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SATOhara

COCKWATCH

Tyler .

COCKWATCH

Christian Mikhail

this is why hasan’s computer fried KEKL

Attabui

QT's she'll shocked face after seeing Willem DaFoe's dick getting walloped and cum blood 😭

Jack Bloor

COCKWATCH COCKWATCH COCKWATCH COCKWATCH

Claes Rishoej

nah but fr, that's considered big? huge balls sure, but the dick was average, right?

WompWomp

Go Lions Baby! Hasan spitting those Lions facts caught me off guard. Banger Ep!

Perry Ritter

If Austin isn’t the George Costanza of Fear&, there’s no actual truth in this world

Julian

One of the best 5 minute intros ever

Randy Quinteros

Watch the ep at work and now I have a meeting with HR

Anthony

Hasan cooked here. Vikings took their first L. Anyway let's make cock watch a regular part of the Patreon.

Paul

QT's face through this ENTIRE thing lol

Coven pr1ncepunk

Some straight up John Waters erasure here talking about famous people from Baltimore.

Angelo S.

Hasan's Lion's rant was one for the ages. WTF.

Angel

the porn ad was insane 😭😭😭

kiah couchman

Hasan vindication hour with the lions call💪💪🦁🥶😭💙💙

zaynah

Stavvy should be a permanent member of the pod. Everyone is moving to Baltimore now.

kkonto

QT looks so pretty

Heather

Watching this during work (working from home lmfao) and had to pause to do something at one of the worst moments 😭 this is the cursed content I signed up for but note to self…do not watch during work especially in the office

Joe Menjivar

I'm with Has and Will, for all the talk about the Koch, it was just ok.

Cristofer Antunez

Huge fan of Stav and his comedy, but it’s so funny to see him as the straight man at times with the crew😂 especially around the end LMAO

Gingerbread

Called it that they would forget the video game competition.

Jeajello

Where in the entire fuck did Hasan get all those facts about the Detroit Lions???? lmaooooo I’m so beyond dead THIS MAN DOESNT EVEN LISTEN TO MUSIC 😭😭😭

Melanie Valdez

21:38 I think QT meant the prosecutor, not the defendant! The prosecutor was the bitter old lady saying deranged shit in the documentary, the defendants were the Menéndez brothers

Cheeto

There is a gay nude bar in DC called secrets. A lot of cocks lol

lauren

when hasan said peet's is owned by a palestinian he meant philz coffee. company that owns peet's is pro-israel. j fyi

cynthia

fidel castro was a dictator. like definitionally

Brandon Kelly

someone save QT please

brook middegaal

I’m on hasans side it’s not THAT big

Bear Jones

Will Neff wants to get fucked up in the pissy water at Seacrets, this is wild. Never thought I'd see that place referenced here.

Dan The Man

Cock watch is great. Hasan knowing football is scary

LeahGia

I think QT has mentioned before that the woman who kidnapped her as a child had a daughter that got taken by the state and QT kinda looked like her so that was probably the motive which is actually so scary

Diego Ascencio

Great ep, crazy watching this while h3 is doing another episode attacking hasan and twitch in general

kron

yeah its ok to apply that word to him, but you'd probably want to qualify that compared to other dictators in that book qt mentioned (hussein, idi amin, pol pot) he's nowhere near on the same level. But I'm sure there's interesting food stories with the poison testers and all that

Hanako Johnson

I was promised cock . Nevermind😂😂😂

Nova Meadows

QT panicking when Will said they’d all be at the movie 🤣

Mark Jones

As a lifelong Lion's fan, I have never loved to hear Hasan more in my life.

keesh

Hasan was indeed right about the Lions/Vikings

KiwiAna

not even in a will they won’t they situation, but I actually love their friendship dynamic. Especially with QT. Like healthy platonic male friendships where it’s obvious that they care about you is goals fr. I wonder if those type of friendships are more common as you get older but I’m 21 and almost every guy im friends with is emotionally unavailable and can’t really show any care about me and their other girl friends and just end up being super nonchalant, or it’s obvious they want something more than a friendship.

Snow

WRONG EPISODE TO WATCH EATING IN PUBLIC

Scott W

cock promises made, cock promises kept

David Metellus

Hasan counting out 60 calories in 4 turkey slices is peak autist

Cam

Hilarious that Hasan was right about the Lions and Vikings lol

Alejandro Diaz

Whats the time stamp for the cocks?

msauce

Is this the first episode they actually did the crazy thing they said they would do in the free episode

Paula Mejia

I trust Hasan's recipes cause he's ED-core 😂

Issa osama

When starvos said “faze udai Hussain” I died!! “I am Iraqi Kurd so it hit home” 😂

Daniel Hearne

It is crazy that Hasan knows football now and was 100% right

Michael Low

Bald guys suck

Elia Cichowlas

Yo Will gotta drop that workout playlist!

Ital!anPescatar!an

I have to give Will his flowers and say the hair + gains are not unnoticed 👀

mingle27

Today's episode has been brought to you by Marche, pull it up..

Eden

Is Marche okay?

Hello

You all did Cooper wrong it looked way bigger in the show than in that pic lol

Ben Roman

I wish Ethan and Hasan would both stop this shit. Ethan is ruining h3 episodes focusing so much on all of this, and Hasan is just ignoring any of what is actually said and making up his own reality, and it's turning me off from them both lol.

lilfreakazoid333

26:31 slime fell to his knees somewhere

Grant Gifford

Awesome episode start to finish.

Renae Jay

same i watched some of what ethan has said on the podcast and i was like “…i don’t think he called you a terrorist but ok..”

Renae Jay

The Lions are my dads team so this was very strange

Lennart Zeidler

I think Hasan is really smart and has some great political opinions but he can be totally obviously to fair criticism and turn it down. Some things he has said about totally different issues were straight up lies. I don’t know what Ethan said but I am sure he has the same issue because everyone kinda does. Doesn’t mean they are bad people because of it.

Isaac

austin won’t weasel his way out of this we demand to see this matchup

CocoCurls

How does it feel to suck Austin. That lions game felt really good lol

ButterBrownSugar

Austin, t h r o w t h e d a m n c a n s a w a y, my god

Raymundg15

I will say it being done so far before release makes it less current but hey if it's more convenient for them it's all good

Raymundg15

I would call saying "supporting terrorist" is exactly that genius

Raymundg15

You should have stopped at "I didn't see what Ethan said" and shut up. My goodness people are annoying

Charlie Poston

glad i saw cock on my favorite podcast today

Colleen Bloeser

I LOVE STAVVY BRO HES THE BEST

queeblo

COCKWATCH TIME LFG

Daniel

So words mean nothing to you. And if you say calling pretty much all terrorists freedom fighters isn't supporting what they're doing, I'm confused

Amanda Bateman

5:20 in what world would Hasan be horny AND desperate

Bullbagaren

He is absolutly not on the same level at those guys but look up how many wars in Africa he sent Cuban soldiers to. People have a tendancy to forget cuba did not just "stay on their island"

King_Jovan

Since when was Fidel not a dictator?😭

Phantoms Cry

Holy shit Hasan popping off on The Lions had me in tears. That was wild and awesome.

Solocupofearlgrey

So surreal hearing them talking about where I’m from in Baltimore, like Dundalk and the ocean city/secrets mention is wild

LeahGia

yep 🙃 I also remember on an entirely separate occasion QT was nearly kidnapped into sex trafficking just before becoming a streamer… they had tracked and stalked her life extensively and were almost able to lure her into a parking garage with the intention of grabbing her. so I can see where the fear might come from.

Felipe Ciriano

Your L is the Jets Will, It's the Jets...

JayAllDay

36:30 “what is happening?! I feel like i’m watching a dog play piano”

Ally

I thought it was the prosecution that was on the documentary that had the guns? idk anymore

Christina

Poor Hasan. He can't go back home.

RogueStereo

Stavros thought Aaron Taylor Johnson's character was called Cocksilver, 💯

Doxie

this this this is why im watching. cock watch baby!

aoli_a 22

Crazy how this went to saddam at the end my cousin had an encounter with his son he used to walk the street and any women he liked would send soldier to thier house the next day for her to get ready and go to him she was really pretty back in the day and we all have blue eyes which is rare in iraq. my grandpa was rich tho so she just fled to netherlands and is living a happy life

Austin Blevins

I’m genuinely interested in how many more people than usual subscribed to the Patreon to see cock, LEAK THE DATA

Bimmy

Need to save money so I had to cancel my subscription, but I’ll be back when my financial situation is better. Glad I get to watch this madness before I go for a bit tho! 🤣 Stavvy always delivers. 😎👌🏻 Love you guys so much. The patreon is so worth it, so I’ll definitely return at some point 🫶🏻❤️❤️❤️

Useless Water

50:56 pretty sure its the autism

susyemeralds

That's what she meant yes. There are no plaintiffs in a criminal court case (only civil court cases). It's the prosecutor who charges the defendant(s) and argues against them during trial.

landon brown

Omg! I love Hasan already but when he talked up my Lions I had a whole new respect

Syhr

No it’s not. He’s just a Vikings hater. I honestly hate it so much when he talks about football. Also, Minnesota is a progressive state. Why does he have to slander our team, it makes me so sad.

Syhr

Our team played bad and you won by a field goal. Lions are over rated.

annelise

love how qt starts spitting facts about the objetification of women and porn and everyones like 😐

Made of Stardust

Will and Austin losing their mind as Hasan dumps sports ball nonsense out of his mouth had me on the floor laughing. Time theft done right.