Early Release: NHB 011 (Patreon)

It's time to learn about Eve 6! We spend most of the episode talking about this formative 90s rock band. From their humble beginnings to their most tragic end, we dive into all the details you could possibly want to learn about the guys that wrote one catchy tune in four decades. 

Just kidding, it's X-Files again. I'm trying out some new software that will use the power of ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE to make the podcast sound better, and I'm not sure if it sounds better yet but it is taking 50x longer to export the file, so that means this text is a lot longer than usual. 

Chris this thing is only at like 60%. I can't possibly be funny, IN WRITING, for 40 more %. That's too much, even for Chris. And that dude is FUNNY. Not like weird, but funny. Well, weird too. Chris IS kind of weird right? What's he doing up there in MA? THINGS? Untrustworthy imo. 

Alright I'm seriously annoyed because this is eating into my chai time. I've become a chai guy. Just about every morning I wake up, I boil the water, I steep the tea, I add the milk and sugar, I boil it up, and then I strain it into a cup for a delicious chai latte. I'm 90% sure it's saved my life in the last few weeks. And I've only overboiled the milk like, five times max. NBD. 

Alright this thing is still creeping along and I literally can't hit the NEXT button on this patreon window until I upload a MP3, which I can't do until I've crushed the raw WAV file to a MP3, which I can't do because it's taking literally forever to export the raw WAV file. This is just like grade school all over again. 

Ok I think it's done so I'll finish this by saying we love you all and sorry this is late again but stuff happens I hope you're all well and good and singing in the shower every morning.