Kid Quicksand vs Doctor Kinkshame (Text Only) (Patreon)

HELLO! Here is something I'd like to share, but will take a while to draw. This is my written script version of the first encounter of Kid Quicksand and Doctor Kinkshame! I have a LOT of scripts I write but keep to myself until the comic is drawn, but I thought maybe it would be a fun idea to share this since it will take a while to draw, and I'd be curious to hear any comments or feedback on the story!

DO NOT SHARE THIS ANYWHERE (as usual. This is writing specifically for you, the Patrons!)

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Kinkshame:
Finally! My latest invention is ready! Behold! The redresser! All I have to do is point it at a nearly naked individual, it forms a psychic link, and forcibly generates the last outfit it wore back onto them! And the more I turn up this dial, the more layers it adds!

Kokslut:
That's great but where are we going to get a bunch of naked people from?

Kinkshame:
You idiot, we're not bringing naked people here. This is for our scantily clad hero enemies, however, we needn't go far to find some test subjects. Prepare the boat Kokslut, we're going to the beach to exact our evil plan!

Kokslut is dressed for the beach almost immediately, including a floaty, shades and an umbrella.

Kokslut:
Oh sorry, I missed that last bit, what are we going to the beach for?

MEANWHILE on the Dixon Beach docks...

Clay is licking one of two ice cream cones when he hears a scream in the distance.

Kinkshame is on the beach and surrounded by people trapped in layers and layers of clothing. Kokslut is shooting people with the gun, fabric wrapping out of nowhere into a cocoon around them.

Clay: Oh no! That horrible twink and hunky man are forcing those beachgoers into an impossible quantity of clothing!
I gotta do something to stop them!
I sure hope I can do this mud-teleporting thing right!

Clay drops the ice creams, strikes a pose, and swishes his hands over his body, splashing him with mud, and costuming himself.

Clay: HAHA!

People around him clap and throw some coins.
A street magician holding the three rings has his mouth agape.

Kid steps onto the beach

Kid: HEY YOU!

Kinkshame and Kokslut stop in their tracks

Kid: Stop the forcible clothing, or I'll have to give you one SHELL of a beating!

Kinkshame: Your horrible puns can't stop me! There's too much SKIN around here.

Kid: Uh yeah, it's a beach, they're wearing swimsuits.

Kinkshame: I'm talking about you so-called heroes! Your open vest, the booty shorts, the SHOULDERS!

Kid: So you're looking at my booty huh?

Kokslut: Oh no! I can't stop looking at his booty now!

Kinkshame: Enough sexy distractions! Kokslut get him!

Kokslut tries to shoot the device, but Kid dives into the sand like a hognose snake. Kokslut looks around, as Kid leaps out behind him, straddling his face.
Kokslut drops the device, as Kinkshame grabs it.

Kokslut is bearhugging Kid, as Kokslut shoots the gun at them both. They are both wrapped up in a tight latex shirt, blushing horribly and they are bound together.

Kinkshame: What kind of hero would wear that most recently?

Kokslut whispers to Kid: Don't tell him but I actually wore it.

Kid rips out the side, and shoots mud to slide down the beach on. Pulls his hands up, and palm tree type vines shoot up and knock the device out of Kinkshame's hands. Kid catches it and breaks it.

Kinkshame: NO! I'LL GET YOU!

Kid shoots quicksand on the ground, and both Kinkshame and Kokslut slip in, trapped and goopy.

Kokslut: What IS this stuff?

Kid: They always say it... don't worry folks! Kid Quicksand has saved the day!

People cheer and party while the cocooned people are also happy.

Casual wear BubbleGuns, Greyscale, and Arashi are all whispering to each other.

Beachgoers: Look everyone it's El Toro Grueso and Lucha Lad!

They are holding a mucky Kinkshame and Kokslut

Toro: We'll handle these slippery villains from here! Nice work Quicksand Kid!

Kinkshame: Slippery indeed! Kokslut! Smoke bomb!

Kokslut throws down a smoke bomb, which explodes.
Next panel they are in the distance heading for their boat.

Lucha Lad: I'm sure we'll see them again.
Kid: I'd certainly like to see them again.

MEANWHILE back at Isle Del Villen

Kinkshame takes his coat off to clean it.

Kinkshame: That KID QUICKSAND... he humiliated me in public!

Kokslut: And that's not your thing right?

Kinkshame stares at him: NOTHING IS MY THING! I will get my revenge on him! Get the flip chart out, we need to come up with some new schemes!