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Mitch

Can Hasan & Austin start doing a politics call in for the Patreon pls

Skye

The award people were mad that Katy won instead of Gaga wasn't the Vanguard award, but because it was the 40 ani of the VMAs they had an Iconic Performance Award which Katy won for her Roar performance in ?2013? which is the same VMAs as Miley Cyrus + Robin Thicke performance so it wasn't even the most iconic performance of *that* VMAs let alone more iconic than the Gaga performance where she's hanging and bleeding !!! or Madonna and Britney !!! so many other options that are infinitely and objectively more iconic.

Tim D

I don’t want to tell Austin how to use the f word but i think he wouldn’t have to ask if it’s alright to use if he uses it as a punchline to a joke.

Brian Fedak

I inspect a lot of homes along waterbodies, and I always wonder wtf these people do to be able to not only own this property but also how they are able to knock down the “old house” and build a McMansion. A lot of them are defense contractors or own construction or real estate firms. South Florida specifically has been over-developed to the point where companies like black rock build up townhome communities and upsell the price to over 700k for a 3/2. Insane stuff down here

Nate Judge

I was in a drive through the other day and saw the custom plate TWINKS. I thought about you guys.

angel

bro i live in ft myers why the hell was austin here

Hannah Gray

Hasan being half the podcast on his phone lmaoooo

B

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A_Random_Person

I mean Chappell Roan has been dealing with a bunch of people stalking her and her family recently, so it really makes sense why she's so on edge when she's out in public. It seems like she's just not sure if people are going to treat her like and item to be consumed or like a human being. After the absolute shit storm of people treating her like a commodity online, I can very easily understand why she would be so ready to yell at someone.

Isabella M.

I never really understood "patriotism" as a kid but I didn't know better so I just went along with it. Now i don't celebrate the patriotic holidays and i feel better just chilling and maybe having a nice dinner.

May S

Yess I love hearing them talk politics hehe

lilfreakazoid333

my friend’s dad is a Vietnam vet and bro is still alive somehow

wheat

lmfao what are you even saying he just thought it was funny. yeah that shit is normal in the south but that makes it even more funny to ppl that dont see this shit everyday

wheat

hasan actually does politics and news like 24/7 at https://www.twitch.tv/hasanabi

Anthony

I'm gay and I totally hope Hasan calls Austin f****t off camera. In my imagination he does frequently.

Andrea Joan

This was such a weirdly cozy patreon episode

Ema MR

But what if instead of in January you went to Japan in May so that there is a 1% chance that I run into you? Just throwing out ideas

Tyler

Lol Austin realizing why living in SWFL is complete hell.

My Ego Likes Tacos

Austin could seriously be a politician. Straights for Austin!!

Vv

56:09 I enjoy the himbo/twink political discourse bc Austin says my inner monologue of thoughts while Hassy speaks unfortunate facts, “it’s fun to be dumb” is too real

Bi Bubble tea

About the Chappell convo, I think the internet hates hypocrisy above all else. It’s why the Cody Ko scandal stayed in the spotlight for so long, if some alpha dudebro slept with a 17 year old, that’s expected, when internet good guy does it and hides it, it’s a massive story. And from what I’m getting from a lot of discussions on Chappell is when she insists that she’s focused on the art and dislikes the fame aspect, then that opens her up to criticism when she does something that the internet perceives as not matching her values. Like looking down on soulless brand deals but having HOT TO GO in a Target commercial (something she probably didn’t choose herself). Or canceling a show to go to the VMAs which will increase her fame. I like Chappell’s music a lot, but I think being in the spotlight a little less would make her image better because people are starting to sour on seeing headlines about her where she always comes across as negative, because the positive things she says aren’t going to be newsworthy enough to spread outside her orbit. I hope she can reform the industry somewhat, but there are reasons that many celebs who’ve contributed to that haven’t been able to achieve it yet, and it has to be done intentionally if she wants to protect her mental health in the public sphere. Regular people don’t see the whole picture as I know QT has discussed before, the stalking, the financial reality, the verbal abuse, it just looks like a dream to most people, and a good PR team could help to show more of that whole picture to the general public instead if only hearing about her when she’s angry about something.

Mary Fuller

The VMAs thing with Katy Perry wasn't about the Vanguard Award but the Most Iconic Performance Award or something like that

Kiki

as a person that is born and raised in florida i have seen that same "jesus is my lord, trump is my president" sticker

Comrade Kyle

Hasan I feel that, this country does fuckin suck most of the time. I'm just a dude getting by in the Midwest. Try to not take the doomer pill <3

zaynah

Mr.Show should try growing his hair out. I think that a more flowy style could be very nice on him, and it’s a style experiment that’s more easily reversed than a buzz cut.

Jordan Foo

was QT talking about the evil eye superstition

Jeremiah

Austin gives so much Schmidt in New Girl

NerdyWeeb

I am Vietnamese, my grandpa is a Viet vet and he's only like 73 lol. Plus, the comment about weird Republicans only being in Florida is only half right. They're crazy in Pittsburgh, PA and that's why as a 24 Y/O voting in PA, they're some of the biggest hogs on earth.

Charles Jason Penneys

very white opinion that not like. us isn't song of the summer

Atsxeb

Fear & bumper sticker would go hard. Put it right above the model name.

Ty6260

Politics frogs stand back we'll get the spray bottle

Pablo

My partner was talking to me about the big one actually (since we are in California) might actually be somewhere around Canada rather than California

Andrew Sargeant

Hold on. Was I not supposed to stick the self-suck sticker to the back of my car??? (And all the other stickers)

Julian

As a July 4th baby, celebrating my birthday isn't as fun as it used to be lmao

Freckles

No qt no watch

Shaun L

calling someone a politician is kind of a diss lmao

Chris

In respect the Chappel Roan thing I think she’s doing way too much. Like she wasn’t even talking so why would she think the paparazzi is telling her to shut the fuck up? Her reaction was so cringe like girl not everything is about you. Now you just became the bad guy by being belligerent to some random press person. Like yes the stalking is bad obviously but it’s just part of the fame unfortunately . You can make millions of tik toks but ppl are still going to do it. You just have to get security guards like everyone else and keep it pushing. Her music is good but she can’t stay famous is she is going to be this annoying.

K

The random press person isn't the victim lol, she just mirrored his language back to him. It doesn't really matter who he was talking to originally, if you yell at someone to shut the fuck up and then get told to shut the fuck up it's all fair play.

Chris

I mean press people are awful I don’t care about them lol. I dont really get your point but what I’m saying is. It’s weird as fuck to make yourself the victim to something that clearly wasn’t directed towards you and then use it to try to have a diva response. A normal person would just ignore the bickering happening in the press area and keep it pushing. Not try to create a scene to have a cunty slay mama diva moment.

KapZachlan

Hasan is objectively wrong about bumper stickers. I have one that says, "Enjoy every Sandwich" and I am well respected in my community.

K

She obviously thought it was directed at her, because she's posing and surrounded by paparazzi who are all yelling at her for poses and whatnot and was confused and overwhelmed. Girl is brand new to the red carpet, self-admittedly having a hard time managing her bipolar disorder and mental health with all the chaos that comes with sudden fame, and heard a belligerent person yelling and swearing mixed in with all the yelling that was actually clearly directed at her. It's weird to assume she was trying to have a "cunty slay mama diva moment" rather than she was overstimulated, misunderstood what was happening, and lost her temper. And like, I'm confused about why it matters at all. It's not like she was a bitch to some random hapless employee minding their own business. She swore at a paparazzi who was swearing. Who cares?

Onsen Dreamscapes

There is a cruise that goes from PNW to Japan, so QT could go with you guys...

Gabe Ross

Love y'all being real about how down this shit can get you, sometimes it's good to just release those cringe doomer emotions every once in a while lol

Robyn

As a woman from florida, i can confirm florida sucks. Also ft myers is one hell of a place to visit in florida LMAO

Amanda Bateman

i need more tmi things... 🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️please

Ballindeet

Feel like Hasan and Austin toked up before this lol

DD

This might be the first time I'm seeing Austin and Hasan talk without them getting distracted by stream and chat, it's so refreshing

Eren Sengoz

You don't have to spit on the knife just don't hand it to them

Eren Sengoz

This should be a monthly segment

em

i got to teach my irls about the time traveling venezuela gangs 🤣 also my mom is 100% one of these conspiracy people

Felix

Does anyone know why Hasan said he couldnt return to Turkey?

Twynktonite

He is afraid the Erdogan regime will put him in prison or maybe even something worse.. There’s no free speech in Turkey and he’s criticized Erdogan multiple times.

Felix

Had a feeling it was about that. But doesn’t he go on vacation to turkey?

Felix

Couldn’t they just arrest him if he went there than

Eric

Austin describing his mom is exactly my mom. She keeps saying "this country is centrists" too much former bush people and Joe on msnbc have broken her brain. Plus the other libs like Mathews.

Jamie Hauken

QT literally is the beauty standard. I hope she can see that one day or maybe stop caring altogether.

iPhone316 .

We love Andy besher down here

Avianna

I fuckin love watching Austin's growth in political understanding over time because of Hasan omg

Bitch

Austin talking about his schedule like he had to go to Florida lmao

Sean

Growing the beard and hair is the way to go

Seth

I was born & raised in Jacksonville,Florida. Not all parts of Florida are bad. There are a few cities that are good. Florida’s economy survives of taxes: sales tax, tourism taxes (if you go to a theme park, etc as a non state resident your ticket prices are higher than a state resident), additional digital sales tax on top of regular sales tax, and more. A lot of the states revenue comes from taxes from pretty much everywhere else except income, and more. The city I live in turned Blue in 2022 midterms.

ambs

honestly i like that chappell says whatever tf she wants and has no issue defending herself in any context, but qt’s right that i hope being so on edge doesn’t hurt her mental health too much. of course she’s gonna be defensive and on edge when she’s being stalked and assaulted by strangers. people saying she’s putting too much negativity out there when all she’s done so far is state her boundaries clearly and now made the mistake of confronting someone she though was being rude to her are knitpicking the overwhelmingly positive career she’s had so far. let her breathe, she’ll find her ground

Sophia

Bro as someone who was born in and lives in ft Myers, this place is so ass. On 9/11 my president straight up said that we were all American imperialists. Austin needs to make the pilgrimage to Seed to Table. That place is on a different level of Trump cope

Charlie Poston

i’ve been wanting to move out of the US for so long and I might take study abroad as my chance to make the leap. Hasan saying he thinks about leaving is definitely pushing that urge further, and making me worry about my timeline. like how long do we really have until i, a trans person, am either no longer allowed to leave or forced to in order to receive my healthcare? i’m terrified of full blown fascism coming to bite again, it’s not something i want to live through as a trans man while i live in missouri and illinois. anyone else wanting to leave more recently?

Michael Schmidt

I feel so validated by Hasan's bumper sticker take. I've had this take since high school. If you have bumper stickers on your car, I automatically think less of you as a person, even if I agree with them.

Allison.Actually

Some Italians (like my family) have similar superstitions. You can’t hand a person a pin or needle directly (like the knife/scissor thing). If you just take it from the person, it will be used to sew your funeral shroud.

cawcawcondor

as someone raised in Florida, there's plenty of jumping-off points for why Florida sucks, but I don't know if staying in Fort Myers is a particularly strong one lol like Hasan hearing someone went to the west side of Florida and going "where the fuck were you?" feels kinda appropriate there

Hoss

Dude I had this same shower thought. “Being stupid is fun” is my everyday thought though. Kinda miss it

Olivr

Finally POLITIKS HERE! POLITIKS!!!!! LETSGOOOOO

David Johnson

I get how Austin feels when he's talking about being nostalgic for a an understanding of the world that let you feel hope lmao, that's how I feel about the 90s when I was a kid. I do miss it, but obviously I could never now choose to ignore all the suffering and all the fucked shit that Ive come to be aware of over the years. That tinge of wistful sentiment is obviously never going to affect my views or advocacy, but it is a bitter pill to swallow when that privileged veneer of ignorance is necessarily stripped away. So I empathize with Austin on that for sure.

conway1308

JAPAN??!?!

Daidreemer

I really enjoyed this episode. Love touching on politics like this.

Chanuthi S.

gamblers fallacy mentioned in the first minute let’s go

Spritelass67

How has Hasan never heard of the "big one". Isn't it supposed to split California in half?

adotb

Chappell has BPD, I think that’s why she has a hard time controlling herself sometimes

PUMPKINTHETHIRD

I thought this wasn’t a political podcast 😭

Manuel

What does Austin do lol

zaynah

It’ll cause a tsunami big enough to turn Nevada into wine country

Matthew Robles

Yooooooo yall should watch that new Mormon wifes show on the Patreon, only if QT is available tho.

David

Not actually possible to be split/submerged/etc but California is due for a magnitude 7 earthquake given historical trends

samilovee

we are NOT leaving we will not coward we will not leave n let them win

LucyLun4r

I finally got my passport so I can leave whenever Handmaids Tale becomes reality.

panz.

there's a similar saying in croatia (at least where im from): "i psu je mir dok jede" meaning even a dog eats in peace; dont bother me while I'm eating

C. Rawls

QT leaves and it turns into political podcast 🤣

steppingstone

austin if you want to be patriotic on july 4th listen to louis armstrong

Nox

YOOOO AUSTIN WAS IN FORT MYERS I LIVE HERE OMG

MarxistMilkers

Let Austin be his glittering Cullen self in peace

Katrina Ann

Austin, I understand what you mean about growing up extremely pathetic and now having such apathy knowing the reality. A way I think about is the same growing up in the catholic church. I miss that feeling sometimes, but I'm also so thankful to have broken thru the indoctrination. And I don't want to ever be brainwashed ever again. 🌈💖

gabriel

you two can come to brazil

M

hasan always stop himself from talking politics here but i always like when they do lol

LordOfTeas

Seed to table is CRAZY, I went there on a trip and the signs in there about the vaccine are insane lmao

Sophia

Lol. I live like a mile from there and I remember how excited we were when it was being built to have a nice supermarket right near us, but then Alfie Oaks made it a crazy right wing hellhole

Cristofer Antunez

Love you guys, but stick with the no politics rule please, or at least not with just Hasan and Austin cus now this is just a Hasan stream ep😂 but hey that’s just me

Cristofer Antunez

I mean as a Hasan fan I’m sure you enjoy it, but I’ll be honest I’m just a podcast fan of these guys, love their dynamic but when you remove that I just clock out and again, that’s just me😂

Eggart

Austin popping tf off.

Sylvie

Americans are afraid of universal healthcare because the American insurance industry has hardcore gaslit them. Look up Wendell Potter who was a propagandist for health insurance companies. Now that he's retired from that career he's writing books about the lies he fed to the American public

Brittney Kitaura

Austin, Oregon is hella red outside of Portland and Eugene man. Hahaha!

caseyn669

12:39 to 13:39 was modern art