Mick's About To Offend God Again (Patreon)

Ey,

We're coming up on that time again, the time of the month where I do something big and weird. POLL TIME.

Also Random Monthly Sketch for two of you. I'm just now noticing, actually, that someone I messaged for this last month never got back to me. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GIVE YOU FREE SHIT IF YOU DON'T ANSWER ME? COME ON. Guess I'll be messaging some other people for it. As always, the list is here for people who don't know:

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1NMCwKSq2lv549jQn_l05PUW82B2Nfe2kbFe7xOq5CYc/edit?usp=sharing

ANYWAY:

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A Walk In The Woods - The Trees Strike Back
Partially inspired by the "Bastian fucks a demon tree" idea, and the fact that I think I can give Trevenant a huge pair of dick sucking lips, I'm just gonna leave this here and let your imagination go to work.

Bastian And The Tentacle Box
Anyone remember that time I shitposted on FA about having your lower half trapped in a box filled with slimy tentacles? Well it was pokemon-related at the time, but I figure it's easily interchangeable with any such tentacle monster. Poor, poor Bastian. One day he'll learn not to get himself into these situations.

YCH - Maid Cafe
Random Idea I had awhile back. Big fat monster-class pokemon (yknow, Nidoqueen, rhydon, nidoking, etc) all as maids in a cafe, because fuck yeah.

A Walk In The Woods (Alternate) - 'Fetish For Swirly Eyes' Edition
Sucks when you're just walking through the woods and you suddenly get gangbanged, by hypno. It really, really sucks.

(Btw, I think you can choose more than one option. I'll probably end this Friday.)