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2014-10-08 20:54:57

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2024-04

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Bionic Commando was not about saving damsels in distress but rather old men. Speaking as an old man myself, I appreciate this consideration given to our kind. Sometimes we could use a little rescuing, to be honest.

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The Anatomy of Bionic Commando | 11 | No more another castle

Bionic Commando doesn't want you to rescue a princess or a damsel in distress; instead, the plot revolves around saving some old guy from captivity. This was clearly a game designed when '80s action movie stars were still in their prime.