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Pit: So, got a question... does anyone know where Mimicuties come from?

Viridi: I have a theory, but perhaps I'll let old smarty-pants-Palutena give her view first.

Palutena: I'm afraid you've got me on that too. Sure, they can be summoned, but we're not sure how or where they originated. They just... are. Since the dawn of the concept of valuables, they've just been there.

Viridi: Ha! So there is something she doesn't know! I wager that they're naturally occurring creatures who lived extensively around treasure, and have simply evolved a defense mechanism to protect their bounty.

Pit: That still doesn't explain the... feminine legs. (blush)

Palutena: Indeed, I actually kinda envy them. I wonder what workouts they do to keep up their strength and shape!

Viridi: This calls for an extensive study; Phosphora! Fetch me some Mimicuties!

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