"Pathetic! UTTERLY pathetic!" Ophelia complained, placing her hand against her forehead in a theatrical gesture. "I traveled to the ENDS OF THE EARTH in the hope of meeting a worthy opponent, and this is what I get? Two disheveled slanty-eyed losers who can't even stand on their own feet? I crushed the SULTANA OF CONSTANTINOPLE and left her WEDGIED from the flagpole of the TOP- KAPI PALACE! I gave the QUEEN OF ETHIOPIA such a spanking that she STILL has to sit on a pillow! When I heard that two PRINCESSES o (Patreon)