Early Release: MOTW 255 (Patreon)

First up: if you're reading this on Monday, please wish Chris a happy birthday, either on the discord or his twitter, localbones. It's not every day someone turns 21 and we're all very proud of him. 

Second: this episode is fine but I really hate when TV shows pull the whole "oh here's an old friend that is super close to one of the main characters that we just haven't bothered to mention in FIFTEEN YEARS for some reason" and then try to lean on your emotions about it. Fuck outta here

Third: Yo what the fuck is up with Daylight Savings Time. I'm done with this. "Oh it's for the farmers" you say, and to that I respond, go talk to a farmer. Those motherfuckers don't like this either, I promise you. Also why are you defending farmers so much? Those guys are have tons of government cash raining down on them. 

I should probably stop before I get the entire farming community mad at me. Thanks for making so much corn, y'all! We sure do appreciate all this corn! 

Have a good week everyone (except farmers)