Early Release: MOTW 183 (Patreon)

Uncle Phil: You're going to Smamford, Will!

Will: But I want to stay here in Bel-Air and hunt monsters with you and Carlton! It's my destiny!

Uncle Phil: No it's not! I promised your mother you'd have a better life than a hunter's life, son, and I swear by my authority as a judge and by my power as New Bobby, I will keep that promise!

Will: THIS IS WACK! 

Carlton, slamming witch bullets into his 9mm: I told you he wouldn't get it, Dad. Civilians Just Don't Understand

Ashley & Vivian: DAMMMMMMMMMMN