Delighting in the cheers and snide comments, Wei-Ling drew Jade Destiny and placed the blade with almost condescending gentleness against the wiggling sorceress's heart-shaped butt. As the legendarily powerful weapon made contact with the legendarily malevolent backside, it began to glow with such fierce intensity that it almost seemed ready to give birth to a new star. The dazzling green light caused the entire audience of soldiers to shield their eyes. (Patreon)