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Hey all!

Radley's Home for Horny Monsters is officially for sale today at the following retailers: amazon, barnes and noble, kobo, apple, 24symbols, and Angus and Robertson. This version of the story has been professionally edited, formatted, and packaged for your enjoyment!

Here is what I need from Patrons. If you buy it, please leave a review! Those are worth their weight in gold on sales sites. You can also review it on my Goodreads https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/42376323-radley-s-home-for-horny-monsters It can be as simple as "I liked it!" or you can write a small novel of your own delving into the psychology of the tale. Also, while you are there, like the good reviews! That pushes them to the top of the "Most Helpful" reviews, which can defray the inevitable nasty review I get ("Goblins + Butt sex?!? Not in my house!!!)

If you aren't going to buy it, your reviews are still useful! Consider rating it on Goodreads, or the retailer of your choice. Share the link to buy it, tell your friends, or get it condemned to hell by a very vocal religious group with 10k twitter followers (hey, as long as they're talking about it, right?}

A few days ago, HFHM was #51 on the charts for Paranormal Erotica. Today it is #3! Keep spreading the word (especially since my main advertising strategy got toasted).

Now for a couple of announcements:

1. The Special Edition Ebook is still coming for Patrons (who have contributed $15 or more total), but I ran into a major formatting issue with my master file. It will take me some time to fix, and then I will find a way to distribute it. Keep watching this space for more info on that.

2. If I can sell 10,000 copies of HFHM, I will have it professionally made into an audio book. That sounds like a lot of people, but the average readership for HFHM on Lit is somewhere around 60k for the first 12 chapters. If we hit that number, I will have a couple of polls about audio book stuff and then I will pay to have a professional narrator put it together. My publisher wants to do it, but there is a cost issue (obviously).

Now go forth! Storm the bookstore gates with your mighty reviews!

Comments

Alice

Bought the book really exited for Friday to have a physical copy *SQUEE*

Alice

By the way your hyper link needs the '].' at the end removed to work

Anonymous

Mine arrives thursday.

Jason D

Good reads link doesn't work

Annabelle Hawthorne

*epic eyeroll* It is actually fixed now. The hyperlink didn't self correct when I edited earlier. Technology and I have a very unsteady alliance.

Anonymous

Supposed to be be here Friday! Can't wait 😻

Anonymous

It doesn't appear that I can get a physical version in Aus. :( But on the Plus side, looks like you've gone from #3 to #2 on Amazon Best Sellers in Paranormal Erotica

Anonymous

"We are unable to ship non-digital items from amazon.com to Australian shipping addresses." US site has Paperback version, but can't ship, Aus site only have digital copy :(

Anonymous

Racing through the charts ... Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #3,003 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store) #2 in Books > Literature & Fiction > Erotica > Paranormal #2 in Kindle Store > Kindle eBooks > Literature & Fiction > Erotica > Paranormal #648 in Kindle Store > Kindle eBooks > Literature & Fiction > Genre Fiction

Alice

Further on this In the browser version of the kindle reader aka on my PC none of the Hyper links work in the digital copy of your book (On my android it works fine) I don't know if that's a bad coding thing or Amazons in browser reader on Google Chrome being futsy just thought I'd point it out

Anonymous

They're definitely shipping the paperback in the UK - just received mine :)

Anonymous

Amazon has flipped on its not shipping to Aus policy ... (in time for Black Friday, surprise surprise) ... So I was able to snag a physical copy