Steal the concept of weapons (Patreon)

You pickpocket the universe, grabbing the entire "weapon" item class.

Technically, Miner Character has a pick, which is a tool.

The Bad Guy has a stalactite (or stalagmite), which is a rock formation.

They get to keep them, but can no longer use them as weapons.

The Bad Guy resolves to hurt you emotionally instead of physically.

Your knife can now only be used for cooking.

You fly up to the top of the mountain.

The Sky is here.

But so is The Mountain Bastard.

What will you do now?