March 2024 Update (Rewards Sent!) (Patreon)

Hi, all!

Okay, some news!

Rewards: I have sent out the official Patreon rewards. For those who are new, these are freebies you can get from me as you accumulate pledges over time. This process is not automated, so if you think I missed you, comment below. Messaging me triples the time it takes to figure out if I missed you and I might not see it for weeks.

Giveaway: We actually have a giveaway over on the Discord channel. So if you might be interested in some signed paperbacks, go check it out. 

Audiobooks: I have been informed that Apocalypse has been submitted to Audible. So there's a good chance it will be available for purchase by month's end.

Other Books: I am in the middle of finishing up chapters of Master Class 4. I hope to have more news for you by month's end. There will likely be a surprise announcement somewhere in there.

Horny Monsters: I've written the first few words of Book 8. So that was a plus. It's always weird starting the next book after the emotional highs and lows of the last one. Speaking of Horny Monsters, if you bought it through Amazon, consider going back and leaving some stars. Those will help me in the long run is all. Amazon likes seeing that a good percentage of readers actually left reviews is all.

Hall of Caretakers: I actually made some time last week and spent 90 minutes getting this up to date based on those of you who opted in. I still got a few sassy messages from people who were pissed that I haven't been auto-updating those, but I literally have no way to scan through all those names and just know who you are. If you don't want to get missed, make sure you comment on the next Halls post (which will be in a couple of months). I'll leave that post up for a couple of weeks for you to check that I left a heart on your comment and then go make sure I actually updated you.

Anyway, I need to get back to my word documents. I've got big plans this year and won't be able to accomplish them unless I hustle! *sneaks off to eat some cookies*