Early Release: MOTW 243 (Patreon)

Imagine being the most powerful being in the universe, able to create life and teleport around the universe and sometimes use little time bubbles to levitate werewolves...imagine being able to do ALL OF THAT and still not be able to impress some teenagers. God, they're so terrifying. If I see a group of teenagers I'm not just crossing the street to get away, I'm leaving town. I'm exiting the state. I'm emigrating to a country with good wifi and extreme rules about loitering outside of convenient stores. I'm changing my name. All I'm saying is keep the teens away from me, ok? And if you're a teenager reading this, just...be cool ok? Don't go on reddit and talk about the podcast. It's 2021 and Chris and I don't have the mental fortitude for teenagers talking about us on Reddit.