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Josh Meyerink

I wish patreon had theater mode. MODS

ajay parvathaneni

The most illegal thing Austin has done is leaving the damn sink on over the weekend 💀😂

Taylor Mikel

there has to be ring footage of austin's escapades. someone in miami PLZ

Matt Miller

I like smash burgers for lunch but I love a thick juicy burger if it's dinner

5now ❄️

I use the Chrome extension https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/windowed-floating-youtube/gibipneadnbflmkebnmcbgjdkngkbklb it's the same Hasan uses on stream.

Jude Bonnot

NOOO they hit the big stride at the end! Japanese game showssss

Maximumjugs

I live in Miami and there’s like 90% chance I know who Austin was talking about in the grim reaper outfit

Jordan Traasdahl

Are you really friends if you don’t show each other your cocks??

Adam

All those Japanese game shows near the end were done by Gaki No Tsukai, you can watch the full 24 hour gym tag episode if you look up "Batsu Game – Complete Collection" via teamgaki. The 'no-laughing hospital' is a good first watch if you can find it on reddit/torrent. They have an astounding backlog of japanese comedy game show content.

Andrew Clennon

Pretty sure there's a game show where men sing karaoke while Java stars jerk them off. They're expected to hit all the notes and not finish to win. Japan is wild

Brandon Agulto

I swear this is not a true gay man! How dare he leave the water on! Report him to the COTG (council of the Gays) immediately!

Nick mc

How bout them jets will😎

Munch

They did silent library on MTV for a bit, probably not as good as the Japanese one as the US one was like d list actors

Darren Hertenstein

Reminder to unfollow Austin on IG! 😂🫡

Brooke

🔥 🔥 🔥 for Austin’s validation

Carmnsndiego

QT COME BACK!! THERE WAS TOO MUCH DICK TALK!!! 😫

Pax Man (edited)

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2023-11-24 17:35:46 We were SOOO close to Hasan discovering JetLag
2023-10-16 18:48:40 We were SOOO close to Hasan discovering JetLag

We were SOOO close to Hasan discovering JetLag

kyleeflowers

best friend in college got a gun pulled on him from two guys stealing his weed dealing money. his roommate woke up to a gun in his face and had to unlock the safe. not fun

Savannah

I think I speak for many female followers in saying if we didn’t like the dick talk, we woulda been gone a long time ago.

Bitch

Got robbed at gun point for a half oz of weed one time. Never sell to people you don't know guys easily avoidable

Alex Musselman

Austin realizing that men staring at him in bars means they’re cruising on him is just so fucking funny

atlas

https://www.reddit.com/r/GakiNoTsukai/wiki/ql/

Michael Tun

Fukushima visit would be awesome. They have tours you can sign up for.

atlas

the japan ones one are variety shows, they do it for comedy and play up their reactions. american one do it for money.

Sanna Aziz

When Austin came out of left field with I think Diane Feinstein is still alive! I actually died

ummJayy

Please get Jerma for the Vegas episode!

Xian Black

I think I'm gayer than usual because I was enjoying the cock talk a little too much

Nick Sabater

He was trying to disable the car... I'm sure

Jose Marin

Holy struggle bus but those last 10 mins got me excited! Twitchcon content is gonna be 🔥

Andrea Joan

It's gotta be The Yard and Fear & doing the 24hr tag. I need that ASAP

meep

Tarantula owner here, it's really hard to get them to bite and they are insanely stressed out if they get to that point. Snake bites are similar in feeling and will cause way less stress.

Jesse Thompson

Please do a Gaki no Tsukai game in Japan! Holy shit I been rewatching that show since I was a kid

tyshan

the sidemen have a video where they did wall of boxes will, you should check it out

Gwen Ross

Kaya at 47:05 made me smile so much she's so silly

Dylan North

I’m here for the dick

Reddd Hunter

Last time I had Chilis I was driving home and I had to accept the fact that I was going to shit in my car and ruin it. I legit said in my brain "This is my car I can shit in it if i want to." Luckily I made it home in a full body sweat, I stripped naked before I even made it to the bathroom and it was a photo finish. I'll never eat there again.

LeahGia

I also agree but as a reoccurring segment, I’d like to also give a shout out to QT’s facial expressions that make me feel represented as a female follower when the convo circles back around to dicks 🤣

Bitch

You're right Kai doesn't have gay friends just ones who are rapists

Marc L

I started using wills patented spin method

gabe

important question for austin, are you getting juicy lucy’s at the 5-8 or matt’s?

rwwachow

I would fucking love fear&japanese gameshow

LeahGia

please please get Caroline on at some point (with QT)!! her dynamic with all of them individually is extremely entertaining and natural! the wine about it ep with her and QT last week was hilarious (highly recommend)! i died every time the editor inserted the fear& electric chair drop clip in reference to something they said 🤣

Sean Quinlan (edited)

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2023-11-24 17:35:46 I had a friend in a video game who mass ordered fake ids for kids at school and they came packaged in a cheap wig bag
2023-10-17 00:02:08 I had a friend in a video game who mass ordered fake ids for kids at school and they came packaged in a cheap wig bag

I had a friend in a video game who mass ordered fake ids for kids at school and they came packaged in a cheap wig bag

Taylor Holt

I was promised will dick. Where is it.

Darryl Cole

I know they’re joking, but if Hasan made an onlyfans and sent the funds to Palestine, he would make so much money

M

fr i muted half of it im so tired of the dick talk

ijbolnation

do an idol concert in japan wearing tiny dresses and stockings, the people want to see, the people need to see

GoldRuby

Please get Jerma on for the Vegas episode!! 🙏🏾

Sam

Aussie here, We have amazing beaches all over! Gold coast is in Queensland which is really good for surfing but I assume Will is talking about the show Bondi Rescue which is in New South Wales (Sydney)

Adrian Alonzo

Coconut Grove (or West Grove specifically) is a historically black and segregated neighborhood in Miami. There are still remnants of a physical "wall" that was essentially a barrier to separate it from the white part of town. White folk were allowed to purchase land there, but black people were not allowed to the inverse. As the years passed and the other side of Coconut Grove flourished, the black side was in shambles and honestly, became a very rough part of Miami. Unfortunately, this is likely the area that Austin was referring to. It is very much gentrified nowadays, but there are still some "sketchy" roads here and there. For those of you interested in learning about the many walls in Miami: https://thenewtropic.com/the-walls-that-divided-miami/ https://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/editorials/article269956837.html

Buddy

the grim reaper was definitely going to kill austin

B

Will has some crazy stories man always interesting to hear. Austin is funny af also

Natalie

I cannot wait for the Sydney Oxford Street gay bar-hopping stream. PS - very important - the Sydney Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras is March 2nd next year. It’s amazing. Please, Austin has to be there!

Eric Brock

Friendly reminder that Sssniperwolf ghosted a kid with cancer

Morgan

Damn when I was in college they sent fake ids in baseball cards or chopsticks lol massive downgrade from shoes

Rachael

they’re gonna be so disappointed when they go to aus and it’s just watered down america

Sai Vemula

These 3 clout chasers taking up all the space when Kaya, our star, is in the room

Ana L

I love austin sm i wanna take a shot w him 😭😭😭

hailey beck

as a female listener you guys are some of my fav male podcasters! this episode had me giggling

Sisse

Honestly, Austin has a point. Theres a lot of horror stories about people waiting on the side of the road for u to exit ur car to move smthn on the road just for them to jump u.

SakuraGore

I may be female, but I am always down to hear about the optimization of dick pick angles. Rather it be a little slap a stroke or a choke, presentation is everything.

Camille Zhou

everyone go follow austin on ig before he deletes his account lmao

Mahad

If you come to Australia please remember that the cities are FAR apart from each other so plan time for fights and security (there are unfortunately no good train services between cities). Also please don't only go to Sydney or Melbourne, the other cities are also pretty cool. DO NOT Forget to bring/buy a fuckton of sunscreen. You WILL get sunburn no matter what time of year you come. Also February is the hottest and most humid month of they year so good luck.

Hish (edited)

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2023-11-24 17:35:46 I was promised a pic of will's willy and god damn it I need to see it
2023-10-17 12:59:28 I was promised a pic of will's willy and god damn it I need to see it

I was promised a pic of will's willy and god damn it I need to see it

S Quayle

I got a feeling Austin was about to get car jacked that's what they do. And the tape thing sounds like they marked them

Zach

Will running with my Larry David comparison of Austin has caught me off guard, and now I am full team TwinkGuy

Elanor Sindra

Will's story about nearly getting killed by gang initiation was fucking WILD

Eric Woodard

I love Austin as the gay Larry David. He really is the most unintentionally funny person ever!

Martin-Ulrich Reinecke

the japanese wall game was done by the sidemen in one of their videos and it was elite content.

Jasper Colaluca

The fact that Austin doesn't know what cruising means is absolutely wild, I need to sit that man down and give him a gay history lesson

Robert Curtis-Hardy

that wilderness camp thing for misbehaving kids is partially responsible for my best friends suicide

Melanie Hernandez

✨Manifesting Fear & Cold Ones✨ also pls bring maya in your pocket to meet Robert Irwin!

Hoss

Austin was on his phone for a full minute and he said second lol

Josh Pedrana

Come Australia at the start of December. We have a big heavy metal festival on the 1-3 dec 👍 come experience the insanity

Skye Scooter

Austins story of probably hitting a child in Miami is only funny because his fear is the same as a lot of women walking in dark parking lots but he was in a fucking wagoneer

Thao

Y'all been leaving some of the spicy conversations in the regular feed. I wasn't sure what to expect in the Patreon ep after hearing the conversation about if any of them have sucked their own dick barely 3 mins into the regular feed video. LMAO

Joey Conrad

What fast car does Will drive?

kron

I knew someone who got a fake id from China sewn into a knockoff peppa pig doll

Hugo Rodrigues

You guys should host a version of the Japanese game show "batsu game" where you get beaten or get a blow dart in the ass if you laugh. Then set up an evening of activities designed to make you laugh. Winner is the one that gets beaten/laughs less The video you watched at the end that you called tag is literally footage from the batsu game

LucyLun4r

You didn't lose all your female followers, We checked out for a minute to search the internet for Hasan's dick pic XD

John

Austin is not only a hypochondriac, he's a white woman.

Kevin Reyes

We need a fear& road trip or sleepover.

Kyle Dittman

All of those stream ideas would be so good

Sean C

Guarantee Austin ranover some dude's tripod/selfie stick while he was filming a tiktok or something

Kevin

You gotta go to Bondi Beach!

Cam

Austin is a threat to public safety but so right about juicy lucy 🫡

Destiny

This is from the regular episode but they make little fountains for cats, I have one and it recycled the same water but it has a filter. I’m sure his cats would love that instead of leaving the tap on lol

everythingisstrange (edited)

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2023-11-24 17:35:46 i just realized i'm gonna be in japan the same time as you guys!
2023-10-19 01:16:28 i just realized i'm gonna be in japan the same time as you guys!

i just realized i'm gonna be in japan the same time as you guys!

ShleepyHead

We need to see yuta back when you go to japan!!!

Leon

Idk if anyone will read this but I just watched Babylon and every time Margot Robbie appears it reminded me of qt.

Colton Kubal (edited)

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2023-10-19 23:34:11 I know you guys hate people asking you to collab with people but fear& dropouts would be so entertaining
2023-10-19 14:27:40 I know you guys hate people asking you to collab with people but fear& dropouts would be so entertaining

I know you guys hate people asking you to collab with people but fear& dropouts would be so entertaining

SwitchLite

Austin seriously, look up CAT BUBBLER on amazon. In Cali of all places is really bad to leave the water on.

Ellie Hudson

I’ll be in Perth in Jan, Feb, March. See you guys there 😁

Eloise D

bruh if you come to aus we are about to have a hot ass summer so be prepared

Nicholas Rainwater

The whole "flashing headlights gang initiation" thing is an old urban legend. Literally like one person ever has been shot after flashing their headlights and it was last year. It's not an old gang initiation. It's tough-on-crime-era propaganda.

panz

surprised they didnt know about the american english version of silent library, or that h3 did their own version

Brennan

Now I’m not tryna dissuade you or anything, but you guys want to spend a month in Aus right in the middle of an El Niño summer?? It’s going to be legitimately disgusting, and probably on fire. Like come thru mate but be prepared lmao

SMARCEY

It has been a long ass time since Ive seen Wall of Boxes. That shit is a classic. Wild episode this week.

quanter

lol I'm surprised you didn't mention sidemen. they've done literally every single episode idea will mentioned lol and they're really funny

quanter

lol I'm saying. they've also done silent library, 24 hour tag and every idea will mentioned lmao

quanter

also can we please tone it down on the dick talk 😭 I'm sure y'all can find more interesting topics than austins unhealthy obsession w his thirst traps lmao

spoctopus

I could see the boys doing Pie Hell to Austin

ApplesOranges23

I kinda remember QT going as Harley Quinn for a Halloween party, and saying that people told her she looked like Margot. Sorry boys, but I got a little bored without her this ep.

Atticus

AUSTIN IS SO MINNEAPOLIS COATED PLEASE COME HERE ON TOUR 🙏🙏🙏🙏

Liam H

you guys should come to canberra its the best city in Australia and definitely not a jumped up country town

Hayden

Nah that’s the way jigsaw kidnaps people. Austin was fs boutta get put in some like deathtrap for leaving the faucet on or sum

Wheen L

brisbane mate

Al

Man I can’t wait for the tag game will is gonna do haha

Kat Joseph

Chili’s ribs are great

Kat Joseph

The Juicy Lucy burger sounds like hangover food. Awful if you’re nauseated, but good for healing the addled brain. There’s two great burger joints in my city, and you know it’s good bc the owner of one of them ate a huge burger everyday and had a heart attack. That man died for his burgers

Kat Joseph

The restaurant burned down, and the cooks ran a food truck across the street. A constant line of people. It took ages, but the building’s been repaired. Chris Miller’s or sumn

MRMT

South korea has a variety show ‘running man’ that has a name tag chase game, I think Will would love that

zaynah

Every time I watch this episode, and Hasan says USC, my brain starts chanting “USC Upstate!” For the next five minutes.