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Early Release: Young Hannah Queen of the Vampires (Patreon)

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2021-04-18 12:30:53
Imported:
2021-07

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Bad Movie Review: Young Hannah Queen of the Vampires

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Anonymous

Great video. I wonder if they should’ve taken the ‘Wicker Man’ comparison further and made it so only a Virgin could break the seal, to make the beginning more senseical. ‘American Commando Ninja’ manages to be hilarious when trying to be deep and meaningful. Not least by dubbing a dark and troubled ninja assassin with a Sam Fox sound alike.

Stephen Crane

I admit to giggling when watching the Sir Michael Caine movie, the Hand. The scene where he is getting down to it with a co-ed while wearing a leather glove is just silly.

Anonymous

"...Starts with an Archeologist having a bad day..." Isn't that the opening premise of every Indiana Jones movie?

Anonymous

Why do I get the feeling that green smoke is somehow symbolic of what the filmmakers were smoking while making this film?

Scott Nesmith

It's interesting to me that the the film was released, the prints of Young Hannah was released in color, while the prints of Crypt of the Living Dead were in black and white. I wonder if there was a particular reason for it.

Anonymous

The mini review of The Devil’s Wedding Night told me everything I needed to know in one sentence

Anonymous

Not only does Hannah look fantastic after 700 years, apparently they had Lancome lipstick (in different shades, yet!) back in the Middle Ages or whenever she was last roaming around being a queen vampire. Also, dogsbane? Wolfsbane would make a little more sense. Neither look like plastic daisies, however.

Scott Nesmith

Seeing this makes me want to get your take on Andrew Prine's 1971 film Simon, King of the Witches.