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Ep. 74 Extra Emily Bonus [Video] (Patreon)

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2023-12-18 18:01:00
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Todd Sutherland

qt looks like she’s wearing a skin mask, but like hot?

Jojen

I'm glad more people are learning who she is, I love her. Also I can't wait until more Hasanabi heads find out about Fanfan, she's amazing too

Christina

Baby Kaya just chilling

Julian G

I appreciate QT for calling out hasan & austin constantly accusing each other of being a selfish top

Daniel Reguinga

dropped a pod on my birthday let’s gooo

Kikis Solano

Lmao omg I love emily

SimUser

The number of times Austin has re-reacted to Hasan talking about anything. That man is not an active listener at all.

ashyc

kaya got so concerned when qt sneezed , what an angel

Jimothy (edited)

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2023-12-23 23:12:44 I'm so with QT and Marche about the topics repeating. The biggest issue with this podcast is how often they repeat the same topics and jokes/bits. "You're a selfish top - who'd suck dick better - Austins not gay enough - he's too gay - gay because he hates women - he' s a messy bitch - we should go on tour - qt we gotta get you on a plane - qt, taylor swift breathed this week, what are your thoughts - we're misogynistic/homophobic - say the f word it makes you more gay." At this point it's like catchphrases on a sitcom, every time they bring up Austin being gay they might as well just say bazinga
2023-12-18 19:10:17 I'm so with QT and Marche about the topics repeating. The biggest issue with this podcast is how often they repeat the same topics and jokes/bits. "You're a selfish top - who'd suck dick better - Austins not gay enough - he's too gay - gay because he hates women - he' s a messy bitch - we should go on tour - qt we gotta get you on a plane - qt, taylor swift breathed this week, what are your thoughts - we're misogynistic/homophobic - say the f word it makes you more gay."

I'm so with QT and Marche about the topics repeating. The biggest issue with this podcast is how often they repeat the same topics and jokes/bits. "You're a selfish top - who'd suck dick better - Austins not gay enough - he's too gay - gay because he hates women - he' s a messy bitch - we should go on tour - qt we gotta get you on a plane - qt, taylor swift breathed this week, what are your thoughts - we're misogynistic/homophobic - say the f word it makes you more gay."

JustChelsay

I love having QT back and with Emily, epic duo <3 But I feel so bad for the ladies, they have never had a full on orgasm. It can be so intense and euphoric! The G-spot is great and all, but girlies, learn to love you clit - she is small but MIGHTY!

deestands4dorky

Don’t forget Nmplol wanted to go to Japan too. He can be Austin 🥰

Ptheo

As someone who has never really watched Emily, she's pretty awesome.

Sara

Insane thing for me to comment on so don't be weird anyone who reads this lol, but I want to chime in on masturbating as an AFAB person and an asexual person. I masturbate from time to time (like 3 or 4 times a month) and until I went on T for a few months last year, I only masturbated mechanically. No visual, audio, mental, or emotional stimulation, only physical. I actually had to be focused on something else to eventually get off lol. I always tell people that for me, aceness is like obviously I don't experience sexual attraction, but the physical body parts still react to stimulation (as they've been evolved to lol) and feel good. In that way, I feel it can certainly be very mechanical. Sorry this is long and TMI(?) lol just wanted to put in a word to say that people with clits/vaginas/vulva certainly can masturbate mechanically 🫡

Sun

Honestly though, Hasan would be such a service top.

Afrah Rasheed

"women are everyday become more influential" -austinshow, 12.18.2023

Sara
>>124826649

Also for what it's worth, T is horny med so I did start to watch porn to masturbate for the first time at 25 lol and I do feel like the orgasms are more satisfying than the purely mechanical orgasms I had for years prior. But that's just a little 2 cents

Paul

Here's the thing, Porter plays 100PITB, and I cream.

Dustin

I didn’t realize QT put a mask on and I got generally startled when I looked up at the screen 😭

Lisa

Yay KAYA

Patrick Taylor

So Kaya came into Hasan's life within the past 2 years and that has completely changed the trajectory of his life......maybe too parasocial

deestands4dorky

Qt was my top watched channel 😝

S Quayle

If she's able to walk after you didn't make her cum

Tayla

i literally just watched the roast of hasan lmao please bring noel back

Austin Kraff

Anyone got an ID on Hasan’s pants? So sick

Nova Sky

Didn’t know Emily was chill like that

Squatch

This podcast has done wonders for me working through homophobia (no longer expecting Austin to listen to/remember anything about his close friends)

angel

vikings lost lol.

Angelina

Emily is so so pretty she is like what I aspire to look and act like she’s so sweet

Alexander

Shoutout to Richard

Samantha Caballero

For future, can we balance the audio between the mics and the tik toks? The tik toks were so loud lol Side note: love Emily

Richard Bernal Jr

The end where Austin is yelling at his phone because of football proves he isn’t gay & also couldn’t be a service top. Also, glad to see QT back in the pod w/ EE. Cool episode

Ben Reinersman

This is for Austin. The Vikings suck and the Bengals took that win. LMAO.

Anthony

TWICE kpop mention!!!

mingle27

We're don't need another Hasan roast we need an Austin roast!

L A F O R Ê T

I'm convinced this podcast is about penis

Saad Qureshi

I think Hasan and Austin should just have sex with each other one day so us and QT don’t have to hear the same bits every week. Emily is great!

Tejas Mahadevan

Fuckin hell Emily just went out there LMAO.

Jeremy Goldstein

Finishing my internship in US Congress last week and then seeing Fear& review the Senate staffer sex tape the next week is truly surreal

Jose Marin

First- at 52:24 earphone users lower the volume for like a min or two cus holy bomb of sound! I wanna see what all is on Hassan’s pants! Great episode, they got Emily to talk about stuff she doesn’t normally get asked.

TraumaLance

LITTLE DICK GANG RISE UP

co60ca

the jumped right back into dick talk

Mico

Glad QT reminded them how many times they repeated that same conversation, because it led to that list conversation.

HerosrevengesBurner

for the first time i am publicly comenting on hasan's sports takes. he needs to make a retraction on his statement about the Minnesota vikings they are not on the same level as the jetts and anyone who knows sports understands this

Dan The Man

"No way did he catch that shit" Austin mad the Vikings lost lol

Lyra Peach

Lighting and camera angle is so much better than last time 👌🏻

Robert Hanson

Hasan with great sex tips. Austin needs to get his chance to shine.

Mango \¡o¡/

OMG I HAVE A SEX LIST LIKE EMILY I ALSO LIKE HAVE A DESCRIPTION OF THEIR DICKS N STUFF!!!

YeezusLovesYou

QT with the jump scare at the start lmao thought my video was messed up.

Miguelvm
>>124826384

Nick would definitely complain as much as Austin too. Please make it happen, Nick&Malena in Japan with EE, Hasan and Will would be such great content.

Nicholas Stein

dog the taylor swift clips were so goddamn loud why

Yesenia Holguin

Austin’s inner straight kind of scared me 😭😂😂

Matt Miller

Every comment while she’s gone, “can’t wait for qt to be back the show isn’t the same with out her” she returns “so happy for qt to be back the show wasn’t the same without her” qt “yeah I’m pretty replaceable on this show”

N.N.

I kinda wish they would allow the guests they have on to talk even more, at least the ones who seem receptive to talk about stuff.

Zel and fails

Sub-segment "Dick tips" for the intactivism and to get it out of the system for the boys haha

stwicksy

Great episode, so unfortunate that Will Neff was lost in a self-sucking incident. the volume of tiktok is way too loud at around 52:20.

proxy

the gay sex wasn’t in slow motion shit was just weak bro got some weak strokes no gay sex game

Luis Reyes

The vid of the swifties screaming woke my son up from his nap.

ShleepyHead

WE NEED YUTA TO COME BACK

jeremy nelson

Austin should do more things with slime. Dream blunt rotation

Hanako Johnson

I was literally going to type - I was promised gay porn! But they finally showed it. Also, poor Emily. I don’t think she has had a real orgasm

Sahar Emadi

Going from two fingers to an entire ass hand swan diving is insane Hasan, you don’t even get 3 fingers then perhaps 4 before the entire fist? Idk… I mean, look. From what I’ve observed (and also heard, from members of the gay community), taking a single fist up your ass is like child’s play; it’s little more than a popsicle stick and only when you get into two fists and forearms up to the elbows does it become an advanced technique… at least, that’s what katya has claimed in in the 119th episode of “UNHhhh,” aptly titled “you gay”

Catherine

Weird aside for Austin, Jeff Wittek might be a willing and interesting love or host candidate

Cadnee Mountai

53 minute mark Jesus Christ the ear accosting with the tiktoks full volume

bator

im a complainer but good job team!

erika mallet

i dont know if they were joking but i really wish emily goes to japan to replace QT !!

Benjamin Opazo

the swifties shown were a bit cringe, but honestly, who isnt from time time with the things they love also the cookies girl was so good, that shit was art and 80 hours was more than worth it for a that piece

Joseph Shinkle

It really delights me to say: WHO DEY!!!

splatjesus

i NEED to see the anime-sex-worker-stepping-on-a-swastika shirt

Ethan Cunningham

the 58:02 discord notif diced my ass

NS

can we get a giveaway for austin's hoodie?

ergo_thio

10/10 episode! Interesting & funny women like QT and Emily make this a real podcast. Marche, thank you so much for inviting Emily, and I hope we'll get a fanfan episode in 2024 😀

Abigail Burnett

Might want to think about some more comfy chairs for the right side. Will just looked funny compared to it last week😂 and qt looks uncomfy

Michael Miller

So glad Hasan was here to correct QT and Emily about female pleasure. How would they know anyway?

Shashank Yathindranath

Gotta give it up to Marche. 2 episodes in a row, cutting it at JUST the right time.

Clyde Baker

Austin's so straight

Felipe Ourives

Amazing light and camera angle change! now we can see more kaya! someone need to draw on the Shoji

Swoogity Bird

QT you’re so cool and awesome and I want you to talk over the himbos more because your input is always very cool and awesome and you’re a cool guy :)

MarxistMilkers

I've talked to & been with circ'd/uncirc'd men & I think circumcision gets a bad rap these days (& people get weirdly obsessive). Foreskin problems include: TOO much sensitivity - easy to hurt (with or without a tongue ring), smegma within 24hrs of showering - making impulse bjs gross, potential traumatic foreskin removal as a child, potential less traumatic but more expensive removal as an adult. (I've heard men who got circ'd as an adult say it genuinely feels better.) The only pros as far as I can tell are that it makes sex... glide better I guess & it makes the dick a bit thicker but that could be bad too. Maybe it does make sex feel better overall for men (as if they really need it) but idk if it's worth all that

MarxistMilkers

Girlies, if you've never had an orgasm with a man I recommend cowgirl or reverse cowgirl. Get crazy with it. Propping your butt up on a pillow during missionary helps too. Buuuttt vaginal orgasms are way weaker than clitoral ones imo & I honestly just prefer one of those sucking vibrators to use during sex vs the guy touching it. I have anxiety & adhd though so if I'm about to come & his fingers slip I'm instantly wondering if I look fat or what book I'm going to read next

MarxistMilkers

ALSO anal is good, but you need a lot of lube

MarxistMilkers

Okay I never REALLY squirt until a few months ago & it requires gspot stimulation (for me at least) like from cowgirl, & the gspot is just the inside portion of the clitoris against the front wall of the vag. It doesn't always happen but sort of pushing when i get the "must pee" feeling helps as well as being well hydrated. Also it's def not pee - it smells like clean pussy fluid. I will not apologize for typing all these comments about sex 🫶

Quinn

absolutely NEED a Squeex love or host

SimUser
>>124825652

Numerous times, yes and always says he has no idea that Muslims get circumcised.

Leah Yacos

any other estheticians in here? btw austin, all estheticians who are older than 60 are the best. a little old school but these new girls (including myself) just don’t compare!!

Jackson Lewchuk

Holy fuck Austin stop clearing your throat into the microphone

Cooastal

squeex guest when???

tatiana

Y did u say Sacramento when I’m driving there my car just flipped on the freeway and spun 30 times and now I have vertigo

EL C.

Roast for cdawgVA

Alex Merriam

Please QT save us from these repetitive topics of tops/bottoms and dicks.

BrokeSocial

hasan being surprised that austin loves doing shows when the man is named austinshow🥸

Marci Vox

they need to have a resident swr on the show because i find myself chirping at my screen everytime they talk about sex i stg

B

I browned my pants watching this

LJ

"God left the tag on" literally just be gay and die. How can u like women and say shit like that. God my day is ruined by that one phrase

Panda1313

Loved this episode 🤍

Cristobal Ordonez

Fuck taylor swift stans are the worst group of people on earth

Kombucha Papi

Something so unsettling about austin yelling when the vikings scored a touchdown, i started crying a little bit

Matty_T_03

The Hasan side eye to Emily after she said Grandma😂

M
>>124826136

i so wish hasan and austin can do 10 minutes without talking about dicks

Devon Williams
>>124883528

it also helps to be with a partner that cares lmao, I almost said "be with a partner thats insecure" but the thought of my previous partners in relationships not being able to finish surely would have gotten to me. Like you said though, sometimes you gatta be creative & one partner was more challenging and the first time she had ever used a "toy" was when i surprised her with one in my pursuit to make her orgasm. To which we succeeded lol Funny story, we broke up 2 years ago cause i had to move and she messaged me randomly saying the toy i bought her finally broke (60 bucks and lasted 4 years, whata deal haha) and she was sad and felt weird/awkward having to go buy a new one lmao adding this cause just thought, but its oddly common women thinking theyr "gross" and having a guy go down on them is something they dont like, until someone does it right. But im always curious why thats the case lol (emily broight it up on YT ep)

MarxistMilkers
>>124883528

Yeah of course. Some guys don't even want girls on top, which is embarrassing for them

2382287545
>>124882948

Now I know how women feel, when men explain their sexuality to them. Either what you say makes no sense, is misleading or it is straight up false.

Devon Williams
>>124925592

6:50 lmaoo how bout the side eye after emily casually enthusiasticly plans for DP haha

2382287545

I'm getting so tired of hasan, will and austin interrupting qt and guests, especially women.

gamerleg

anyone knows what are those pants hasan is wearing?

Devon Williams

will austin just cough, clear your throat dammit! lmao

Devon Williams

46:50 paid content and everyone on phone lmao w/ austin derailing convo watching football game, wild lol

Justin Cole (edited)

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2023-12-23 23:12:44 Kaya the real Star of the show!
2023-12-20 14:11:27 Kaya the real Star of the show!

Kaya the real Star of the show!

h1pst1r
>>124957021

1 of 1 because of the heat transfers, but RCNSTRCT is the shop.

Natalie

KAYA

William Schmitt

53:15 QT beating Hasan in a debate is exactly why he’s scared to debate Ben Shabibo

LucyLun4r

I can squirt 3 times before I'm out haha doesn't mean the orgasm won't continue tho

Jenny Lyons

As a fellow body count spreadsheet girlie, I appreciate the representation

Arnaud de Lafontaine

Please stop talking over your guests and QT, everytime it feels like they're getting into good topics the convo gets derailed into the same thing you've talked about way too many times.

Mai

wow i feel like such a lucky woman b/c i have great orgasms and do it multiple times and honestly with a rumbly enough vibrator it is very mechanical (vibrator quality is important). I can't imagine describing it as a sneeze. Also squirting is like an orgasm add-on, very nice but quite messy -- i would not describe it as feeling like peeing, it is way more forceful/involuntary. but you can stop it the same way you stop pee, since you can contract the urethra, it just doesn't feel great. But yeah cumming during vaginal sex is very difficult (even clitorally from external stimulation), it's a lot to coordinate at once, i'd rather a dude just enjoy himself. Just get me off before or after (actually before AND after is ideal, before to get everything lubricated, and squirting is easier after vaginal stimulation), way easier for all involved.

Alec Small

“No way did he catch that shit!!” This has to be Austin’s response to Tee Higgins incredible touchdown.

Zen

wait im confused only 30% of women can orgasm but ALL women can squirt?? Is squirting not orgasming?

Gabriella Baires

Extra Emily is the only reason I got this patreon membership 🩵

Eli Bergsma

I've got to say it... watching the leaked sex tape was fucked up.

Catherine
>>124885248

You know what smells like clean pussy fluid when you’re well hydrated… pee

MarxistMilkers
>>124885248

If your pee smells like that & you found out the hard way that's on you. I'm breastfeeding so I'm honestly never super well hydrated & I'm surprised I haven't had kidney stones. So what is well hydrated for me isn't the same as most people & my pee always stinks lol

MarxistMilkers
>>125024942

Yeah I feel like I'm about to pee when I do it but it doesn't FEEL like peeing. It's weird. Also I have had orgasms that are kind of like sneezing but the trick is to edge myself. If I do it long enough I can come 3 maybe 4x & all of them are intense

MarxistMilkers
>>125027664

I looked up a bunch of stats & he was probably thinking of one that says about 30% of women rarely or never come vaginally, but there's another stat that says 81% don't orgasm from penetration alone. It says between 5-12% of women have never had an orgasm though many will later. To answer your question, squirting can be an orgasm but isn't always

Kristi Stuart (edited)

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2023-12-23 23:12:44 he has vocal chord nodules lmao i can't imagine PAYING to be a hater tf?
2023-12-21 16:26:58 he has vocal chord nodules lmao i can't imagine PAYING to be a hater tf?
>>124957110

he has vocal chord nodules lmao i can't imagine PAYING to be a hater tf?

Kristi Stuart (edited)

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2023-12-23 23:12:44 you don't have to pay then my guy?
2023-12-21 16:27:27 you don't have to pay then my guy?
>>124957500

you don't have to pay then my guy?

Kristi Stuart (edited)

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2023-12-23 23:12:44 he was clarifying for them because Emily clearly didn't actually know a lot of the points he brought up???? Like huh???? why are there so many paying members here just to be hasan haters like ??? leave if you're so pressed ? y'all are so annoying i swear jfc
2023-12-21 16:31:24 he was clarifying for them because Emily clearly didn't actually know a lot of the points he brought up???? Like huh???? why are there so many paying members here just to be hasan haters like ??? leave if you're so pressed ? y'all are so annoying i swear jfc
>>124874701

he was clarifying for them because Emily clearly didn't actually know a lot of the points he brought up???? Like huh???? why are there so many paying members here just to be hasan haters like ??? leave if you're so pressed ? y'all are so annoying i swear jfc

back1879
>>125030235

It wasn’t leaked, it was literally posted on the dudes insta story

Eli Bergsma
>>125030235

I haven't seen any reporting that says that. And even if that's true... do you think that's something he would have meant to post?

Alice Langland

Loved this episode! Hope Emily comes back for more episodes in the future.

Jess PW

The orgasm conversation makes it sound like Emily and QT have never actually had one.

Soap412

Love you guys but please let the guests talk more. It feels like it’s always just Hasan and Austin talking about the same thing every episode. Love yall tho :)

LeahGia

I miss the wholesome Will and QT friendship interactions on this pod 😭😭 next weeks episode is going to be the 6th in a row since we’ve gotten both of them on an episode with Will traveling now

Sam

Please stop talking over the women how are on this podcasts. Hasan and Austin are constantly doing this and it completely shuts QT down and she isn’t able to articulate her thoughts because they are rushing her. Just stop and listen to something other than your own voice.

Sam
>>125224950

Sorry im in a bad mood. Don’t get me wrong, my points still stand and are 100% valid, but I could’ve been nicer.

Sam
>>124874701

Quit being a weird Has dick rider. All up in these comments shaming ppl making valid points. He doesn’t let women talk let alone talk about a women’s issue. It’s kinda fucked.

Jen
>>125224950

as a woman, qt is strong by herself. no need for a white knight

Sam
>>125224950

“As a woman” shut up. You have NO IDEA what gender I am or what I identify as. If you can’t see that she’s being talked over every episode she’s in, you’re an idiot. I know im not the only one. Read the rest of these comments idiot

Jen
>>125224950

i was talking about myself, it sounds like you have issues. have a nice day!

T H
>>125224950

she is being talked over, but not bc she's a woman, but bc they are adhd dumbos

Eli Bergsma
>>125030235

They didn't have sex for others to watch, they didn't consent to have the video widely shared. I'm not defending them having sex in that room, but it is fucked up that these guys watched it here.

NoLifer445

poor Emily, she used to be so gullible and passive. Can't believe Richard was like can I cum inside you Emily and then buy you plan B afterwards, Like that's a reasonable replacement for proper protection because he wanted a better experience. WHAT AN ARSEHOLE. Poor girl. I'm glad she doesn't allow herself to be used like that anymore.

NoLifer445

I'm surprised Emily is so sexual. I didn't expect that from her, she seems so sweet and wholesome for lack of a better word. I guess it's always the girls you don't expect who are secretly the freakiest in the sheets.

Austin
>>124957110

Hi there, Austin here(legit). I have a benign vocal polyp.. maybe two at this point. I cant help that my voice sounds phlegmy or raspy.

Julian

Love this content. Great guest and hilarious, fun hosts. Thanks for the joy

Shelby Nicely

Emily is great! One day maybe hopefully QT will get to complete a thought the first time she brings it up. Thank you QT for calling out the repeated hypothetical Hasan bit. I know this show isn’t marketed to me but wanted to lend my support!

Shelby Nicely
>>125030235

Yeah, I fast forwarded. I really didn’t think they were serious. Even the commentary on the people’s performance was too much for me. I genuinely expected commentary on how messed up it was to posted it, etc by Hasan and all. I know this isn’t marketed to me so I’ll shut up and leave soon.

Shelby Nicely
>>125027751

And Kaya for me. Did you see the picture where she’s sitting in front of the couch with her eyes closed and Hasan is petting her? She looks like a cute statue.

Bre C:

Austin please roast slime 😂

Paula Mejia

Happy to share I never thought Matt Rife was hot

Rachael McNerney

Girls you need to edge. That’s how u get the good orgasms

FangsFirst
>>124863795

To preface: I don't have any kind of problem with people "being cringe about the things they love" but I'm pretty sure I don't. I say this because I've been at a show for an artist I've followed for a decade and flown across the country to see and saw enough that she'd *recognize me* before she got big¹ and there were slide shows before the show started of cross-stitching and art-projects and stuff and I was like "Um, woah, I've been listening to her for a decade and this shit is beyond me" I felt like Emily talking about Swifties, like I was lagging behind, despite the fact that I'd hazard a guess plenty of those art projects were from fans who hadn't been listening for 10 years. So if I'm not doing it after 10 years and other people are doing it in less…I feel like my cringe-ness just isn't there (or rather: it isn't in fandom things) ...or maybe my heart is just a cold, dead thing. (but also agreed those cookies were fucking incredible) ¹ Dessa. Don't expect her to be super well-known hereabouts? But maybe! My profile image is even (indirectly) in reference, actually...

JG

I never understood not getting ur partner off befor urself. Gotta make sure u get that smiley face

Nick Lozano

Wait why is it okay to pass around a list of men's private sexual details? Wouldn't people freak out if a guy passed around a list of women with rankings of their bodies?

Shelby

I joined the Patreon because I was tempted by this episode and I am so glad I did! We love to see Emily on The Austin Show✨

Andrew

Episode is making me scream 😂

CJ Wilson
>>129433731

i think it was fine if the names got removed or something, but to keep the names attached and have it be people they actually know was kinda weird