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It had worked. Their brilliant plan had worked. Jimmy and Kim could practically hear the faint scratching in Howard's throat as he ranted at Schweikart, at Judge Casimiro, and at Cliff Main, his voice being on the breaking point to weeping tears of pure righteous fury.

And it was all the sweeter to their ears. They knew he was right, and they got away with it. The perfect crime.

“Mr. Hamlin, are you alright? Your eyes…” said Erin out of actual and sincere concern.

“I am fine!”

They both had to keep themselves from laughing too hard at that one. Kim almost snorted through her nose, but she was able to control herself. It might have blown their cover, listening to the whole scene, and after Howard's breakdown railing about Jimmy, could easily be the one thing that would expose them listening to the conversation, and turn their devious little scheme into a house of cards so quick to blowing down.

But they were able to keep themselves composed. They had to be those kinds of people in order to pull off something like this in the first place. And after the meeting was adjourned, they knew they had won.

There was some more talk in the background, but they didn't hear anything else. And it wasn't exactly clear who was enjoying this moment more, Jimmy or Kim. Though he had been so focused on listening to it, so eager to hear how this turn of events would develop, that he didn't notice Kim getting up and pushed him down onto his seat. It took him by surprise so much that he was almost scared for a minute.

He looked up at her. There was no emotion in that face, and after pulling off the stunt they were both complicit in, he was so shocked to see her looking at him like that. But he needn't have worried. His wife, his partner in crime, climbed on top of him. She pulled him up by the collar of his shirt and started kissing him.

He returned her embrace, pulling her on top him. She came close to collapsing on him so hard that it would have knocked his seat over. But she was able to collect herself. She was looking down at him with a wicked smile on her face. She grabbed his crotch, which by now had a massive lump in there.

They started kissing again. Their kisses were sloppy and clumsy, there was absolutely no real sense of communication between the two of them, it was all rushed. They might as well have been two rabid dogs slobbering all over each other. But it was easily the best makeout session they ever had. Her greedy hands were pulling his shirt up and she dug her nails into his skin and fondling his crotch. She was so needy that he could have been anyone and she would have been tearing him apart. A stray thought occurred to her how much fun she would have had fucking Howard further by tearing him apart like that after already fucking him over at a big important hearing in his own law firm.

Kim was so wet, eager to fuck Jimmy right then and there. He was just as ready, she was one hell of a woman, and her pure libido, those claws raking him, he was hard and ready to get inside of her for real. At the same time they were both so disorganized they couldn't properly get into any real fucking position. They were both clumsily feeling all over each other and fumbling that they actually fell onto the floor together.

Her ass was right in front of his face. He grabbed the zipper on her skirt and pulled it down and she followed down, roughly yanking it down so that it was to her knees. Jimmy grinned at the what she was wearing for the occasion, she was finely dressed as ever on the outside, but just like her nefarious intentions planned for today, she was only wearing a thong underneath. He spanked that tushy and ate all over it. It wasn't the first time he bit into her donk but the wicked affairs they had successfully enacted today made him ravenous for her in a way he hadn't felt in a long time and without one heed for her concern, deeply sank his teeth into those delicious cheeks.

Kim moaned deeply. The day's success had gotten her excited already, but Jimmy being so fierce with her was igniting a wet fire in her cunt. She reached her hand down her undies and finding her twat, shamelessly played with herself.

The smell of her cunt was appetizing to him. But after getting a meal of those cheeks of hers, he wanted something else right now. He pulled down the rest of her thong, exposing her puckered anus before him. Grinning, Jimmy grabbed her hips and pulled her derriere right onto his face.

Kim bit her lip in a crazed smile when Jimmy rubbed his face all over her booty. She slowed down the speed of those hands stirring inside her wet pussy just to savor in the pleasantness of feeling him worship her butt in their moment of victory. Still eating her tush, he stopped when he got a good look at her puckering anus.

With the position his head was in, she couldn’t see the look on his face. But she knew what he was doing. She hadn’t stopped touching herself. Reaching down there with her other hand, she stuck the first part of a finger inside there like she was a little schoolgirl to tempt him and then she held the hand over her rosebud like she was showcasing a fine entree.

He answered that call loud and clear. He stuck his tongue inside of her anus and ate out that asshole like he was at a banquet. She giggled deeply in horny lust and resumed touching herself with full force. Jimmy wasn’t too shy about his self pleasure either and had gotten his pants down and beat it while he devoured her anus.

There was still talk going on at the main hearing over their drop phone they had used to eavesdrop on the whole gathering. Mostly talk between Erin and the elderly Irene. At that point Rich had long left the room after seeing Howard’s meltdown. The Sandpiper people were also conversing amongst themselves, happy on the outcome. They could have lost a lot more money, but now it looked like HHM and Davis and Main would have no choice but to settle for their offer.

That meant a lot less money for Jimmy too, and by extension, Kim. But neither of them cared. They were both so horny and lost in each other. There was some talk about how weird Howard had acted and that kind of petty gossip only sped Kim to her first orgasm while she was going to town on herself. Jimmy was getting off on it too, he was rock hard in his own hands while going to town on himself and Kim’s butthole, and her wet orgasmic pussy juice was filling up his nostrils. The high getting off their little scam going off without a hitch was one thing but this little celebration party was one hell of a cherry on top.

Then they heard Howard’s voice. He was calming everyone down. The room in the main HHM building was silent. The two nefarious lawyers who ruined his reputation were also listening though they weren’t really bothering to stop playing with each other. He spoke.

“Attention everyone. At the advice of my fellow counsel Cliff Main, we the prosecution have decided to…” He stopped, his voice was getting shaky. “We decided to settle in the Sandpiper suit. We will take the offer proposed by Schweikart and Cokely.”

It wasn’t their imagination. His voice was cracking. Only a few seconds later, he was actually crying. “I’m sorry everyone,” he said. “If you will excuse me…” There was the sound of the door opening and closing again.

Hearing Howard’s humiliation was cruel, delicious ecstasy to the both of them. Kim couldn’t take it anymore. She patted Jimmy’s head and he instantly looked up at her. She spread her asshole wide open. “Fuck me.”

He didn’t bother to respond. He propped himself up on his knees and shoved his cock right in there. She barely hid in the grunt that escaped her lips. Even in that state of depraved pleasure and naked sadism, they still had enough sense to keep their voices down. Enough had gone wrong today that if their voices were heard on loudspeaker to the rest of the world, it might actually foil their plan. They were miles away from HHM and safely away in the new offices of Saul Goodman, attorney at law, but every step of the way on their little scheme they felt as if they had barely pulled it off. Cliff was still there, making a speech in Howard’s absence. They wouldn’t risk this one either.

But it was still plenty hard for them to contain their glee. Jimmy was grunting like a beast and plowing Kim’s anus at full speed ahead. She wasn’t much better, moaning deeply in untold heights of pleasure. On all fours in front of him, she really did look like a bitch in heat.

While they were having it out, Kim started touching herself again. This time she started playing with her clitoris. She couldn’t hold in her voice anymore and made a low grunting sound close to something like a hooker’s undignified gasps. Jimmy would know with how many of them he had slept with in his younger days, and would come to fuck in the years to come as he came to embrace his persona as Saul Goodman in all it’s sleazy grandeur. She was getting really tight on his cock and he got louder with her too, pumping harder and harder.

Growling savagely, he bust his nut inside of her, filling up her anus with his cum. Kim let out a sudden yelp, followed by several ragged gasps as she came in her asshole and her pussy once again. Jimmy just kept on pumping inside of her, not caring one bit for what would come next. They looked at each other locked in their vicious pleasure, grinning wickedly at each other.

“Hello? Is someone there?” said the voice of Erin on the other end. It shocked them out of their stupor and they both looked over at the drop phone. There was a long and awkward silence. The both of them forget their unashamed carnal satisfaction. They could hear their own nervous heartbeats louder than ever.

Then there was the sound of an old man’s voice. “Sorry Miss Brill. I just had an accident.”

“Um okay. Well hopefully with all the money you’ll be making, you won’t be having too many accidents afterward!”

There was a whole bunch of light laughter and nonsense chatter. Jimmy and Kim twisted the drop phone in half and threw it in the trash. That was that.

That night they were watching TV without a single care in the world. Even when Howard came over, angry and drunk out of his mind, they were still totally smug and self-assured. Then came Lalo, the sight of him snapping those two right out of their victory trance. It would have been better for Howard in his final moments if he was still trashed when the bullet came. But watching a man put a silencer on a pistol has a habit of making them sober up fast.