The invention was a success, with the disabled, the elderly and the obese all clamoring for it. Soon, the Rig Rider was famous across countries around the globe and Miya was lauded for designing a device to help the disenfranchised be mobile again. The incredible success of the product also earned Miya and her company a fortune in sales profits.

With her newfound wealth, Miya traveled around the country and enjoyed all the sights, sound and cuisines. She especially liked the cuisine, gaining a taste for fast food and desserts. Not known as one to restrain herself, she frequently overindulged in junk food and her quickly waistline exploded. Within time, the skinny Asian inventor grew to over 500 pounds, struggling to walk and eventually becoming near immobile and confined to her home, meaning that she now needed her own device to move around her penthouse. However, due to her mobility device and her deep pockets, Miya felt little need to change, growing wider and wider as she spent her days working from home and having copious amounts of sweets and greasy foods delivered to her doorstep.

One day, as she was lying in bed, eating her fourth cake of the day, she suddenly felt the... needs of the body come over her. Her atrocious diet habits resulted in her being constantly constipated, sometimes not going to the bathroom for days, but when she did have to go, the sensation came such strength that she could barely hold it for a few minutes.

Miya began to panic and rushed to get to her bedroom's bathroom, struggling to sit up and prepare her rig. Due to her huge size and lack of finesse, it took extra time to wrap the cushioned harness around her undercarriage and attach them to the support chains. She clumsily tottered towards the bathroom door, resembling a giant adult baby in an oversized walker. Upon reaching the toilet, she started unhook herself from the rig when a massive fart forced itself out and signified that she was too late. Her lower body went limp, swaying gently in the harness while she tightly gripped the chains flanking her, biting her lip as her body spent ten minutes emptying itself into her padded undergarments.

This was the tenth time in a row she had failed to make the twenty foot journey from her bed to her commode. She briefly thought this might be a sign that she should try and get back in shape, but then decided it would be easier to just invent some mattress/toilet combination instead.