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Disclaimer again (kms we need to build a set please god) Hasan's PC crashed and we lost the first 20min of video but not audio so audio listeners are up good this week and laughing at us video watchers. The first 20mins are just a still image of them then everything beyond that is pog and normal, sorry blame hasan and will and not me. ok love ya bye bye 

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Eve

Thank you, Marche for all of your hard work!

Rey Fisher

Blame Austin

Eve

HASAN, stop chewing your fingers into oblivion, and get Marche a Fear& computer (idk if that would help)? With✌️&❤️from🇨🇦

Carlos Vallejo

Will please don’t remind me that Ohtani is gonna be leaving the Angels and he’s hurt 😭😭

thisisnotitlilbro

i was going to buy an aritzia hoodie BUT FUCK NO NOT ANYMORE

Eve

Aritzia has always been awful 💯

Darren Hertenstein

Thanks for the hard work Marche... I can't believe they broke the video but not also the Audio tbh.

SimUser

Streamy's stole the categories then just made them frames in a slideshow, Meanwhile they wasted the whole time with poorly written gags and nonsense, they say they are making it about creators but barely show them.

Alan

We lack context but QT has made a name for herself for how funny she is.

Lillian Mullen

qt’s hair looks so good!

Matthew McCauley

I don’t know how to explain it but austin is responsible for the lack of video, I just feel it

Anonymous

I could only watch a little bit of the Streamies. It was so boring.

Andress Silva

the 90s theme is best bc of the personalization for all the hosts. it'll be funny explaining the theme to all the zoomed guests too. they can always do a set tour for us on the patreon or a "deep dive" into something nostalgic for them whether it's QT and Disney related or Will and sports related. people are haters when they talk about something they love and knowledgeable on (QT and Taylor Swift, Will and sports) but I actually like it.

Anurag Dighe

This might’ve been the best one yet

Brooke

That synchronized right lean from everyone when Austin said he started using condoms is peak Fear&.

Anonymous

Watching qt yelling at them to put in some work was so cathartic. That's literally me in my friend group when planning things. I feel seen and heard

Noel Murray

Holy shit so many good moments. Will shifting the blame to hasan right as he took his first bite. The collective group sigh when Austin brought up condoms. Best one yet. Can't wait to see what QT does with the set and patreon

Jazz

Austin's "I'm bringing a boy" killed me.

N.N.

I don't really want to get physical rewards from patreons, but as long as I can say no to receiving things in the mail I don't have a problem with it.

Alan

I'm a connoisseur of freshwater, saltwater and coral. Fish bought from the store are guaranteed to have some kind of disease or pathogen. It's really not your fault if the fish you bought dies weeks or months down the line. Poor acclimation may be a factor but it usually kills them within the first few days. Proper hobbyist fish have been fed different feeds, quarantined and bred for aquarium habitats.

Leo!

Animatronic fish? Pog

Kyle Lewis

QT should have a LawTuber category.

Diego Ascencio

QT should do a best show so the H3 Podcast doesn't get robbed by the corrupt ass streamy fucks

Anonymous

wait, i like the pirate theme lol

Are-eem

Lol i love this bonus ep, its like a real group discussion working on school project

Mya Wilkes

I hope QT feels vindicated that she CLEARED the Streamys on view count

Anonymous

ngl i was very invested in wills girthy condom recommendations and am sad they shifted conversation before i could hear what he had to say

Kenzie M

As an Oregonian, it's so worth the road trip y'all can take backroads and get off the freeway and do fun fall/winter activities in a place that has real seasons

Julian Schäfer

The streamys were so shit, turned it off after 3 minutes of watching

Alan

I love how everyone had the same reaction when Austin started talking about condoms

Jasper Colaluca

The ending was legitimately one of the funniest fear& moments yet 😭

Dovydas

qt is too good for this podcast working hard

Sean

MURAT IN THE CALENDAR OR WE RIOT

K. Verklärung

Despite the 20 minute scuff, literally one of the best paywall episodes, I'm obnox chortling at work during my lunch.

Hector Balderas

Thank you QT for putting in the work and helping make the pod as great as it is

Evan Pappas

The synchronized facepalm at 51:38 is one of the greatest fear& moments of all time.

feelnoways

As a tier 2 Patreon sub I can honestly say I came into this not expecting anything but the extra episode. I didn’t even know there were supposed to be other perks 😭

Cheryl

I mean, most podcasts are audio only, so you’re good!

Michael Kiwan

QT is so great. This is her side podcast and she’s does so much more the other 3

Munch

Baba piker pulled a bjergsens mom

Anonymous

PAY QT! SIEZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION!

mingle27

I really love the idea of finally having a set, that'll make it feel like everyone's podcast and the ascetic is awesome.

Doza21

Thank god for QT, she is literally the only reason I'm still subbed to this Patreon. This podcast has been such a low-effort cash grab prior to her, Coffeezilla was going to make a 3-part YT series on it

ROGO27

Actually not wrong lol. A bit crazy they are ok (besides Qt) with having tiers but not providing the content for those tiers…

ROGO27

It’s getting a bit annoying every episode Will trying to get QT to fly… Her answer isn’t gonna change till she is up for it, not from bribing non stop

Sasha

Austin didn’t break the mic?! New set sounds awesome but would you be willing to axe the tv show playing in the background idea? I’m a photosensitive epileptic and I’d go to audio listening instead but I really love watching the pod!

Sammeh

PLEASE PLEASE HAVE MARCHE FOR MARCH I NEED MY GOTH FEMBOY ON THE CALENDAR!!!

Kenneth

the theater kid ping pong caused me physical pain, keep it up

Dakota Sanders

We dont deserve Qt, Im ecstatic she still chooses to help out.

Dan

The Yard didn’t acknowledge Austin after you guys used their set when they were talking about which Fear& person they would be. Pretty sure they just mentioned Hasan QT and Will

KingWyvern

QT is the G.O.A.T!!!!

Nicholas Honen

they gotta hire a hypnotist or something to try and get qt to fly. good segment too

Jehan

Surely, there's no way Slime actually thought wasn't funny??? She's brilliant

Jordan Dobbs

QT is a blessing to this podcast

Anonymous

QT is the best, I'm so glad she decided to join the podcast as a host ❤️

Tim

I think Will should donate Tifa since it's a 90s themed room. Ya know.. since she's an art doll.

Riema

time to pay QT

Emmgie

Thankyou qttttttt

Nicholas D'Amato

It is okay Will. I still enjoyed the episode minus the video in the beginning

Jose Marin

Freaking amazing dysfunctional family episode! No swift talk either was cherry on top! Let’s goooo

Lil D(umpling)

Just noticed Will's Technoblade shirt. <3

Anonymous

Streamy's is a giant corporate cash grab trying to be the Oscar's without any of the charisma. Streamer Awards is better because it's run by someone who understands what being a content creator in general is all about.

bri

Can the riff offs be a weekly patreon segment cause i was dying 😂

Technophobian

Everyone else just seems to be atrocious at planning. Makes sense how the stuff she organises (Streamer Awards, Shit Camp, etc) end up being so successful.

Kaitlyn

Completely agree. I love to hear people talk about things they are passionate about.

Jonathan Mahoney

What an ending. That was fucking hilarious

ntGonzo

Hasan's literally bringing in a whole ass meal to the podcast lmao, I can't wait till they have a set so they aren't distracted the whole time (hopefully)

Angel Macias

Marche is doing his best don't yell at him 😢

77katz77

My first thought of the Streamys ripping off QT was that they're exactly like Amy Schuemer

Cbzimmie

QT is amazing. She really is great at running events and organizing business structure. I would be super interested in hearing more about how things are done

Sunday

Fuck the streamys they were such a joke this year. Also I think marche definitely needs a mic when they get the new set! And a mean girl’s December photo would be hilarious!!

Anonymous

qt is an incredible advocate for the supporters of the pod. Looking forward to the new set!

Anonymous

They should put sea monkeys In the fish tank, it fits the 90s vibe

B

Another classic

Bhrob01

Making the Y2K joke after the 2000s joke is so dumb but so funny

Larriet

I'd be totally okay with the calendar being all the men nearly nude, but QT's just living her best life doing fully-clothed Taylor Swift photo shoots.

M

so excited for the new set, you guys needed one badly ngl

Georgette Rosin

I love QTs ideas and plans, she's so creative. Hope she does in fact stay <3

Nihaal Shah

for what it's worth, QT's overlooking a lot of what makes Streamer Awards unique — it's not just the categories, it's the fact that it's by streamers for streamers, which shows in a lot of the deliberate decisions she makes. Her event would never have a story about uninviting someone because they didn't wanna do a sketch for a long-dead game

M

same i only watched on youtube when it was just will and hasan and im sorry, but it was so boring, as soon as QT joined I found myself wanting to listen more so i joined the pateron

M

QT is literally the best thing thats ever happened to this podcast

Lil D(umpling)

The dynamic between these four is pure magic.

Chatters_Mom

October could be a group shot with QT as Taylor swift

Conradicat

PAY QT. the calender & set presentations were awesome and I am looking forward to seeing them come to fruition.

deestands4dorky

Nov. Hasan should wear the mittens and the jacket... no pants. it's still funny and Hasan will feel comfy

Jin

QT like the person carrying the school group project

Shaliek

"Once you stop, you can't drop. Once you pop, you can't stop." Truly inspirational words from Hasan.

Anonymous

Gosh QT really needs to fix this podcast

Rob

love the techno shirt, legend never dies in our hearts

Shaliek

"I know a lot about 9/11 because I researched it after I was born" Senior quote anyone?

JohnnyT

Omg, their reaction when Austin said "cause I started using condoms recently" 🤣🤣🤣

Anonymous

Austin asking for a piece of chicken part had me in tears 💀😂💀😂💀

Matt

QT is the hero we need in these trying times.

Anonymous

Mr President, a second nut has hit the towers

Catherine

QT you don’t have to worry about the patreon perks, just upload your standup video that’s enough

Violletta

51:30 🤣

SMARCEY

Great episode this week, not a show goes by where I dont laugh my ass off during some part of the pod

Anonymous

As an ex-mormon I am loving a lot of the church related content so more of that would be sick! Just feels good to be heard

NihilismRacoon

QT is the GOAT but podcasts are hardly a cash grab for streamers lol, pretty sure Hasan and Will just wanted an excuse to hang out more while still feeding into Hasan's work addiction.

Anonymous

Hasan - Cats are companions- What is a cat's way of keeping law and order? Claw Enforcement. Will- There are plenty of local garment shops that have the cock wear in Chicago. Austin- The reviews for the Abbey suck but one thing that sticks out is and I quote "It's a gay themed bar for straight people" QT- Ludwig might be transitioning into George Michael which is pretty cool. Peace

Anonymous

For the calendar qt can recreate taylor swift in the bathtub covered in jewellery from look what you made me do vm

Brennan

Man qt has nothing to be worried about, the Streamys was the most unfunny shit i've ever seen

Xian Black

Can't wait for the new set

Anj

I'm happy Qt is figuring out the perks. When I originally signed up, we were promised body pillows 😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

GamerWho

I am 5 minutes in and laughing my ass off, QT has all these worries and the Streamys fell flat on their face. Streamer awards clearly is the proper event for the space and last Sunday it greatly showed.

No one in particular

I think hazmat's set things should include prominent 90's politicians. Bill Clinton with hearts drawn around his eyes (bc he's a womanizer i think (wasn't born yet lol)) , gorby, hot bernie sanders... uh milosevic? Can't think of more but I'm sure hazmat can :)

Felipe Ourives

it would amazing to have a karaoke special episode where we can pick songs for the group to sing

No one in particular

1:00:22 that is the most mediteranian coded thing i have ever seen lmao. They truly have the healthiest mental body image. Good for them.

Anonymous

I don't know if it's just me, but I feel like the podcast could use a new name. I just don't see what Fear& has to do with the podcast anymore other than QT's fear of flying lol. Idk, if it has more meaning to others, then I respect that. I don't mind the discussions abt Taylor Swift, but I had to share the Swift& joke I thought in my head. Also, QT needs to be told that driving everyday multiple times each day is each time more dangerous than most if not all flights she could ever go on. I understand it is an irrational fear though, and I still share a bit of that fear myself. I just remind myself that these flights happen everyday, every hour, all around the world, and the crashes don't happen everyday while car crashes happen literally every few minutes.

Ari Abreu

Spicy episode....

Jace Noah

Why does Austin sneeze like a 46 year old dad lmao

Larnius

Kinda funny that the only gay club I know is the Abby in LA because Austin keeps promoting them…. And I live in fucking GERMANY

Anonymous

Still having lots of playback issues on Patreon videos. IS anyone else having it freeze mid video and then having to refresh multiple times to fix it?

Anonymous

same. video is freezing on me at 19:20 and crashes my browser.

YeezusLovesYou

I feel like I'm going crazy. How do people find slime to be funny?

Sean Quinlan

Yea it’s unfortunate cause if anyone but QT and Marche tried this could be a much better pod. No offense to the others

Christian Grouleff Rørbæk

You shoul do the dick jar - but they only get 5 1 dollar bills each, and they have to use them wisely - if they run out, they cant join the rest of the dick talk on that episode.

Adam Romero

Hasan’s dad walking out naked actually killed me

Sahil Sharma

You guys really need to ditch the Patreon video player.

Kevin Reyes

Ludwig is right. QT makes it an actual podcast

Matthew Ye

drop the calendar deck 😩

Matthew Ye

QT!! As a part of the patreon revamp, please get us a new video player 😭

jess

love the friendship you guys have the more dysfunctional the better as far as I'm concerned

Alicia

Qt really carrying this podcast lately

Callie Browning

Will's idea of a changing part of the set is dope. Gotta do something fun with a Lite Brite!

Nick Lozano

Pretty sure they are just saving patreon money up so they can rent QT a private jet

Jo Fowler

She doesn't like small planes, it would have to be a private airbus

Jo Fowler

I only know of him through this podcast and when he was on stream with Hasan. I know he's on Ludwig's podcast but what does he do outside that?

Jo Fowler

Is there no way to stream this on TV like I can with YouTube? Patreon is a bit poopy

Ben Roman

The condom thing IS mostly a marketing ploy...regular sized condoms can stretch to fit around an adult human arm...if they break they're faulty, it's not that your dick is too big...

DaNikolo

"No, he flew it into a tower, we talked about this" might be the funniest thing Austin has ever said

Harry Clabon

man I love supporting this pod but you GOTTA ditch the patreon player, the experience is miserable

jae ✨

QT is the GOAT. I too was wondering what the perks of my patreon sub was 😭 thank you QT! 💜

Anonymous

They said the podcast name was supposed to be “fear and (weekly topic)” but I think that doesn’t work well or make much sense. Def needs to change

Anonymous

Every week, the Patreon comments are all about QTC. Its full of comments about loving her on the podcast, or appreciating what she does for it. Everyone loves her

Anonymous

QT on stream yesterday said she wouldn’t do a podcast category so idk

Anonymous

It's not that they can't all stretch, if the rubber band base is too tight it will cut off circulation. As someone who's been embarrassed after buying regular condoms thinking they would work, believe me they don't. The condom breaking is not the problem.

Gwen Ross

Something just feels right about Fear& ripping the dick in a box bit from snl

Joline Muñoz

QTC commentary is the best! “Mine neither.” 😂😂

Rumi

Someone tell QT to watch the latest H3 podcast about the Streamy’s. Ethan hates them too lmao.

DFritte

not putting marche in march is a criminal offence

Sara

God Austin fucking cracks me up. The way he'll insert himself into literally anything is just always hilarious to me. This whole group is goated. I love when they're all together.

kyleeflowers

wasnt bothered at all by the loss of video. usually working when i listen anyway <3

JRS

i feel bad for qt this episode. she was clearly uncomfortable multiple times and only will seemed to notice a few of them. we have to move on from dicks every episode

Gingerbread

Oh yeah. And the Streamy's still sucked as a production lol. Maybe can be the bridge to bring them together for the Steamies.

Anonymous

Hey Marche if you read this I think you guys should really look into using the Patreon Vimeo integration to upload the video pod there so we can get a decent player experience. You can upload patreon only videos to there and even do patreon only live streams.

cierra

"you thought magnum was brandy melville" is such an excellent reference and callback LMAO so anyway just consider me as another person screaming into the void about how QT is the best. great episode yall. stoked to see the new set and everything in the works :)

Mike Corelli

Qt is the best thing to ever happen to this podcast. Austin is there too

Anonymous

He' been Ludwigs friend for a long while and I pretty sure he was running luds finances like aimen and Nick he might have worked at "beyond the summit" I think

Bi Bubble tea

Oh good something I can actually contribute to as an aquarium hobbyist who works at a pet store. If you guys actually do a fish tank that small it’ll be hard because the rule is generally 1 inch of fish per gallon and that fish tank is probably only big enough for one gallon. Definitely no goldfish, betta fish, or schooling fish (since you’d need multiple schooling fish.) You could put live plants and snails in a one gallon. Just be careful about them breeding if you do get multiple mystery snails, you could get nerite snails and not worry about them breeding since they won’t in water conditions like that.

Anonymous

QT is a Queen! I’m so excited to see the new Patreon changes when they get implemented. And the calendar plan! Definitely gonna get it when it comes out, and also the new design for the set?! I’m super excited for everything.

Anonymous

I want more riff-offs 😂

Kiko Yokota

Is there no to watch through YouTube?

Anastasia

I would be agitated too if I were QT!

Anonymous

This would be amazing! I can only watch about 5 or 10 minutes at a time before the player freezes and I have to reload the page and find where I was at before. And forget using the iOS app, if I start a video there and I touch my iPad after or a light bit of air hits it, the app crashes.

Anonymous

As a straight man.... I would buy at least 5 of these calendars lol.

Jay Luna

The best podcast ever! Austin is still my fav with QT a close 2nd….but overall the best when all four are together!

Kiki

QT out here working hard to get us our MONEYS 👏🏻 WORTH 👏🏻

Robert Curtis-Hardy

hasan should be standing near the towers with a plane covering his junk in september

Sayra

When Austin says some dumb stuff and I see QTs expression of complete exhaustion *chefs kiss*

Gwyn Higgins

Hasan needs to get a separate pc for the podcast that Marche can be in charge of. Marche probably can't set up/troubleshoot the podcast bc Hasan is always using the computer to stream.

Alexthenotthatbad

2nd time watching because I loved the main ep so much. THE GANG IS BACK!!!!

Alexthenotthatbad

QT deserves so much love. The glue and nitro holding this podcast

byAsh

QT, i think you should link your designer the Cold Ones set, it has some stuff you guys like about the 90's stuff. They usually have a CRT with Mario Kart playing on it. IMO they have one of the best set designs i've seen

Blue

QT, THE WORLD NEEDS A STREAMER RIFF OFF. YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONE, THE PROPHECY CHOSE YOU. Also, 10/10 episodes this week guys!

TwIICCEE

The collective disappointment after Austin said ï started using condoms recently" sent me to the fucking moon

Mia Christensen

i cant believe how much QT carries the pod (love you all sm tho)

Jamie Loewen

They use Hasans old pc for pod. But yes when they create a set for the pod I imagine all equipment everything will b seperate, reducing technical difficulties on pod and Hasans streams.

Eduardo Cortez

QT is the best 👏🏾🫶🏽

Nadine Young

My favorite part was when they respected QT and then when Hasan's dad showed up in swimming trunks 🤌🏼

bills

pumped fot the new set. great job QT!

Isofruit

I'm slightly miffed at how often QT just gets interrupted or not gets to finish her point. Let her speak folks!

Sahar Emadi

How was there no Fear & Loathing set ideas? You know… giant lizards in golfing clothes? A pie from a diner for $5 for the whole pie or .75¢ for a slice, with a note attached that reads, “back door beauty?” (the question mark was emphasized) Melting carpets patterns? Adrenachrome? Barbara Streisand portraits on cardboard? A typewriter? Ralph steadman art? Tape cassette recorders? Some old Circus Circus casino pieces? A little “z” carved in everyone’s foreheads? Drug paraphernalia stolen from a giant cop convention stuff: A drug briefcase complete with two bags of grass, 75 pellets of mescaline, 5 sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers, two dozen amyl, also a quart of rum, half a quart of tequila, and pint of raw ether (because once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can, etc etc)…? And, your room isn’t ready yet Mr. Duke but someone was looking for you? And so on? And so forth?

Anonymous

Marche needs to be featured in the calendar!!

jw

i like QT, but the idea that someone stole her categories, when all of the ones she listed are the categories that have been getting larger in the space over the last few years. that does not require stealing, it just requires watching a stream once a month. or even opening the front page of twitch or youtube. i mean if someone wanted to call her out for trying to steal from them, they would be equally valid. both can exist at the same time.

jinx 388

Qt I know ur probably not gonna read this but fr I find up soooo funny I actually subscribed to fear& for u no joke and always watch ur content wine about it ur streams ur yt and enjoy it so much and love u sooo much ❤️

Amanda Waka

I want more Austin in the calendar

Mandy Groening

I love when Hasan's parents come in! His reaction is always so funny as well. Parents will be parents.

River Sauerwein

Wills range in voices and characters is unmatched. 🥲🔥🔥🔥

Sanna Aziz

Ngl, I've tried to watch the yard multiple times and I just didn't find it interesting, but Fear &, I'm hooked

Sohum Shah

#JusticeForBaba

Anonymous

QT can do “august” and wear an oversized cardigan/coat!!

Emily Florey

Austin stealing the fucking chicken made me roll around laughing

lilmisschief xo

I hope you make a pocket sized calender too 🤣 I love that but don't use the big ones 'cause adhd

Wolfy Yiffington

Idk why seeing Austin give Will a singular dollar was so hilarious to me 😂