Ha-Ha! (The Simpsons) (Patreon)

It was a busy day at Springfield High. Not the least of which because there were several big mid-term tests coming up. Though Lisa Simpson probably had it the worst. She was taking several AP courses at once. Her nose was deep in the books.

Luckily she had Milhouse tutoring her. He was her study buddy, and had agreed to help her out with all the stressful workload. But he had so many ulterior motives right now. Namely, he wanted to try and get with her again. Not that he would say that to her face.

Still it was kind of hard for him right now. He was dressed trying to look cool, in a leather jacket and smooth jeans. He'd been doing that a lot lately. He wanted to impress Lisa. But she wasn't paying attention to any of it. She was busy studying like a good girl.

She didn't look anything like the studious bookworm that she was though. The years had been good to her, and she wore her traditionally spiky hair back across her head in a very feminine hairstyle. She also wasn't afraid of showing off skin either, wearing a short skirt that showed so much of her shapely legs and a small little button up t-shirt that rode up her midriff. Anyone who didn't know her would think she was your stereotypically stuck up hot chick.

The both of them dressed like that, some people would have thought they were a bit of an awkward couple. They definitely didn't look like they belonged in the school library. They were also well a ways away from the main area in the library, in a corner behind several shelves. It was so sheltered that they could barely hear the noise from the main area.

As the two were going over the material, Nelson Muntz noticed the two of them. He liked the look of Lisa, and he had to keep himself from snickering at the look of Milhouse. The blue haired dork was trying to put on the look of a bad boy, but Nelson was the genuine article, wearing jeans, a vest, and a t-shirt that clung to his body with rolled up sleeves. He was plenty buff by now too, with one of his arms covered in a tattoo sleeve of roses and skulls. Definitely the look for him.

He wasn't usually one to be found here in the library either, save for looking at porn on the school computers. But right now he was looking for trouble. And these two were the perfect target.

He walked directly over to them and pushed all her books right onto the floor. “Ha-ha!” He made to leave.

But Milhouse wasn't having it. He stood up. “Hey! What's the big idea!”

Nelson wasn't intimidated at all. Not wasting anytime, he looked right at Milhouse. All his vain attempts of trying to look like the tough guy went up in smoke in that instant and he cowered a little bit. Nelson sensed it too and pushed him right down onto the floor and reaching for the back of his pants, pulled his underwear right up, giving him a killer wedgie. “Ha-ha!” Then he looked right at Lisa with a smug grin on his face. “Ha-ha!”

Lisa stood up this time, looking right at him. Unlike Milhouse, her eyes were blazing. “You got a problem you smarmy little punk?”

“If I do, what are you gonna do about it?” Nelson said.

She slapped him right across the face as hard as she could. The impact of it was so strong that it was heard throughout the library. He was stunned a bit too, he almost backed up a bit. He moved his hand right up to her cheek. But he didn't whine about it or take in a breath. Instead he just chuckled to himself.

Then he whistled loudly. “Damn. Wasn't expecting that one.”

“That makes sense. You are just an idiot! You probably don't even know how to do long division.”

He looked her over. She had grown up nicely and he imagined just how good she must have looked naked. “I wouldn't mind dividing your legs apart right now and fucking you up real good.”

Lisa had gotten male attention when she was younger and even more now at her current age. But it was rare for a guy to take that much initiative with her. She blushed a bit, remembering the time they were briefly an item. But she pushed that to the side. Right now she was trying to think of another comeback to try and throw him off guard.

Her getting hot and bothered by his remark didn't go unnoticed by Nelson. He could tell how much that comment got to her. Despite the look she was giving him, he could tell she wasn't nearly as offended as she was trying to convey. Now was the moment to strike.

Without warning, he grabbed her shoulders and pulled her forward into a kiss. He didn't waste any time with trying to be gentle with her, he was pushing his tongue right into her mouth. What surprised him was how easy it was. He expected her to be a little more resistant this time, try to break free or hit him right where it hurt. Instead she had opened her mouth up from the beginning.

There were so many thoughts going on in Lisa's head right then. She remembered the last time they kissed almost a decade ago, he had done it then purely to shut her up. No doubt it was the same here. That didn't keep her from feeling nostalgic from feeling his lips right up on hers, butterflies going on in her chest. She didn't realize she had let his tongue into her mouth until it was too late.

And there were other things going on with her than just in her mind. His sudden forcefulness with her was getting her a lot more turned on than she had realized. Her nipples were getting hard and no small amount of wetness was forming in her pussy. Even with him still stirring his tongue inside her mouth, she simply relaxed herself.

When he pulled back from her, there was a trail of spit between their tongues. Milhouse was looking up in horror at the scene above. He could see that dreamy look in Lisa's eyes. And then when Nelson put his hand up her skirt and shamelessly felt up her crotch, Lisa bit her lip and put her hands down on the table under her, leaning back a bit. He was already a little sore but he was starting to get heartbroken too.

He pushed her down onto the table, landing on her back. He hiked up her skirt and pulled her panties out from the skirt, down her legs, and right on top of Milhouse's head. He had to fight off the urge to gloat with another “Ha-ha!” at that last one. Normally he would have done it no problem. But there were other concerns for him at the moment.

“You want me to stop?” he said, looking her right in the eyes. Her being naked down there and at his mercy, she realized she wanted it a lot more than she was comfortable with. She didn't want him to do anything to her. But she was enjoying it too. Her mind was going back and forth on what she should say next. “But I tell you what, you want me to stop and I won't eat out your pussy.”

Lisa wasn't going to answer that one. She huffed and just turned her head to the side to try and look disgusted. But she didn't say no.

Nelson was curious on how to play this one out too. He lowered his head inside her skirt and between her legs. She felt it too, his breath right on her naked vagina, and deep down waited for him to do it. Not hearing any refusal from her, he made his move.

He gave her a strong lick right in between her vaginal lips. Lisa was already hot wet from everything that had gone down, and he tasted her lusts right on his tongue. The instant he did that, she quivered a bit. He felt he tremble a bit and stopped, moving his head out not from any sense of chivalric honor, but just to see the look on her face. She was looking to the side but her face was redder than ever and she was sighing sweetly.

“You like that?” She didn't answer. Shrugging his shoulders, he stood up and made to go, stepping over the hurting Milhouse.

That's when Lisa said “Um...” in a very clear voice. Not a moan or a whimper but a very clear voiced objection to him leaving. Grinning, he looked right back at her. Milhouse was about to get up again, but Nelson just shoved him down again and moved right back to her. They locked eyes again and she slowly nodded.

Taking that as the signal he needed he hiked up her skirt this time, revealing all of her lovely legs and a bit of her shapely hips too. It was for his pleasure as well as it was for Milhouse to get a good look at him eating out Lisa's pussy. He moved his head down again and resumed feasting on her snatch.

This time Nelson was far more blunt with his cunnilingus. His face was right up against her crotch and he was moving his tongue as deep inside of her pussy as he could go. She was getting wetter and tighter than he had expected, and the scent of her juices were deep in his nose. He grunted like a beast, giving it to her hard.

Lisa was moving her hips right up against his face. Nelson was so aggressive with her and it felt so good. She started moving her hips right up against his face, shamelessly embracing her lewd desires. He already knew how much she was enjoying it from directly eating her out, but her loud moans told the whole story to Milhouse too. If they weren't in a small corner of the library away from the main area, everyone would have heard it and the whole school would be abuzz of what a slut Lisa Simpson was.

Milhouse was watching in horror. That didn't keep him from pitching a redwood right in his pants. He got up, ready to actually fight Nelson. But when he saw Lisa clutching her chest to feed her own arousal and grabbing the back of Nelson's head, shoving his face right into her cunt, he got angry at her too. Fed up, he stormed off, intending to tell the librarian about what was going on.

Lisa watched Milhouse walk away. Far from discouraged, she wrapped her legs around Nelson's shoulders. Only a few seconds later, she climaxed, letting out a low grunt nobody would ever associated with someone as prim and proper as she was.

At that point he was moving his tongue all the way inside of her. Her juices flooded all over his face, and as he was continuing to torment her pussy with his tongue, her aroused smell filled his nostrils. He looked at her aroused clitoris. The nub was twitching underneath the hood.

Wanting to break her totally, Nelson moved his head up and sucked on the clit. Still enraptured in that state of ecstasy, Lisa's mind went blank as her most sensitive part was relentlessly sucked by his lips and tongue. Even though she had just climaxed, she was still weak in that one spot. The pleasure was unlike anything she had ever felt.

When she came through her clit, Lisa let out a helpless shriek. The clitoral nub was already fully sticking out of it's hood inside of his mouth. It tensed up against itself then pursed forward, shooting a stream of juices right on his tongue. While swishing the fluids in his mouth, he continued massaging her sensitive nub with his tongue, wanting to drive her crazy.

It was a lot of fun to lord himself over her in that way. But all that time he was eating her out he was getting plenty horny himself. He wanted to see just how badly a dick would fuck her up.

He stood up again. Lisa's eyes were glazed over and her whole body was jittery from two strong orgasms in a row. She was panting with light sighs and moans. He very gently traced one of his fingers around her puffy vaginal lips hoping for a reaction, and she let out a small whine. Amused, he put the digit inside of her. He already knew how tight and wet she was from how her twat constricted on his tongue, but she had gotten even more compact. He was ready.

He undid his pants and dropped them. She only weakly raised her head up to see him with a certain awareness of her eyes of what was going on. She started a bit, raising her head up to get a better look at his dick. It was big and red, standing up proudly. Even as she was beginning to come around, she still couldn't find the words. She was about to say something and then he grabbed her hips, shoving his cock right inside of her.

Lisa forgot to breathe from the motion of that big dick sliding all the way inside her pussy. Nelson sighed deeply too with an “Oh yeah...” at how tight and wet she was. He started moving his penis back and forth slowly, just taking the time to savor how good she felt. Though that didn't last and soon he was pumping inside of her faster and faster with each passing second.

Lisa wasn't a passive player either. The intensity of that penis fucking her spiked incredible jolts of pleasure in her vagina with every thrust and she couldn't hold in the moans from how good it felt. Pretty soon she was moving her hips right back against him and her tits were jiggling in her shirt everytime the two of them rocked back and forth with each other. With the way her legs were spread and doing it here on a table in this public setting, she looked more like some skank than the actual Lisa Simpson.

She wrapped her thighs around his hips in a nervous fit of lust. Grinning at that, Nelson let go of her hips and grabbed those tits of hers. He wasn't gentle either, he was forcefully mauling her chest with as much force as he could. Everytime he did it, her pussy tightened harder around his dick and she moaned even more loudly. It got so bad that even someone as reckless as he was started to wonder if they would be found out.

Not that he could focus on that train of thought for long. The wanton young woman he was pounding hard was once the apple of his eye and even though it had been so long since they were together, he had grown fonder of her as he watched her grow up with that classy feminine beauty and cute sexiness that other girls could only be jealous of. Now that he was pounding her for real, he didn't care what kind of punishment he would endure next.

Lisa grunted loudly. Nelson knew she just climaxed from the way her pussy clenched hard on his penis, but to hear her make such a debased sound pleased him too. He started pounding her harder and faster than ever.

Even in that state of post orgasmic ecstasy and the sheer bliss of their union, she was unprepared for his sudden aggression. Her voice had degenerated to a series of undignified moans more animalistic than human. It was as much a reflection of her pleasure as it was a sign of just how she was barely able to take it.

It was about to get a whole lot worse too. At his limit, Nelson make a primitive war cry, spewing his semen inside of her. Already so weak from his treatment, Lisa's voice diminished to a set of whimpers as she was pushed to a powerful orgasm from the combo of that cock fucking her so hard and all that jizz nutting inside her pussy. He just kept on pumping inside of her too, eager to dominate her.

When he pulled out, there was a long trail of cum between his penis and her pussy. He looked down at her, covered in a thin sheen of sweat, her face beet red, and a copious amount of jizz pouring out of her vagina. She had relaxed her legs back so bad she looked like a frog, and her whole body was shaking all over. She was panting loudly like a bitch in heat.

And he wanted more too. He moved his hands up and unbuttoned her shirt, revealing her rack which had grown nicely in all those years, only protected by her bra. No longer thinking of any respect for her, he quickly grabbed it and yanked it down, baring her naked tits before him.

The sight of those knockers heaving with every breath she took, her hard nipples, it was all too much for him. He suddenly rammed his cock inside her cum filled hole with a pleasant squishing sound. This time he was far more aggressive, taking one of her tits fully into his mouth. There was nothing elegant about the way he was sucking on her teat, he might as well have been eating it. But from the increasing intensity of her gasps and her fucking him right back, there was no doubt she was enjoying it.

She pulled down on the back of his neck, holding his head there. He stopped eating her tit long enough for the two of them to lock eyes. They shared a debased tongue tangling kiss as he kept on plowing her cunt, and then he felt her legs totally wrap around his back.

Nelson growled savagely and moving himself up, reached up under skirt to hold her up under her bare ass. He kept on fucking her all the while, and that only made her cling to him harder, wrapping her arms around his muscular back and locking her feet around his waist to keep up with the tempo of his thrusts. She could only whimper weakly as the two of them were going at it hard.

He pushed her up against one of the shelves of books nearby right up on the wall. He was fucking her so hard that the books started to fall out onto the floor. But Lisa was in such a state of ecstasy that even a stickler like her didn't care one bit. She even bumped her hips against him rougher than before.

They were both giving it to each other so hard. Her naked breasts were rubbing right up against his chest, they were wildly flicking their tongues against each other, and each of them knew they were going to cum again. They were both trying to drive each other crazy.

Lisa came first this time. She wailed sweetly like she was in love as the intensity of this climax made her grip on him loosen considerably. Already on the cusp of an orgasm himself, her pussy squeezing his member broke him and he roared like a beast as he pushed himself in all the way, giving her another load of his spooge.

Even someone like him was sensitive to how weak she was becoming. So he grabbed her hips and helped her off of him. But her legs were so wobbly that as soon as she was on her feet, she instantly fell to her knees.

Nelson just walked over to her and put his dirty dick right at her face. Without even so much as verbal command, Lisa took his schlong right into her mouth. She closed her eyes and slowly and sensually sucked his dick, nursing every last bit of excess jizz right out of the opening. When she took it out of her mouth, she had a goofy smile on her face.

***

When Milhouse arrived with the librarian, Lisa was sitting at the table fully clothed. All her papers had been picked up and there was no sign that a scene had ever took place. Lisa just looked up and smiled at the both of them.

“Um...” Milhouse started.

“Miss Simpson, did something happen here?” asked the librarian.

“Well my head was about to explode from all this studying!” Lisa said. “That's the only real problem!” Then she laughed.

Milhouse's jaw was about to drop. The librarian folded her arms in irritation. “Mr. Van Houten, I have real problems to attend to! Please stop wasting my time.” Then she left.

“Lisa!” Milhouse said. “You...”

“He was no problem,” Lisa said. “I kicked him where it hurt and then he was gone. I actually laughed, 'Ha-ha!' at him!” Then she snorted with laughter herself. Milhouse was still unsure of how he should react. But then she stood up and holding his face, kissed him right on the lips. The shock of Lisa's casual dismissal of any danger coupled with her actually kissing made him freeze up. All the more so when she slipped her tongue into his mouth. His heart skipped a beat. In the back of his mind he thought she tasted a little funny, but he quickly disregarded that, letting himself melt into sheer happiness. Pretty soon he was kissing her back, feeling all over her nubile body and loving every minute of it.

From behind one of the shelves, Nelson watched the scene play out. He wasn't hurt at all, after he let his cum covered prick hang there in front of her, she cleaned it off top to bottom with her mouth before he nutted again right down her throat. It warmed something twisted in him to see Lisa deliberately lie for him. But at the very least, he did help clean up the mess he made. He smiled and left. As he did so, he definitely chortled out a loud, “Ha-ha!”