Happy "Hallows Ween" (Patreon)

"Sebastian! Orchid has informed me of an upcoming holiday on your planet. The "Hallows Ween." Per Earth tradition, I've synthesized the appropriate garments for us to wear. Come! We will commemorate the occasion with a picture."

"One: It's "HALLOWEEN," not "Hallows Ween." Two:  That's NOT how Halloween works. And Three: FOR THE LAST TIME, STOP TRYING TO GET ME TO WEAR LINGERIE!"

"Damn. Thought it would work this time...Ah, screw it. I'll give you a hundred credits if you take the picture."

"...You're not gonna jerk off to it, are you?"

"No promises."

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Author's Note: 100 Credits is like $300.

And then they took the picture and NOTHING ELSE.