The Plot So Far (Dr. Yinz Lubjana and Reid Gimball) (Patreon)

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Reid Gimball is a Christian family man from Terre Haute, Indiana, where he lived with his wife Carol and his dozens of fat, mean and ugly children. He is a High School Graduation One-time attendee and he was one of the leading proponents of Flat Earth Theory until he reformed to Hollow Earth Theory with Dr. Yinz Lubjana. Reid has a Conspiracy-based Youtube page with millions of subscribers. 

After Paragons of Truth, Reid attempted to travel to Antarctica to walk off the edge of the earth live on TV, but his wife, pretending to be a CIA agent, threatened to have him arrested for attempting to join Antarctic Al-Qaeda. Reid redirected his plan to go to the legendary Nepalese mountain of wisdom, Mount Gox. The Sage there, Ho the Wise, parlayed with Reid about all types of carnal wisdoms, and told that he had met with Dr. Yinz very recently. Reid was told he needs to fake his own death.

Reid traveled back to Terre Haute and used a prima strategy guide of Warcraft 3 at the bowling alley ran by Johnny Manziel, the most powerful font of magical energy in Terre Haute, and used his bowling ball, the ball from the movie Kingpin, to be his phylactery, his physical manifestation in the world. Reid’s physical body died, and was thrown in the trash can, while his soul was contained in the bowling ball from Kingpin.

It was last seen at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, while his soul itself was stuck in the in-between plane, in the claw machine at the bowling alley...

Dr. Yinz Lubjana graduated from the Moscow Institute of Paraphysics in the 1960s. The KGB immediately targeted him and pushed him out of the country. His degree in Flatology took him to America to go from University to University where they refused to let Dr. Yinz Lubjana teach courses due to their suppression of his ideas. He started creating his own theories gradually, where he came up with the groundbreaking theory a few years ago of CD Case Theory, which garnered him a lot of attention online.

It wasn’t until Dr. Yinz made the transition to Hollow Earth theory that Yinz garnered some mainstream attention. His close personal friend Sam Elliott and him discovered that one of the O’s in the Hollywood sign lead to a city in the center of the earth known as Shangri-La, a city full of Elves and Orcs, which he predicted existing in earlier theories. But that wasn’t enough for Dr. Yinz. He wanted to help the Orcs by building a portal from the center of the earth to the surface.

When Dr. Yinz Lubjana stole two pounds of uranium from Dundas Industries that Dr. Yinz became a household name. He easily avoided the police and the FBI as well as world famous bounty hunter Shed Shitley, posting relentless about it on social media and doing good deeds around the country. People fell in love with him and his orcish girlfriend, Jessica Farrar. Unfortunately, portals are very hard to make, and Yinz is more of a big picture guy, so he gave up and lost the uranium somewhere.

Dr. Yinz turned himself in and his trial was considered the media event of the century. He was shot with a poison dart while trying to dab in handcuffs. Judge Poop gave Dr. Yinz a slap on the wrist in a Boys Will Be Boys style decision despite being charged as violating the Atomic Energy Act, giving him only a few weeks in jail with full pay.

Despite the very short sentence, Dr. Yinz thrived in jail. He got all the prisoners to get along and to start playing Warhammer. He got all the gangs to stop fighting and arranged for new movies on movie night. Despite only having two days left in jail, Dr. Yinz escaped from jail with Gary “The Blade” Chanise and Hooper Faud, because he was upset that the Warden always argued about Warhammer turn order. 

Now, on the run, it turns out the Dr. Yinz has located the bowling ball containing the soul of former Paragon of Truth host Reid Gimball, and is heading down the tunnel in the middle of the O in the Hollywood sign, heading towards a research station in Shangri-La…