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The Venture Bros 3x5 UNEDITED REACTION

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DarkAshtar

Ok lol, yes this is one of my all time favorite episodes, it's great. A couple thing though, you didn't forget the fake ghost pirate's name, he doesn't have one. lol. Dermott is a great character, we all knew someone like that growing up... Not necessarily the biggest kid, but the wannabe bad ass who pretends he's an adult. I mean to put it truthfully I had a couple bullies in middle school and early highschool but I handled them in my own way. I actually took boxing and martial arts classes in my early teens and the main fight I ever got into was simple. The bully came running up and hit me full force from behind in my head, he sucker punched me right in front of everyone. You know what I did, I smiled and turned around and told him, there's a reason I don't fight you back. You just gave me your all and took a free shot at me... I'm perfectly fine, didn't even stumble from your little love tap. If that's your best you should understand that's not worth my effort. He only ever bothered me one time after that when he and a few other guys decided they were gonna have a go at me. There were about 3 other guys and this happened in my neighborhood, not school and I tried to avoid them for a bit since I was outnumbered 4 to 1, but I ran into some old Karen's yard and picked up a sizable rock and was like let's di this then. 4 against 1 I have a rock, it's a little more even. Then the old Karen barged out of he house and yelled at me for messing with her rocks. The other 4 boys are on bikes harassing me and she's complaining I picked up one of her rocks. Suddenly the other boys try to say I'm a bully picking on them and I've been throwing rocks at them,which I hadn't been but was gonna do. The main guy points to elbow with a scrape and says see? The scrape on his arm is small as hell and the rock I picked up to defend myself is around the size of an American football. Needless to say she didn't exactly buy it, but she bitched about me messing with her rocks and was like I dont care what's going on. I simply put the rock back down and said here's your damn rock lady and walked off. They kinda half assedly followed me for a couple houses but never really bothered me again. The worst I ever got from them again was mean glares.

Anonymous

Never assume anything with this show.

Owen Kosik

Im sure I'm not the first person to tell you this but after you do the episodes themselves, you should pick up the DVDs and watch the creator commentary. It's almost as good as getting new episodes of the show. But beware, they spoil things for the rest of the season, so if you watch the first episode of season 3 with commentary they spoil the end of the season. But the creators are absolutely hilarious. They get way deep into their lives and where they pull stuff from, but then they go on a ten-minute tangent about 90's pop-rock or the state of art in the modern world. It's really good.

Anonymous

I think i just figured out a conundrum that’s been bugging me for years. The Rusty Venture Show was a cartoon based on his real life adventures. When he says he was the star of the show, he just means the titular character is him, not that he actually starred in a cartoon. I have seen this topic discussed on reddit and several other people were confused as well. I’d like to see others thoughts.

Will Fly

What part of the UK are you from? I'm fascinated with British dialect and accents, and yours is obviously working class, but not really cockney (definitely not posh). But I love that you refer to yourself in 1st person plural. Anyway, the pirate is just "Pirate". Also, do yourself a favor and google image search "Dr. Mrs. The Monarch cosplay"...you're welcome.

Will Fly

PS - Sorry for putting you on the spot as a Briton...I just love everything British. It's heritage, not hate. Ha!

Will Fly

Cheers from Tennessee!!

Bearpaw

Just joined today. I was comtemplating weather or not to join you on patreon, and not 5 minutes later i found a 5$ while doing laundry, took it as a sign. cant wait to see what i've been missing out on.

Brian Rogers

I don't think the Pirate Captain was ever named. He's just the Pirate Captain.