CYA - The Date, Part 4 (Patreon)

You deny the girl's request for the bill, and like the absolute madperson you are, you order MORE food. Your date does not seem pleased by this display of undeniable lunacy. As she attempts to re-button her shirt, she glares angrily at you.

But when the food arrives... She eats.

And eats....

And eats.

It's as if she's in a trance. You don't even chat as she shovels more and more food into her mouth. When the food is finally gone, her stomach looks impossibly large.

Her shirt buttons are long past the point of ever meeting again. Tragic. Her jean buttons share a similar separation, but hope may not be totally lost for them.

Just as she slipped into her trance, she slips out. She looks down at her ballooned belly in horror.  As if she had no idea what she was doing for the past few minutes.

Apologizing profusely, she quickly gets to her feet - well, as quickly as she can - and as she stumbles to get her footing and attempts to lift her jeans, you can hear her mumbling something about "not again" and a "damn curse". Weird.

And then, she runs - waddles - to the door.

Before you can pursue her, the bill comes. It's wildly expensive. You let your passion get the best of you, and cannot afford this. You'll need to pay off your debt with some light manual labor. As the manager ushers you over to the dirty dishes, you admit you'll have to let the girl go for now.

But! You are still connected on the dating app. The next day, you send her a message. What does it say?