SCP-696969 (Patreon)

Sometimes I have too much time on my hands due to insomnia. Too tired to properly write, too awake to sleep. Anyways, I still plan on writing a story where Mineta 'Grape Rushes' throughout the multiverse, sleeping with women across other worlds like Marvel, Bleach, RWBY, etc. 

One world I want to write him in is the SCP universe. I made a joke article just for Mineta, because I thought it'd be funny. I just love the idea of scientists trying to understand Mineta's stupid Hentai affect on people.

SCP-696969 - ‘Hero: Grape Juice’

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-696969 is allowed free roam of the facility, obviously barring anything that would breach security or safety protocols. Any time SCP-6969 leaves its private quarters it must be accompanied by a MALE agent. SCP-696969 should not be allowed near female staff members or SCPs due to anomalous effects. SCP-696969 has been amicable in terms of housing, content with a simple housing unit within Facility [REDACTED].

SCP-696969 has, several times now, vanished from its containment unit, only to reappear there after a unit of time ranging from a few hours to several weeks. This is more in regards to following the agreement SCP-696969 discussed with Site-Director [REDACTED] than being incapable of appearing in other locations.

Description: SCP-696969 is a male of short stature and fairly athletic body type. SCP-696969 is of an indeterminate ethnicity, with different staff members seeing him as either Japanese or Caucasian. It has large purple, bulbous growths atop its head that seem to resemble hair, but can be removed only by SCP-696969's own hands. These balls will be labelled as SCP-696969-1

Once the spheres have been removed from SCP-6969669’s head, their physiology alters depending on SCP-696969’s preference. On request, SCP-6969669 has thrown SCP-696969-1 and showed off their elastic and bouncy nature, before throwing them again and having them stick on various surfaces ranging from ice, steel, marble, cloth, and skin. SCP-696969-1 cannot be removed by any substance besides SCP-696969’s own hands.

SCP-696969 was willing to donate six of SCP-696969-1 to the Foundation to examine their tensile strength and other properties. Testing revealed the balls were incredibly durable, with tensile strange likened to carbon nanotubing and with resistance to heat, heavy armaments, below zero temperature, and a pressure of 9000 pounds per square inch with no loss of strength or durability to the original material.

SCP-696969 seems to have an anomalous effect on all female and female-presenting adult sentients regardless of age, race, species, or previous anomalous effects. This effect was noticed when previous Site Director Jenifer Harris attempted to conduct an interview with SCP-696969.

Subject was affable and answered questions without argument for several minutes before it began to compliment Site Director Jenifer Harris’ appearance. Dr. Harris seemed to dismiss these compliments, but repeated exposure to SCP-696969 soon resulted in Dr. Harris stripping out of her clothes and [REDACTED].

This affect has been noticed on even female anomalous individuals ranging from SCP-054, SCP-179, SCP-347, SCP-953, and SCP-1471-A.