The Legend of... (Patreon)

Except the challenge is that R63 Ganon turns into a sexy, pig MILF and wont stop trying to fuck you. She has couriers regularly deliver you love letters, poetry about how good you would be together, and nudes.

She's really, REALLY good at all of these things.

Her titties are as big as your head, and she's wearing lingerie half the time. It's very upsetting, because she makes very good points about why Zelda's just no good for you and how an older woman like her make it so that you never look at another woman again.