Early Release: SHKK 30 (Patreon)

GWAINE! GWAINE! GWAINE! 

Wait, is it pronounced Guh-Wayne? Surely not. Yet that's what I do on the podcast. Constantly. Hopefully y'all know me by now and know that when I mispronounce words and names it's not because I don't care, but only because the Louisiana public school system taught me how to properly say words like "roux" and "thibodeaux" but not words like "Gwaine". And when I double down to TRY to say them properly, things just get even worse. We are STILL getting messages about me calling Rowena Welsh or whatever it was I did back on MOTW. 

ANYWAY, I'm uploading this like a week early, so hopefully nothing crazy happens between now and Monday morning when it goes public. I always have this morbid fascination with the idea of me dying in between uploading a podcast and it releasing publicly. Like at one time I had 12 or so episodes all queued up and ready to release, and if something happened to me that would be like, really fucking weird right? Me dead, presumably from something awesome like trying to backflip off of a speedboat while holding a beer, and yet every week here comes a new episode. And because they are all recorded early, I wouldn't even mention being dead. It wouldn't even technically be a haunting. How embarrassing.

Anyway, Gwaine is here and he flirts with literally everyone and stays shirtless half of the episode. 10/10