Gay Aliens (Patreon)

Guys. How many times do I have to tell you? Bastian's as straight as an arrow...buuuut, I mean...if he's got a boner, and his dick's already out, and someones mouth is already near it because they managed to pull your pants down before you could stop them...you know. Gotta let 'em finish. Just this one time.

#nohomo