when they were struck dumb by an utterly perplexing sight: Hundreds, perhaps even thousands, of naked women were crawling across a nearby field on all fours
Other women had been tied to the backs of donkeys or goats, and were groaning and sobbing from the pain of days after days riding without a saddle.
A month later, a troop of one thousand reinforcements from Europe had just set out for Asia, commanded by the haughty young queen-regent of a major European queendom
The final swat sealed an inscription upon every villainous backside in permanent magical writing. It said:
which was duplicated six thousand times so that every single bum in the vast sea of helpless Caucasian asses received the same treatment.
Using an obscure spell from Mariana's archive called "Eris' Infinite Duplication", Wei-Ling then proceeded to deliver a final spanking to the sorceress
The six thousand combatants were marched out into a field, where they were stripped naked, tied up and arranged with their bottoms pointing upwards.
following which she would be promptly marched down into her cell for another night sleeping on her stomach.
Of course, no quarter was given, and each night before the curtain closed, Mariana's succulent fanny would be ablaze with the imprints of a thousand angry blades
during which each audience member was given a cheap replica of Jade Destiny and could stand in line to administer a well-deserved spanking to the woman who started it all
for Ophelia it was a parodic response to her much-ridiculed exaltation of the Western woman's virtues
for duchess Vittoria each audience member was equipped with a mechanical stamp and offered to apply it to any part of her tied-up body
for Rowena the Black, this was an archery excercise with her unclad butt as the target (indeed, the pale-skinned knight's backside had been painted like an archery target, with the innermost circle -- the bullseye -- painted over her clearly exposed anus)
In this lavishly produced slapstick comedy, the nine principal villainesses of the West played themselves as they were forced to relive their worst humiliations in front of a laughing crowd.
And of course, at the Imperial Palace, all the kings, queens and emperors of the major Eastern nations gathered to witness the premiere performance of the newly-written play "The Comedy of the War Between East and West", which was to be performed three times a week for the duration of the entire year.