You Came To The Wrong Neighborhood...? (Patreon)

What an easy catch. One look into her eyes and it was all over.  He'd secured himself and his crew some easy entertainment for the night.  Now if only his gang weren't such lightweights. Just a minute inside that fat, purple ass and they already looked like they were sweating! He had to admit he was sweating a bit, himself though. The big bitch really knew how to use her tongue. He just needed to hold it together. That's all. Easy...

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Where's the meme pic of the guy slowly applying clown makeup. That's me right now.

"I'll just sketch this up real quick," he said. "It turned out a little better than I thought. I'll put some quick, lazy inks on it," he said. "Well inks make applying color piss easy. I'll just throw some flat colors on there and be done," he said. Six and a half hours later...

Oh well. When do you think they'll figure out they can't hypnotize an inter-dimensional monster possessing the body of a gengar? Probably not any time soon.