Asuka, WWE (Patreon)

I don't know who she is :) I haven't watched WWE for years. The only exposure I had to it was when I used to watch it with an old friend. I think we saw Brock Lesner Vs Undertaker on TV together, and he used to march around the city with his authentic championship belt he bought off eBay for $300 slung over his shoulder while wearing his white Saturday Night Fever suit like a fucking dick.

Good times.