A Slutty Fortune (Johnny Bravo) (Patreon)

Jenny Brava was frustrated beyond all belief. It was bad enough that she had been cursed and turned into a woman. But now the only way to go back to normal was to learn some lesson about what it means to be a woman. And she had no idea on what it could ever be.

But there was another larger and more pressing issue. Namely that guys wouldn't stop making remarks at her. At first, they were making snide passes at her appearance, and she felt like she wasn't good enough. Even in this new temporary form, she could tell the meaning just fine and it still hurt. Yet as soon as she got a makeover, that didn't stop all the catcalling. Instead of overtly making fun of her, now guys would openly check her out and whistle at her. She felt like nothing more than a piece of meat.

“This is ridiculous! What does a gal have to do in order to get some respect around here?”

“Well miss, perhaps you could stop being so uptight.” It was the cool and suave voice of a man.

She looked in the direction of whoever said that. It was big muscular guy, tall dark and handsome all over. The only thing separating him from her old self as Johnny Bravo was that he had dark hair as opposed to her former persona's blonde hair.

But this guy was everything that Johnny Bravo wanted to be. Even though there was little difference between the two of them visually, there was a certain vibe he gave off which was the exact opposite of her former self. And if he got acquainted with that fortune teller, he'd know just what to say to get her to take off those clothes and mount him just right.

“I'm not uptight! I was cursed and turned into a woman! And I won't go back to being me until I learn some kind of stupid lesson!”

“Okay, all I heard was blah-blah-blah-lesson. I'm telling you that the lesson you need to learn is how to please a man.”

“Alright...” she said, her voice trailing off. She didn't exactly know how to respond. “So how do I please a man anyway?”

He grinned. Before she could even parse the meaning behind that smile, he suddenly scooped her under his arm and threw her over his shoulder. She was thrashing around from the beginning.

“Hey, what's the big idea?”

None of the other guys around town made any moves to save her. Instead they were hooting and cheering at this stranger scoring with this blonde babe. Jenny Brava still had all her martial arts tricks even with her new gender. But all that technique was nothing compared to this lunkhead holding her firmly still.

He walked back to his apartment building with Jenny struggling in his grip the whole time. When he finally got back to his apartment, he slammed the door behind him. Then he dumped her onto his bed.

The man smiled. Jenny got herself up and looked him right in the eye. “Hey buster. What does bringing me here have to do with pleasing a man? All you did was pick me up and throw me right down on your bed!”

He didn't stop smiling. She was about to say something else when he suddenly locked lips with her. Jenny's eyes widened from behind her shades. She didn't know how to respond at first, that's how surprised she was. All the while, he kept on moving his lips right up against hers.

She was only more surprised when his tongue poked through her lips and into her mouth. Jenny tried pushing him back but he was relentless, still kissing her deeply. Eventually she found the strength to push him back. As a woman, she was still nowhere near as strong as her former self, but it was enough force to get him back. But he still had that cocky smirk on his face.

To her surprise, Jenny suddenly found herself getting hot and bothered. She didn't know if it was his smile or his kiss, but there was a lewd perverted heat inside of her whole body. It wasn't a feeling she was unused to having, as Johnny Bravo, he always liked the look of the ladies. But getting turned on as a woman was a whole other experience.

But this man didn't give her much time to think on it. He moved his face to her neck and started kissing her there. Needless to say this experience was not the kind of thing that Johnny Bravo was used to. Jenny Brava was unaccustomed to it even less. And in this strange man's apartment, she found herself even more defenseless against his touches.

He was relentless with her. As he was kissing her neck he became more aggressive, using his teeth and his tongue on her soft skin. Everything in her mind was telling her to resist him, because this couldn't possibly be the lesson she was meant to learn. But that voice in her head, normally so loud and defiant, might as well have been a whisper at this point.

Her body's wants were on overdrive, drowning out all her sense and reason. That wasn't the sort of feeling Johnny Bravo was unused to, he was never one to think too hard. Yet with her new body, she only wished she could think anything at all. It was one thing have this new female body. It was another to actually be feeling arousal as a woman for the first time. Her pussy was tingling with want and she felt moistness forming on her vaginal lips. As a man, he had gotten hard up plenty of times before, but the feeling of his manhood being part was nothing compared to the novel experience of being wet as a woman.

The man reached up her shirt. Jenny hadn't even bothered to put on a bra when she put on her audacious new look, so his hands were easily able to find her breasts. Her chest was a little flatter than he personally liked, Jenny Brava was still a toned and fit woman even being nowhere near as bulky and muscular as her old male persona. But with a babe this fine, he wasn't going to be complaining anytime soon and he happily fondled her chest to his heart's content. His big hands were easily able to feel up the volume of her small tits and manhandle them to both of their satisfaction.

“You like this?” he said, huskily whispering in her ear. He took one of her ear lobes in his mouth and sensually teased them with his teeth. All the while, he gently poked her nipples with his fingers.

“I, I don't know,” she said. His voice just then was what she wanted her voice as Johnny Bravo to sound like, soft and sensual. Already plenty turned on, she looked away and bit her lip to keep herself from letting out a sensual moan.

She meant what she said too. Everything was so new to her, it was like she was having her first crush all over again. Feeling this way for a man when before she had only wanted women before, having a man touch her so intimately at all when she had never had such a thing before, and of course the novelty of having a female body at all. She never felt so weak and gooey before, not like this.

This man knew it too. He could feel her shaking all over, but she was making no moves to get away from him. He stopped kissing her earlobe and looked at her face, loving how her cheeks were tinged with a blushing red. He hungrily licked those same cheeks, tasting her soft and hot skin on his tongue.

Finally she looked at him and said, “Hey! How is this supposed to be helping me how to learn how to please a man?” She intended for that voice to come out strong and angry, but instead it came out as weak and nervous. With those shades on and in the state she was in, Jenny just looked more confused than ever, like she was trying to put on a strong front.

“So you want to get to the good stuff, huh?”

“Well, uh, I didn't quite mean it like that...”

She was searching for the words to try and come off as strong again when he suddenly locked lips with her. Her eyes widened from behind her shades. The motion of his lips rubbing up on hers was as forward as anything else he had done with her so far. Yet he wasn't roughly pushing her mouth open, instead being far softer and gentler than she expected. With his hands still teasing her tits, the heart beating in her chest was palpable, and she secretly longed for him to use her.

She let herself close her eyes. As she did so, the nervousness evident in her body calmed down. After that, the only thing she felt was desire bubbling up in her chest and boiling in her pussy.

Liking her submission, he pushed his tongue into her mouth. Jenny was surprised again but only briefly as whatever alarm she would have normally felt was replaced by a passionate feeling stirring inside of her. His tongue worked within her mouth slowly, savoring every inch of her delicious virgin mouth. Just as she had taken the time to get herself all dressed up before heading out as a woman, so too had she freshened up with a breath mint to make sure she tasted really good. So he made sure to scour every corner of her mouth with his tongue.

Though he wasn't content to take things slow for too long. Jenny was not the only one getting caught up in all these new euphoric sensations. A powerful heat was building in his pants and he found himself getting hard up very fast. He wanted to take her for a test drive.

When he broke the kiss, there was a long trail of spit between their tongues. She found herself lost in all of it, and looked right into his eyes. Not that she would be able to do so for long. He grabbed her by the hips and sat her on his lap.

“What uh...what are we going to do next?” she said.

“Oh I think you know,” he said. The lump in his pants was so big that even without looking at it, she could see it right in her peripheral vision. The way she was sitting on top of him, she also felt the tightness in his pants even though the bulge wasn't right up against her. Not that it would remain that way for long, he moved her so that she was right on top of his clothed erection.

“You must have wanted this really bad,” he said, fondling her chest under her shirt again. “Not wearing a bra at all. I like girls who are so open about this sort of thing.”

“How about we get to that lesson already, huh?”

“And eager too. What a combo.” He moved his hands lower down to her hips and felt all over her rump. Even though he wasn't touching her bare skin, he still got a good feel for it. Her tight pants allowed him to feel all over that luscious tushy and he relished in doing so much more with this ass.

She felt it acutely too. Already plenty aroused, she was soaking underneath her pants at that point. As Jenny, by now she had gotten used to the new feeling of being turned on through a pussy as opposed to the familiar feeling of having a dick. That didn't make it any less of a novel experience, and knowing exactly what he had in mind for her was giving way to all sorts of new tingling in her twat.

So she offered up no resistance when he moved her shirt up to get it off. She moved her arms up to make it easier for her paramour, and he grinned at her luscious chest naked before his eyes for the first time. He had felt her breasts on his hands, had teased her nipples, so he knew the feeling of them and their shape. The sight of them on the other hand was a totally different experience entirely. As he shamelessly ogled her chest, she turned her away. It was one thing to be admired, but another thing to be stared at as Jenny Brava.

Still, she realized it wasn't that bad. She remembered all the other guys catcalling her after that makeover. They were nothing as suave as this gentleman she was currently with. And despite him brusquely throwing her over his shoulder and hauling her back to his apartment unannounced, he had treated her just right.

She was still embarrassed. Things were about to get a whole lot weirder too. As she turned her face away from him in a fit of bashfulness, he undid the fly of her pants and slipped his hand down her crotch. Jenny hissed and hitched her breath in at his fingers touching her there. Her pussy lips were swollen with her arousal and her clit was barely protected from her touches. The nub hadn't begun to edge out of the hood just yet, but it was still tingling with excitement.

He knew it too. So he grabbed hem of her jeans and began pulling them down. She moved her hips a bit off his lap to make it easier for him, and he edged the pants down her lovely and shapely thighs. He licked his the instant he first got a look at her gams curving out of her perfectly sculpted waist, barely even registering that she was wearing men's styled boxer shorts. As he got the pants down, he took his time, eating up every inch of her perfect legs with his eyes.

Down they came to her knees, and she stood up to make it easier for him. He brought her pants down to her ankles and then he slid them off her feet. The only thing she was wearing were her trademark shades and a pair of boxer shorts that she used to wear as a teenage boy. When she got up this morning as a girl, she wasn't exactly comfortable going out in her mother's panties and so that was what she slipped over her new vagina.

This guy also thought it was kinda weird that she was wearing a boy's brand of undershorts. Not that he cared, she was a banging hot babe, and so as far as he was concerned, now was the time to strike. There was a wet spot right on her crotch and he was ready to capitalize on this opportunity.

He licked his lips at the sight of her like this. Johnny Bravo as a guy was big and muscular all over, and even during his transformation to a woman, some of that had carried on over. Her body was perfectly defined with just the right amount of muscle and she was perfectly shaped all over over. With every nervous breath she took, trepidating with desire and anticipation, her perfectly chiseled abs breathed in and out.

Jenny knew exactly what was going on. For several moments, she thought it was weird that what he intended to do her was the lesson that she was supposed to learn to go back to being a man. None of these considerations did anything to douse the fires of lust burning in her body. As she thought about what it meant to actually fuck as a woman, in the back of her mind she fantasized about having something deep inside of her new twat.

Just as she was about to say something, he directly slipped a finger inside her cleft only protected by the cotton boxer shorts. She couldn't help but let out a moan. Pleased by that response, he moved his head forward and took one of her tits into her mouth.

She was still standing up from him taking her pants off. But from the way he was working her, her legs had become quite wobbly. She couldn't help but let her moans come out in earnest and had to hold onto his shoulders to keep herself still.

He felt her pleasure as much as he heard it. Her juicy cleft was tightening around his finger and he felt her moistness, both in the damp fabric of her underwear as well as how quickly her labia was lubricating on the digit. He also hungrily sucked her tit. The relative small size of her breast meant that he could fit in wholly within his mouth. He showed no mercy either, using his teeth and lips to please and nibble all over the sensitive skin. All the while his big tongue thrashed all over the hard nipple, standing out on end.

She was so embarrassed from how good she felt that she bit down on her lip to try and keep herself quiet. Yet even then, completely within his power, she didn't realize just how absurd she already looked trying to still appear unbothered from it all, especially with her shades still on. If Johnny Bravo was a buffoon who frequently got himself into all sorts of trouble despite his macho image, then Jenny Brava was a beautiful woman who despite wanting to be anything but herself, was far adept at attracting prospective mates than her male self could ever be capable of.

Realizing just how much she was getting off on this encounter, he focused entirely on her nipple. He ruthlessly sucked on the stiff cap with his lips, and as he did so, he maintained his slow pace of fingering her pussy. He felt her vulva quivering on his digit all the while he kept on torturing her nipple. To make it worse, he didn't just use his lips on it either, instead he would sometimes alternate, teasing the skin of her nipple with his teeth using the perfect amount of pressure to drive her crazy.

She couldn't hold in her moans anymore. Dropping all thoughts of trying to hold in her voice, she cried out in earnest. But no matter how much of a babe she was now, she was still Johnny Bravo at heart. So instead of saying, “Ah! Ah! Ah!” all she could say was, “Oooh,” “Uh,” and “Yeah.” She even let out something very similar to “Eep! Opp! Ork! Ah! Ah!” at one point too.

He looked right up at her the whole time this thing was going down. His thumb was teasing her sensitive clit through her underwear. The nub was quaking underneath the hood and had just begun to peek out. He wanted to make it so much worse for her.

He withdrew his hand. He sucked the faint residue of pussy juice off each of his fingers, savoring the taste and smell. Then he grabbed the hem of her boxer shorts and yanked them down.

Even after all the ways he touched her already, she reflexively covered her hands in front of her naked crotch. Yet he didn't care and simply moved her hands aside. Her normal instinct would have been to fight back. But in her state of wanton lust, she was helpless before him as any woman would have been.

To keep her from getting any ideas, he firmly clasped his hands onto hers. If she did have any second thoughts about doing this sort of thing with him, it would become a scuffle. But she didn't, she was so horny and all her notions of resisting him were gone. And she was still determined to get back to her old self.

“That last little bit you said is telling me you're falling in love with me,” he said.

“W-what? You mean...”

“Eep opp ork ah-ah. And if you say it again, I'll make you feel real good.”

“Whatever! Just teach me your lesson and get on with it already!”

He licked his lips. Not the answer he was hoping for, but the meal before him was far too mouthwatering to resist. “As you wish my lady love.”

During her first few minutes as Jenny Brava, she had gone to every length possible to appear feminine. That meant shaving and waxing every bit of unsightly body hair which would have been otherwise acceptable on a man. Every bit, except for her pussy. Her genitals as a woman were just as hairy as they had been when she was Johnny Bravo. He knew it too, he had felt the thick pubic bush under her boxer shorts on his hand.

Her luxuriant pubic hair was glistening with her juices. He ran his fingers through the thick strands of hair. She was plenty aroused to start with and deep down was curious on what it would feel to have him take her. But him doing this sort of thing to her was just embarrassing. She had to turn her face and look away.

He spread apart the tufts of hair and leaned his face in. His first lick inside of her cleft was strong and fast, so sudden that she moaned loudly even as she had tried to keep her voice in. He heard so many emotions in that voice and was intent on making it even worse for her.

As he licked within her juicy vaginal folds, all her thoughts of putting on a strong front went to the wayside. She couldn't hold in her pleasured wails anymore, it was just that good. While eating her out, he held onto her hips to keep her steady. There was no way she was going to be able to get away from him.

But he couldn't just keep his hands on her hips. With her so exposed before him, he had other places he wanted to touch too. He moved his mitts to her finely sculpted rear. Just like the rest of her, her big and bulky donk as a man had transferred over to her new female physique. Like how with most of her was still lean and toned all over, her tushy had also become a tight and cute little ass. So he groped all over it, feeling the naked lovely little cheeks in his hands.

Though she had been ambivalent ideas of getting into this sort of thing with a total stranger, right now she wanted nothing else. Whether it was as a man or a woman, she looked good and she knew it, and having her whole body worshipped like this while he ate her out was nothing short of heaven. Yet despite Johnny Bravo being so powerful and cocky, he still had yet to actually have sex. So this man who carried her over on to his apartment would technically be her first time for real, period.

But that little concern was the last thing on her mind. To have a total stranger see to your needs in such a way and treat you just right would have been good enough on it's own, but to have her new female body being adored so, she felt like a queen. She wanted to see just want other heights of pleasure this new body was capable of.

She was about to learn. Still cupping her bare ass, he dove his tongue all the way inside of her pussy. Those vain thoughts earlier were only temporary as she was lost to the wet muscle working inside of her vaginal folds. Her juices leaked all over his face in her wanton sexual heat.

While he moved his tongue deeper inside her quivering snatch, her vulva was twitching with desire. He increased the span of his tongue, moving it up and down so that it hit her clitoris with each strong slurp he made. Though he was fondling her donk to keep her steady, she was still losing control. She grabbed onto his big head to regain her control, not caring one bit if it messed up his finely styled hair.

Even in that state of erotic lust, she felt the pending orgasm in her pussy distinctly in those waves of euphoria. It was nothing like the building pressure in the penis that she felt as Johnny Bravo, it was strange and new and wonderful. She gave into her desires completely, moving her hips and back and forth as his tongue did all the work.

Her cry of release was a single loud yelp. It didn't sound like much but betrayed nothing of what a strong orgasm that actually was. Her first long awaited climax as a woman was so powerful that her voice caught in her throat as her whole body was paralyzed with sweet ecstasy. He felt her cum on his tongue too, her vaginal folds shuddered and her clit suddenly sprayed a dash of fluid all over his face. To reward her for that orgasm, he spread apart her ass cheeks and gently prodded his sensitive anus.

She would have collapsed if it wasn't for him still holding that tushy. Grinning, he took in a shameless whiff of her sweet pussy before he looked back up at her. He licked his lips of her pussy juice and suddenly pulled her down so that she was on her knees, looking right at him. He kissed her again, shamelessly violating her mouth. Lost in that orgasm, she couldn't kiss him back too much but that didn't keep her from melting into it, tasting her own pussy juice on his tongue all the while.

When he broke the kiss, he took off her shades. As Johnny Bravo, his eyes had that constantly vacant look of surprise, and anyone who knew what sort of tool he was wouldn't expect anything else. Yet Jenny Brava's eyes in her current state of satisfaction were half-lidded and seductive even without her intending to come off like that.

While she was staring at him, too mesmerized from everything that happened today to think straight, he worked his pants off until he was naked down there. He tossed his pants aside. Then he grabbed her wrist and moved her hand to his exposed and hard penis.

She almost jumped back. He smirked at that reaction. Cupping her chin, he tilted her head to look down at his exposed manhood. Even so rapt with pleasure, she nervously swallowed a lump in her throat.

“I can tell you haven't done this sort of thing before,” he said.

“Yeah...” Her voice trailed off. That statement was true in more ways than this guy could hope to know or understand. His hands moved back to her hips and he brought her body so that her vagina was hovering right over his penis. They could feel the heat from each other's genitals so close one each other.

He pulled her down for several heartstopping moments until the entrace of her gooey and plump vulva was right at his bulbous cock head. Then she felt it open as he brought her pussy onto his shaft, inch by agonizing inch, until he was firmly inside of her. His length probed the tender hymen of which she had only begun to become aware of until he thrust hard inside of her, shattering it into nothing.

Not letting her go, he kept on fucking her. Even with how wet she was, she was still a little uncomfortable from the force of a penis actually fucking her, let alone one as big as this one was. She had wanted it so badly, but now that it was happening to her, she was a little stunned. Her wetness gave his cock no small bit of accommodation, allowing him to pump back and forth inside of her, and as good as it felt, the pain stunned her for a bit too. She didn't know what to do or say.

Yet her indecision wouldn't last long. Whatever little bit of sharpness she felt in her twat was soon gone as her sensitive cunny was overwhelmed by almost delirious pangs of excitement. With each thrust from him, she was awash with newfound sensations of ecstasy that overwhelmed her. Her mouth opened wide, hollering out louder than ever as she surrendered to him.

Still holding onto her, he held her steady by her ass and hips. She had become so excited that she couldn't properly control her hips anymore. It was as much for his benefit as it was for hers.

As the two of them were humping each other, he smacked her ass. She was already crying out loudly, but the instant he did that, she let out a helpless little squeak. Grinning to himself, he did that several times, enjoying not only the weak little sounds she made each time but also just how badly her twat squirmed on his dick whenever he did it.

She was every bit as tight and wonderful as a hot virgin pussy like hers could be. Unable to take it anymore, he fucked her harder and faster, feeling on the verge to an orgasm. She was rendered helpless again and couldn't even move her hips like she was earlier, she was simply taken aback by the force of the strong penis wrecking her insides.

Though it was nothing compared to the moment of his peak. He viciously slammed her down all the way onto his penis when he came deeply inside of her. Jenny screamed shrilly like a harpy as she came, her already excited vagina driven to it's state of climax from his force, convulsing and tightening around his dick. In her state of orgasm, her naughty twat collected as much semen as it could while it massaged his cock and released her own cum, mixing in with his fluids.

He pulled her off him, revealing a long and thick trail of cum between their genitals. Before she could say anything, he spun her around and pushed her onto his bed so that she was on all fours with her ass right in his face. Still ready for more, he drove his phallus right inside of her twat flooded with cum.

Already reeling from her orgasm, she let out a primal groan feeling him fuck her again. She was on all fours but the impact of his cock railing her was pushing her strength to its limits as her body was light with pleasure. She felt like she was going to collapse any second now.

She let her arms give way and her torso fell onto the mattress of his bed. He let out a masculine roar and slapped her ass again, fucking her pussy harder than ever. She couldn't even find the strength to moan anymore, all she could do was melt from the sheer power of his penis ripping through her wet vagina as he made sweet love to her.

Jenny had to bite into the sheets from how good she was getting it. It was all she could to let out the energy and ecstasy she was feeling each time he drilled inside of her. What little movement she could make was nervously moving her torso on the mattress. As she did so, her breasts moved roughly back and forth, roughly stimulating her raw nipples.

She opened her mouth in a single hoarse cry as she came again. He chuckled when he felt her cum on his penis and rewarded her for that shameless little orgasm by plowing into her harder than ever. Having seen how helpless she was when he nutted inside of her, he wanted to see how she'd take it this time.

When he came again, she didn't even have the strength to make a sound this time. All she could do was moan roughly as her whole body was flooded with happiness from the force of his big penis ramming her and his elixir pouring inside of her pussy.

At that point she completely collapsed onto her stomach. He flipped her over, not that she showed much response. He walked on over to her on his knees and put his sloppy wang right at her face. Even in that state of weakness, she understood what he wanted and opened her mouth, taking the dirty dick inside of her mouth. She cleaned it up as best she could, taking it every trace of their mixed cum and the taste of his penis.

“You want more?” he said, taking his dick out of her mouth.

She looked at the phallus longingly, irritated at being denied it. “Yes...yes, please more.”

***

She let him do all kinds of things to her after that, making her cum every single time. When he was finally spent, he lay there weak and exhausted on his bed. She was plenty weak from all that crazy sex too. But there was one thing keeping her from being tuckered out as he was. That being that she was still a woman.

“Hey! What gives! I haven't gone back to my old self!” Irritated, she got dressed again and left his apartment.

She figured maybe that wasn't the right way to please a man. That a guy couldn't be knocked out cold like that one was and she didn't fuck him right. That didn't seem right but she was still a woman.

But more than anything, all she could think of was the memories of what she just did. Her pussy was getting wet just thinking about it. As she was lost in thought, she was suddenly thrown over the shoulder of another guy. This time she didn't care if she turned back into a man or not.

From within her shop, the fortune teller smiled too. She was watching all of it go down through her crystal ball. She hoped this lost wayward soul wouldn't learn that lesson too soon. She wanted to find out just how many cocks the cursed lass would take before the day was done.