Update: April 9th, 2018 (Patreon)

Jesus fuck, it's been a while.
We're sorry :(
We were working our butts off to try to have everything all set for Sakura-Con.

Speaking of Sakura-Con, it was amazing. Everyone was so sweet and welcoming.
Thank you so much to all our fans who showed up to our panel and our first ever signing. You never fail to surprise us with how wonderful and generous you are.

This feels gross, back to being mean.

If you wanna suck our dicks, WE GOT SHIRTS, Y'ALL!!!!
New ones to be precise. We're super excited to have 4 new t-shirt designs including:
"Yui, The definition of Irony",
"Don Fluffles",
"Fresh out of mercy"
and the hugely anticipated "K.A.R.F"
All of these, plus our other designs, are available here: https://sharkrobot.com/collections/something-witty-entertainment
New shirts are only available for pre-order until the 16th of April.
GET ON IT!!!!!

In other exciting SWE news, we are so happy to welcome Chase AKA CoffinJockey from The Schmuck Squad to our team!!!!!!!
We recently accepted that we are children and need a grown up to handle all of our businessy things.
So if you see anything on any of our social media or on here that's not me, Izzy or Mack, don't worry. It's not the crazy homeless guy outside of Denny's hacking us again. It's just that rascally Chase.
...
Or the homeless guy. He's very wily and a master disguise.
Why... I could be him right now...
MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Think that's about everything.
Now we get back to the usual grind of editing and not sleeping or eating.
WE'RE ADULTS!!!
...
Please help us, Chase.


Love and gentle fondling,
Carrie.