Twilight Fucker (Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess) (Patreon)

The fight had been long and hard but Link had won. With the defeat of Ganon and Zant, peace had been returned to the land of Hyrule. Order had also been restored in the Twilight Realm. Now there would be much time for rest and relaxation.

There was something else that was also long and hard. Namely, Link himself. Midna had appeared in her true form as a Twili to thank him and Princess Zelda. But between being a naturally silent protagonist and the look of her standing before him, a mix of beauty and elegance, Link was really lost for words. He never thought he’d ever want to fuck the little gremlin that had been his partner that whole time.

But she wasn't looking like a gremlin anymore, and she wasn't dressed like one either. From a distance her dark robes made her look like a dark specter, alluring and mysterious, yet up close he could see she was anything but. Her clothes were fine as befitting a royal, but they were nothing like Zelda's conservative attire, he got a good look at Midna's flat midriff and long lovely legs, not to mention her jawdropping cleavage. He couldn't believe this vixen was his travel companion the whole time. Couldn't believe that she was on his back in that wolf form either.

Something wasn't lost on the two princesses with him. Zelda turned away and blushed, not believing that this hero was boldly pitching a tent. Midna on the other hand found herself liking it. As soon as she had assumed her true form, there was no question she was a princess with her air of nobility and beauty about her. She smiled seeing him so taken with her.

“Am I so beautiful that you're at a loss for words?” she said.

Naturally he said nothing, proving her point. Even with the realms saved, some things would never change. She supposed that was fine, it was the literal daybreak of their victory after their long struggle. That alone was reason enough for joy and she wouldn't ruin the moment.

On the other hand, she noticed very soon that Link was getting a chub in his pants. A little bit of her old self returned.

“Well, I thought our final goodbye was gonna be all heartfelt and sad. But now I'm starting to want something more.” She looked straight at Zelda. “Do us a favor and leave us alone, will you? Me and the hero have some catching up to do.”

Zelda blushed at that remark. “W-what are you trying to say?”

“I'm saying I'm gonna fuck this dick up!” Midna grabbed Link's crotch and the stoic hero who had braved so many trials and tribulations jumped right up at her touch. “Now scram bitch. I've always wanted to get a taste of Hyrule meat. And I know this is the best one.”

“Well!” Zelda said, folding her arms. “That is most inappropriate.”

“Oh please Miss High and Mighty,” Midna said, still holding Link's man gland. “We were briefly joined as one. I saw into your thoughts too. You want the same thing.”

“That's not true!”

“Then you don't mind me having this hunky handsome hero?” She cupped Link's face. “I always loved riding you when you were in that wolf form. How about I ride you again one last time?” She blew a faint stream of air on his lips.

Zelda frowned and snatched him right back from her. “Oh no. I watched him swing that sword and kill Ganon. I even...” She closed her eyes and licked her lips with such sensuality that it was a big surprise for this tag team watching this uptight and regal princess do such a thing, and he even forgot about his sudden urge to fuck Midna like crazy. “...blessed his arrows with my light magic.”

But Midna regained the initiative fast, grabbing the pronounced erection in his pants. He let out a sudden groan. “Well I'm holding his Master Sword right now.” She stroked his manhood within the confines of his clothes and, doing it fast at first, then slowing down, and then speeding up again. The little gremlin side of her was resurfacing and he loved it.

Zelda was fuming. Both at Midna's wicked smile and at Link himself for just sitting there like an idiot. Then the eponymous Twilight Princess yanked his pants down, revealing his erect penis before the both of them. She laughed at Zelda's shocked face. “Enjoy watching me fuck this hero up.”

“Oh no,” Zelda said in a huff. “He needs a real royal treatment, not some little brat with an attitude problem!”

Do I get a say in this? Link thought to himself. He was about to say something but then they were actually pushing and shoving each other. In the ensuing scuffle, they both pushed him down on the ground.

Nor was he complaining. At first Midna and Zelda were still having their little catfight, still pushing each other. But then Zelda got the jump on her and grabbed Link's bare dick, sticking right up that whole time. An angry Midna pushed into her so hard that all of three of them fell over together.

Link had been on a tough journey and braved some of the worst dungeons known to man. But that impact messed him so roughly that at first he couldn’t see. On the other hand, he did feel something else very strongly. Take a guess what it was.

And he only got harder too. As soon as his vision got better, he saw the two princesses on both sides of him, stroking him with their hands. Midna's bare hands were as amazing as everything else about her, so soft and gentle. But Zelda didn't disappoint either, everytime she stroked him with those long white satin gloves of hers, it actually felt like her hands were sucking off his penis. Not to mention that he actually liked seeing these two regal beauties get angry with each other. He actually sat back and let them go at it.

The two ladies were both glaring at each other. He was getting stiffer on their hands with each passing second, and it both made them happy and irritated the hell out of them. Each one was glad they were getting him off. On the other hand, both couldn’t just ignore the presence of that bitch looking right into their eyes, and they started to wonder if he was liking her touch more.

“You should look at his face,” Midna whispered. “He’s loving it.”

“What?” Zelda looked at Link, so flustered that she didn’t realize that him throwing his head in the heat of that situation wouldn’t really mean anything, not with two beautiful princesses beating him off. But it was exactly the opening Midna needed.

As soon as Zelda’s attention was distracted, Midna pushed her back and took Link’s whole manhood right into her mouth. The Twili princess’ little prophecy came true as Link was definitely throwing his head back then, making all kinds of loud cries that he frequently made on his journey. Zelda was just totally shocked, at a loss for words on how to regain the edge in this bout.

Midna knew what she was doing too. She was bobbing her head back and forth, working him good, even Zelda had to admit that as soon as she saw her true form that the Twili princess looked very regal. But now she just looked like a bratty little bitch.

Nor was she content to just use that mouth. While she was slurping up and down his member, she reached for the top of her robes, baring her giant blue hooters. She brought her mouth up to the top of his prick and sucked on the sensitive end like she was nibbling on a fine piece of fruit. After the way she was swallowing his member whole, that expert teasing was driving him crazy.

But that wasn't the worst of it. She would change the rate she was sucking on the head of his penis, sometimes going really slow just to torture him and then quickly speeding things up again only to slow down once more. Link felt on the cusp of a climax more than once but she somehow managed to keep him from spurting his load at the last minute, he always wanted more.

He was going to get more. While she was slowing down on blowing him to the point of almost agony, she grabbed her breasts and wrapped them around his shaft which was aching with need after being deprived the sweetness of her wet mouth eating it like before. Link was already sensitive but her using those tits of hers on him was his breaking point, they were so big and full and she was moving them up and down.

Zelda was seething. She was unable to turn her face away from the lewd scene before her. It was bad enough being forcefully left out, Link had clearly made his choice. Midna had made her choice too and she was somehow able to stare right into her eyes while still giving the hero real good head.

And her face twisted with irritation when she saw Midna’s head jerk up and Link make a really loud scream just then and there. She knew even before his cum leaked out of her lips what happened. Link himself just was really sensitive, but all Zelda could think in her anger was that Midna knew how to suck a dick like a champ.

Midna took his cock out of her mouth, his cum leaking out of her mouth and down her blue chin. She licked her face clean of his jizz and moaned at his delicious taste before she stuck her tongue out at the other princess, showing all his spooge on it. Link himself was still a little more excited during all of it, just as she thought he was spent, Link's cock spurted out several more loads of semen, all over her face and on her breasts. Midna was hardly bothered by it and wiped what she could off her face before taking each of her big hooters into her mouth and licked them clean of all that jizz.

She fluttered loudly while eating her tears, closing her eyes in satisfaction and looking back at the other princess. Link had finally calmed down and was only laying there, sighing deeply from getting such an awesome blowjob. Zelda’s face flared up so bad, at Midna taunting her like that, at Link cumming so fast, everything. But then a smile appeared on her face.

“You’re just the help on his journey,” Zelda said to Midna. “I’m going to claim the real Triforce of Courage and...ride him as you said,” she said, almost giggling at the prospects.

The arrogance on Midna’s face barely began to vanish before Zelda turned herself around and wiggled her ass in front of Link. She was actually dressed as a royal princess should be, but that didn't make her any less erotic of a woman. Especially with the way she was tempting him with that derriere, she had a big sexy ass and that tight dress of hers accentuated it perfectly. She was flatter than Midna, but she more than made up for it with her behind. Link was just staring at those delicious butt melons of hers.

He was looking at her tush in a trance, mesmerized by her lovely ass. Then she looked back at him with a sinister grin not unlike the one on Midna's face and suddenly hiked up her skirt all the way up to reveal her naked shapely ass underneath. His eyes widened,  and slammed her booty right on Link’s head. The legendary hero was shocked at first, but after blowing his load down Midna’s throat, he recovered his composure and reaching up her skirt, tore down her panties and shoved his face in there.

Zelda got an evil look on her mug as she looked back down on Midna. Link’s cum was dripping out of her mouth as she could only watch, speechless, the Hyrule princess sit on his face. Midna felt stupid, she had only gotten Link off, but she wasn’t getting her own needs met. Zelda on the other hand was having herself one hell of a time, his tongue was flicking deep in that pussy.

And Link was enjoying it plenty himself. As he was eating her out, he was getting stiff all over again. Even though he just came, he was rising back up, and he needed more. But his current attention was for the woman right on top of his face, he was holding onto her thighs and inhaling that wet pussy on top of him.

Zelda also got a little bitchy herself. Still riding Link's face like a champ, she looked right back at Midna. The Twili woman couldn't find the strength to look smug, and she knew she'd look like a fool if she tried to fake it. More than just seeing Zelda having the upper hand now, what really pissed off Midna was that she knew the other princess getting her pussy directly eaten out, she was getting off on her turn of the hero way more than she had. She had given Link a blowjob with nothing in return.

On the other hand, that pecker wood of his standing up was giving her ideas. And she had already gotten a taste of it with one mouth. She figured she should find out how good it tasted with her other mouth.

Zelda suddenly let out a whorish moan and Midna knew she just came. That didn't bother her one bit. While the princess of Hyrule was enjoying herself and not paying attention to anything save her own pleasure, the Twili princess sat herself down all the way right on top of Link's erect dick. Zelda was still immersed in her orgasmic bliss when she opened her eyes and saw a grinning Midna only a few feet away from her.

That snapped her out of her state of ecstasy. Midna was humping Link's pecker from the get go and with the way she was staring right at Zelda. She was just starting to get into that orgasm and now the little gremlin had to go and ruin it. Her mouth was wide open with her tongue hanging out and her tits were flopping up and down with how roughly she was humping Link. Zelda looked away and Midna just rode Link’s face harder, trying to settle back into that same level of pleasure.

On the other hand, Midna wasn’t going to make that easy for her. She moaned loudly right in front of Zelda’s face and she knew she was making the other woman uncomfortable. Zelda turned her head and glared at her, but she was going to wish she hadn’t. Midna was keen to capitalize on this situation and grabbing Zelda’s face with both hands, shoved her tongue inside.

Zelda made a muffled sound and tried to get away but with Midna wasn’t having it at all. She just stirred her tongue in there that much more. Zelda still resisted but then she suddenly felt a pang of lust from Midna forcing that kiss on her, and before she knew it she wasn’t fighting her back as she should have. While that tongue was deep in her mouth, Link’s tongue was still flicking inside her pussy, she was totally overpowered.

Midna rode Link even harder. The hero’s body was jerking up a bit, she relished in knowing just how much control she had over both Hylians. She let go of Zelda and there was no longer any sign of the standoffish princess, instead she was riding Link’s face too and crying out, a dark blush coating her face. Midna suggestively played with her tits on her own. But she wasn’t expecting what happened next.

Zelda couldn’t help but be distracted by the Twili playing with her hooters. The nasty kiss that was forced upon her, Link still eating her out, it was putting her reason to the flame and all she could think about was what how drop dead gorgeous Midna was. Those tits looked good enough to eat.

Midna was distracted in her own reverie this time, Link’s dick was just so good, when her ecstasy was interrupted by Zelda eating her chest. She didn’t even know what it was at first but then she looked down and saw what was happening. She came the instant she recognized it was Zelda sucking her knockers, and a horribly embarrassing groan escaped her lips.

That only prompted Zelda to get naughty. She was only sucking Midna’s breasts at first, but after hearing that love cry, got a little more creative with the way she was working those hooters. Eager to regain her dominance, she mixed things up with her teeth and tongue, tormenting the other woman as she wished. She knew Midna was getting off on it too, there was no other reason her nipples were getting so hard in her mouth.

Eventually Midna couldn't take it anymore and weakly held onto Zelda. Still riding Link, she was a shaking mess, just doing it as best she could. Zelda chuckled to herself and tilted her chin to look up at her, and they started making out again, hard. The three of them were locked in a trinity of sheer pleasure.

Link was feeling it too. Two royal pussies, he loved the feel of the one and the taste of the other. Even with his vision obscured by Zelda's big ass, he could tell by the feel of their bodies moving on top of him that something was going on. The sounds they were making were pretty telling too, and he only got into it that much more, intending to fuck them up good. The three of them were writhing around faster and faster.

Then he lost it. He bust his nut inside of Midna's pussy, releasing his thick deep inside of her. She broke away from Zelda to scream at the top of her lungs in a state of climax, and the sight of her so defeated pushed the princess of Hyrule to her own orgasms. Link just continued servicing the both of them, pumping inside Midna and still eating Zelda.

After that experience, Midna returned to the Twilight Realm. The mirror was not destroyed this time around as she had unfinished business to attend to back in the land of Hyrule. Namely, to get her vengeance on that Zelda bitch. And so it was that every year the three of them would meet up and fuck each other's brains out. A scoreboard was kept, but after the first three years, they stopped making marks and just found excuses to go all out on each other. Such was the joy of victory.