Britannian Pie (Code Geass) (Patreon)

The student council at Ashford had an ingenious plan for the upcoming festival several weeks away that would shatter food records worldwide. It wasn't eating the most hot dogs or drinking a whole lot. No, they wanted to make the biggest pizza ever made.

But anyone can make a big pizza. The real question was what kind of pizza would be made? How good would it be? To assess that judgment, they had assigned the one and only Lelouch Lamperouge as the judge. He wasn't exactly happy with that, but he couldn't say why. Not only because it would reveal his double life as Zero, but also because if he gave some excuse he knew that Milly might go snooping around and she'd become another nuisance he'd have to deal with. It was bad enough keeping tabs on CC and making sure she didn't get into trouble.

Being an invention of the student council, the chefs were his three favorite girls from the student council. Shirley, Kallen, and Milly. Nina didn't want anything to do with it and what with Kallen leading her double life, still had to keep up appearances. Lelouch was waiting in the judging room by himself standing over the table covered with frivolous posters for the school festival, he was reflecting on his battle plans for the next skirmish with Britannia when Milly came in.

“Oh hey Lulu! Glad to see you were able to make it!”

“Uh-huh. Can we hurry this one up already?”

“Don't be like that. You're going to be eating pizza! What's not to love?”

“You know, I have a friend of mine who's way more into pizza than I am. Maybe she could fill in...?”

“Well that wouldn't be appropriate at all.”

“Because I'm the council chairman, right?”

“That's not the only thing! Something this big, you know there's gonna be some troublemakers who are going to go out of their way to jump right onto it, and get their skin all over it! We need you to serve as a guinea pig to make sure that when our recipes do inevitably get mixed up with human skin, that it isn't allergic to anyone!”

“Um, what?”

Lelouch prided himself on being a master tactician and the masked revolutionary Zero, his intelligence having toppled many of Britannia's greatest weapons several times over. Having his identity secret to everyone save that green haired witch made him feel even more smug. But for once, he had no idea what was going on.

“We haven't decided whose recipe is going to be the final dish yet. What we're going to do is rub our personal pizzas all over our bodies and you get to lick it off! And the way I see it, with this festival being open to everyone, some losers are probably going to uh...” She giggled. “Some losers are probably going to get naked and fuck each other right on the pizza! So if you want to go the extra mile and do a little extra with us so we know this being mixed up with a certainly other substance isn't generally allergic to people, we'd really appreciate it!”

“You can't be serious...”

“Nope, totally one hundred serious!” She winked at him. “It's only the best treatment for my favorite prince!”

He was sitting there stunned for a good five minutes. She already knows I'm royalty. I know she's more well connected than I thought. Maybe she found out I'm Zero. Did she fold over to Britannia and is going to turn me in? He started to feel a little nervous. But for him, the time went by way sooner than he expected, because it seemed like only a few seconds passed when Kallen, Milly and Shirley came right in, wearing tiny little string bikinis, each of them holding pizzas.

He gulped. Those Ashford school miniskirts never left much to the imagination, but he never once thought he'd be seeing these three beauties practically naked for him. Kallen had a disgruntled look on her face, Milly's face was lit up by a big happy grin, and Shirley was looking away bashfully. Whatever thoughts of hesitation he had went right to the wind as dark thoughts of what he wanted to do with all of them flooded his mind.

Shirley stepped forward first. She made a classic pepperoni pizza. She was still crushing so badly on Lelouch. Fortunately for her, the feeling was mutual. “So this is my pizza...” she said, still looking away from him. She took the pie and rubbed it all over her body. She still looked away from him, already feeling so nervous for feeling that way about him, but now she felt totally ridiculous covered in hot steaming food.

Lelouch wouldn't stand for that. He stood up, his penis standing erect right up, and went over to her. At first he was gentle with her, slowly slurping it off her arms and her hands, then getting down on his knees and scooping it off her calves and feet like she was a queen. He was hardly being sexual with her, but it touched Shirley so much to see him acting like this with her. She looked down at him, her cheeks reddening with a smile on her face.

“Oh Lelouch I...I love you...” She hadn't meant to say that, she just blurted it out. Her heart thumped in her chest when he looked back up at her.

“I love you too Shirley...” She giggled. With that little confession out of nowhere, he got far more lustful with her, openly eating it off her. Still on his knees, at first he worshipped her calves and feet like she was his queen, then licked up from her calves to those big thighs of hers. This sudden change in his attitude was getting Shirley very hot and bothered, and she had to look away from him at the other two girls in the room. Kallen was looking away, a bit flushed from watching it herself, but Milly had a big grin on her face and was waving her fists in the air, cheering her on.

Then she felt Lelouch yank down her bikini bottoms and shove some of the pizza right into her vagina. He started eating her right out while greedily clutching onto her ample buttcheeks. She couldn't do much else but hold onto his head, his tongue was already stirring inside of her pretty badly, but after that love confession, she was feeling it way worse than she normally would have. He wasn't the strongest guy out there, but she was still so giddy that it was only his hands clutching onto her rear that kept her up.

He tasted her pleasure. Her twat spasmed right on his mouth and her vaginal muscles clung around his tongue. The mix of her pussy juice with all that cheese was exquisite, the flavor and smell was just too much. To make it worse, he took some of the pepperoni toppings and dipped them inside her wet pussy then sucked them out of her cunt, still leaking with juices. She was already ready for more.

Lelouch knew it too. He started kissing all over her stomach as he gently eased her onto the floor. When she was lying down, he hovered over her, his boner inches away from her wet pussy. Not looking away from each other, he slowly edged it inside of her damp insides. Shirley threw her head back and bit her lip from the undeniable pleasure of finally being joined with him, and then he was all the way inside of her.

He moved back and forth slowly at first. Yet he couldn't believe how good she felt on him and quickly picked up the pace. Shirley couldn't move back much at first, but she moved in tandem with each of his thrusts as he got faster and faster.

The sight of this beautiful woman so helplessly in love with him, her face lost in her wanton desires broke the last of his restraint. He pulled aside her little bikini top, her breasts were already covered in pizza but he readily smeared the cheese and pepperoni all over her nipples and sucked hard on them. Shirley was at a loss for the ecstasy and clung hard to him, wrapping her legs around him and not letting go.

He pounded her pussy harder than ever as they started flicking their tongues all over each other. She could taste not only the sweet taste of the cheese but also her own pussy juice, and she felt his cheese covered penis fuck that pussy so good. Her big tits were rubbing up on his chest, and she threw her head back from the sweetness, she was going to cum soon.

He blew his load inside of her, and she tweeted like a little bird from feeling his semen flowing inside her snatch. But the ecstasy that caused her to sing like that was nothing so innocent, it was such a powerful orgasm that Lelouch himself gasped, all his earlier energy and gusto forgotten from her tightening on his dick. He just sank into that nut as he poured himself inside of her.

As he lay his head on her breasts, he heard a sing song voice say, “Oh Lulu! Time's not up yet!”

He looked up see Milly open up her pizza box. He was still inside Shirley, but the smell of pineapple instantly made his nose tingle. He watched with awe as she spread the pineapple pizza all over her body, making sure to turn around and pose as she smeared it all over her back and behind, then confidently smacked one of her cheeks for him.

That sight alone made him stiffen up all over again inside of Shirley's tight embrace. He didn't need anymore invitation. He stood and ran towards the sexy blonde beauty. He got down on his knees and started eating all over her delicious ass cheeks, slobbering all over her soft skin and worshipping those thighs. The taste was so good already but Milly was a goddess of a woman. Now with all pretense abandoned, he yanked down her bikini bottom and shoved some of the cheesy pineapple into her asshole only to eat it right out.

“Goodness Lulu, you bad boy! You acted so hesitant at the beginning and now you're doing this?” He didn't answer, he just kept on slobbering all over that donk, he was practically snorting her asshole. “Since you like my butt so much, how about you do something with my titties?” she said, and taking off her top, moaned like a whore while smearing it over her breasts and pinching her nipples.

He looked up to see her going at it. Standing up, he flipped her right over and stared at those breasts of hers like he was looking at ice cream. She giggled and jiggled them in front of his face with her hands. Licking his lips, he started eating all over those tits, and she held him close by the back of his head. With every hungry slurp, she affectionately stroked his hair like she was a loving mother.

While he was eating her chest, he was getting rock hard all over again. She felt his boner up on her thigh, and the soft feeling of her skin mixed with that cheese was breaking his restraint. Even with the warm cheese slathered on her body, he could feel the heat of her vagina tempting him.

She could sense his desire too. Knowing how out of shape he was, she grinned and pushed him down onto the floor. Before he had a chance to respond, he was inside her, and he groaned in sweet pleasure from just how damn tight she was.

She was humping him already. Her hot tightness moving up and down on his penis was one thing, but her naked tits were swaying in front of his face too. That broke him and he pumped right back inside of her in earnest. He took some of the pizza off the rest of her body and smeared it on her tits before sucking it right back off her mammaries.

“Oooh, that's a good boy Lelouch! Eat your dinner!” She was giggling as he went to town. Then he started pumping inside her faster, and she lost her composure and began moaning loudly like a whore. She was already moving up and down on his penis even before he began thrusting inside her, but now she was totally at his mercy as he fucked her harder and harder with every second. Her blonde hair was swaying wildly everytime his penis plowed that pussy.

He grunted, and she felt his dick plumping up inside her walls even before he released his first nut. Regaining her earlier dominant composure, she opened her mouth wide in a big smile and screamed loudly as he shot his cream inside her. She always liked Lelouch, but she never thought he'd be such a good fuck either.

She rolled off him on her own, landing on her back. She wasted no time in shamelessly playing with her own twat, spilling out with his semen. Lelouch was panting, two strong nuts in a row would have normally left him out of breath. But the way Milly coaxed him into doing her had brought out another side of him and now all he could think about was sex.

He looked over at Kallen. She didn't look like a tough warrior anymore, instead she resembled a weak little helpless waif. The exact kind of thing she never wanted to be seen as, but she could see that's exactly how he thought of her.

He stood up, his penis hardening already at the sight of her. She turned away from him, giving him an ample look at her backside, her naked back and butt hanging out of that thong was only getting him harder. He wanted to ravish her so damn badly, but then he remembered that if push came to shove, she could kick his ass easily. His weak spot hanging out didn't help things either.

“Kallen,” he said.

She turned her head and glared at him. “What? If you want to try anything with me, it's not gonna happen! The only man I'm loyal to...”

“Is Zero, right?”

Her expression softened. “What?”

He looked around him. Shirley was lying there with her eyes closed in her own personal heaven, and Milly was busy playing with her tits while fingering her pussy and licking the cum coated cheese residue off her fingers. They wouldn't hear a thing.

“I am Zero,” he said in a deep and low voice. “Right, Kozuki?”

“How...how did...”

“I can say that because I am Zero.” He walked closer to her. “You've helped me out a lot Q-1. And I want you to help me in another way too.”

“You can't really be...”

“Look to your left. What do you see?”

She looked out the window. “A bunch of frivolous school children who lead easy pampered lives compared to the oppressed.”

“Now look to your right. What is there?”

“Two dumb sluts covered in pizza.” When neither Milly or Shirley responded to that remark, they both knew they were in the clear.

“Just like that time on the train, right? I know that's not enough proof for you right now. But let me show you my power! I'll make the impossible, possible!” He held his hands out, and his proudly erect penis was pointing right at her.

“I can't believe it...you really are...”

“I am...Zero!” he said proudly, loud enough now for the other two to hear him.

“This is some kinky roleplay you two!” said Milly. “Keep it up!” By that point she had just climaxed on her own fingers.

Lelouch smiled at her. At that point, she was convinced. She opened up the pizza to reveal it was an all meat pizza. “Oh Zero...” she said softly, and rubbed it all over her breasts.

He fearlessly went over to her and openly ate the meat pizza all over her tits. She showed no resistance and let him do with her as he wanted to. When he was done, he pulled down her bikini top and smeared some more on her skin and ate more of the meat pizza off her.

He pulled a nearby chair and slapped one of her tits before he sat down. He didn't need to say anything for her to understand exactly what he wanted.

She got down on her knees and took his cock in her tits. She started out slow at first, but seeing him looking down at her smiling incited her sense of duty and she sped up the pace, really working his meat good. Without awaiting further instruction, she closed her eyes and took his cock in her mouth.

He rested his head on the chair. He had to disavow his identity as royalty, and he wasn't a king. Yet right then he definitely felt like one. Kallen's tits felt like the best of all, he already knew she was a looker, but he didn't think she would be able to use those knockers of hers to full effect. After those two nuts, maybe he wasn't in the the best position to judge how she was working him. More than anything else, it was her dedication to him that was fueling his easy state of rapture.

He cupped her cheek and she looked up at him. He took some of the meat pizza on his hands and fed it to her, and she ate it without complaint, even going so far as to clean his fingers of the cheese with her mouth. Then he put some of it all over his dick that was stabbing through her rack, and she obediently licked all of it off his pecker.

She stopped servicing him just to look at his hard cock, felt it's heat through her hooters. He cupped her chin and beckoned her to stand back up. She looked deeply into his eyes. He liked that submissive look on her face.

He grabbed her hips and moved her around so her ass was right in his face. He smeared the meat pizza all over her cheeks and ate it off. Then he tore down her bikini bottom. He pulled apart her ass cheeks and probed her puckering anus with his fingers.

“Meat pizza, huh? How about I give you some real meat?”

She looked back at him, blushing, ready to say something, but then he pulled her so that his cock speared right into her asshole. She cried out from feeling him plow all the way to the end of her rectum, and at first she couldn't move. Lelouch to his credit started out slow at first, her tight behind felt great on his dick, but he resolved never to be as cruel as the rest of his royal family and this time was no exception.

While Kallen was still easing into it, he reached up and fondled one of her breasts. Her skin was still soft under the cheesy residue, but taking bits of the meat mixed in with it, he gently offered it up to her mouth and she gingerly ate it, moaning softly as she did so. Then playing with that same breast again, he smashed more of the meat pizza onto her other tit.

Her breasts were so big that he was easily able to hold it right up to her face. “Eat it.” In her current lewd circumstances, she understood him implicitly and ate all over the tit, licking her skin and sucking on the nipple. She held onto it to make it easier for her.

It made it easier for him too. Not letting go of her other breast, he used his free hand to start working her clit. She had only been laying there weakly while sitting on his penis, but the instant he touched her sweet spot, she couldn't control herself anymore and started humping his cock badly.

Having her tacit approval, Lelouch now also actively pumped inside of her. With his hands on one of her tits and on her clit, her still sucking on her other tit and humping him frantically, she was totally lost to the pleasure he was giving her. He was controlling her like she was just another one of his pieces on the chess board. But compared to the other two, she really did deserve to be called queen, because she was the best compared to them by far.

He moved forward, pushing her down to the floor so that she landed on all fours. The transition was a bit abrupt as her tit slipped out of her mouth but with him still plowing her rectum, she had no choice. All she could do was slam her ass right back against him.

Eventually the pressure got to be so bad that she couldn't move back against him anymore. Lelouch continued dominating her and moving his face to her neck, slobbered all over her, licking and biting her sweet skin while resuming playing with her clit. All she could do was throw her head back and whine as she drove her to further heights of pleasure.

He was suddenly stung by an intense orgasm, blowing his load right into her anal cavity. She regained some of her warrior's posture when she grunted low but not much else, he felt her cum right through her ass onto his bare penis, milking more of his warm milk that flowed into the root of her anus. The two of them looked at each other in that tender moment of mutual climax, and they stuck out their tongues and pressed them together, tasting the heat and cheesy meat residue in that moment of tenderness.

As he pulled out of her, he left a long strand of jizz from her anus. He weakly climbed back to the chair and sat upon it. Time was blurred for him, it felt so long, but even he knew that it must have only been a few minutes when all three ladies were suddenly on their knees before him, covering his cum stained penis in what was left of the pizza and resumed sucking him off.

While Lelouch was enjoying himself, CC opened the door. She had been looking for him. But when their eyes met, she saw the other three girls, that didn't bother her. What did irritate her was when she saw what was left of the pizza. She folded her arms and frowned at him before walking right back out.

At the day of Euphy's planned speech, the accidental activation of the Geass and the slaughter of all the innocent people as well as the death of his idealistic sister bothered Lelouch a great deal. But on a more personal note, after all that kinky food sex, he also hated that he never got to saw the world's biggest pizza. He wanted to fuck it so badly.