Hornswoggle Badguy (Patreon)

You have hornswoggled him so hard. He is so hornswoggled he doesn't even know what happened, look at how happy he is. He thinks he won.

He drinks his half of the potion.

Uh oh! Turns out it was a Class Randomizing Potion. Badguy is now a ...

Corn Paladin

Meanwhile, Shen has left behind the NOT CANON Sign and resorted to digging.

There are now three characters on their way to your location. Mouse Demigod is the fastest on account of being able to fly. Shen and Miner Character are underground, where Miner Character is obviously faster.

He's like a fish in water down there.

Back to you. You're small, in a box, with a corn paladin.

What do you do?