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Radley's Home for Horny Monsters is officially for sale today at the following retailers: amazon, barnes and noble, kobo, apple, 24symbols, and Angus and Robertson. This version of the story has been professionally edited, formatted, and packaged for your enjoyment!
Here is what I need from Patrons. If you buy it, please leave a review! Those are worth their weight in gold on sales sites. You can also review it on my Goodreads https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/42376323-radley-s-home-for-horny-monsters It can be as simple as "I liked it!" or you can write a small novel of your own delving into the psychology of the tale. Also, while you are there, like the good reviews! That pushes them to the top of the "Most Helpful" reviews, which can defray the inevitable nasty review I get ("Goblins + Butt sex?!? Not in my house!!!)
If you aren't going to buy it, your reviews are still useful! Consider rating it on Goodreads, or the retailer of your choice. Share the link to buy it, tell your friends, or get it condemned to hell by a very vocal religious group with 10k twitter followers (hey, as long as they're talking about it, right?}
A few days ago, HFHM was #51 on the charts for Paranormal Erotica. Today it is #3! Keep spreading the word (especially since my main advertising strategy got toasted).
Now for a couple of announcements:
1. The Special Edition Ebook is still coming for Patrons (who have contributed $15 or more total), but I ran into a major formatting issue with my master file. It will take me some time to fix, and then I will find a way to distribute it. Keep watching this space for more info on that.
2. If I can sell 10,000 copies of HFHM, I will have it professionally made into an audio book. That sounds like a lot of people, but the average readership for HFHM on Lit is somewhere around 60k for the first 12 chapters. If we hit that number, I will have a couple of polls about audio book stuff and then I will pay to have a professional narrator put it together. My publisher wants to do it, but there is a cost issue (obviously).
Now go forth! Storm the bookstore gates with your mighty reviews!