Moonshine Cock Shock (Patreon)

"List buddy! When I said 'It's probably not as big as your bragging.' The key word was 'Probably'! Obviously you have a giant monstrous cock, and congratulations, good for you! Now put that thing away before you get any lewd ideas! I-I'll have you know I know magic that can knock you out cold with just a few words!

Okay, you still have your cock out. You called my bluff. Fantastic. Still, I-I'm not drunk enough to even try and there's absolutely no way that would fit! Not like I'm saying this is okay or anything! That thing has more meat than an overweight buffalo! Look, buddy... pal... friend? There's other girls that would kill for some time with that dick of yours.

You're still here...and getting more erect....

Uhh...

Would it suffice if you just pet me? Petting is good right? No need to fuck me! Just relax and make me purr for a bit. Not like that! I meant like.... uhh......

Fuck..."  -Moonshine

Apparently even nymphos get cock shock