Update: January 2023 (Patreon)

TL;DR

-MHAA 3 Editing: 99.999999999%
-MHAA 4 Recording: 2%
-MHAA 3 Bloopies: 5%
-SAOA 17 Editing: 85%
-SAOA 18 Scripting: Starting back up

L;R

Holy shit the 2 turned into a 3! Happy New Year, fuckers!

How've y'all been? Did you enjoy your various holidays? Did Satan bring you lots of presents? No, we spelled that right. It's been Satan bringing ya toys all along! But does he get so much as a "thank you"? Noooooooo. Some guys hundreds of fuckin' years ago make a typo or whatever, and suddenly all his hard work is credited to some non-existent fat-ass neckbeard who lives in the arctic?! Where's the justice?! Justice for Satan! #JusticeForSatan!

So, our holidays were great! Some of us went home to our families (eventually, lol), and some of us stayed home and chilled. It was a good time all-round, and we all got a much-needed rest, ready to take on 2023! We did get some work done, though. Mostly chugging away at SFX and music for both shows. Finally getting to do some fight scene sounds, and that always a good time~

You know who we blame? Coke! Sorry, we're back on this Satan thing. Anyway, those corpo fat cats really ran with this whole "Santa" nonsense. Probably high off all the cocaine in their own fuckin' product, sitting around their gilded boardroom saying "Hey, you know who hasn't suffered enough? Satan! Let's give him the shaft, boys!". And then they did another bump and jerked each other off, probably! You can't prove they didn't!

We also gearing up for SWE's 10-year anniversary on March 29th! Got some real exciting stuff planned! We'll be more specific closer to the date, but we're really excited to celebrate with y'all!

Is it because he refuses to wear pants? Is that why people are happy, EAGER even, to buy into such an obvious falsehood?! Well, not us! We stan a well-hung icon! #DicksOutForSatan #FlashYoGensForSatan

Anyway, looking forward to the new year! It's off to a promising start! Now, if you'll excuse us, we need to go put out milk and cookies for our dark lord. That's ANOTHER thing! Y'all thought that stuff was for SANTA! The man's clearly diabetic! If he were real, you'd've put him six feet under by now!

You know what? We can't keep having this argument. We know the truth, and that's all that matters.

Love,
Something Witty

#TheTruthIsOutThere #WakeUpSheeple