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Early Release: Treasure of the Four Crowns (Patreon)

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2020-08-22 21:00:01
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2021-07

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Share The Ultimate Modern Adventure In Wonder-Vision 3-D.  We review Canon Indiana Jones clone Treasure if the Four Crowns (1983)  

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Summary: The film follows J.T. Striker, a Soldier of Fortune (Tony Anthony), who has been hired to assemble a group of professional thieves to retrieve the gems which are hidden inside two of the remaining four Mystical Crowns. Striker braves a mysterious magical cave in which skeletons and spears appear and jump out at him. He discovers a scroll in one of the crowns in the cave, which tells him that the fourth crown had disappeared long ago. He denies that the gems are magical or even valuable. He succumbs to the belief eventually and sets off to find the last two crowns, which are being held inside a heavily guarded compound, that is the home of a cult led by the evil Brother Jonas. 

 Written and presented by Robin Bailes @robinbailes   

Directed and Edited by Graham Trelfer   

DARK CORNERS OF THIS SICK WORLD S10E39
 

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Bad Movie Review: Treasure of the Four Crowns

Share The Ultimate Modern Adventure In Wonder-Vision 3-D. We review Canon Indiana Jones clone Treasure if the Four Crowns (1983) Please consider supporting Dark Corners on Patreon for bonus videos, uncensored reviews and ad free early access: www.patreon.com/darkcorners Buy Robin's Books (UK) https://amzn.to/2F7Blbf (USA) https://amzn.to/3kmGMD3 Buy Film on Amazon (UK): https://amzn.to/3aeHpdq (USA): https://amzn.to/2XDtMzq Facebook: http://on.fb.me/RvhRdc Twitter: https://twitter.com/DarkCorners3 @DarkCorners3 Summary: The film follows J.T. Striker, a Soldier of Fortune (Tony Anthony), who has been hired to assemble a group of professional thieves to retrieve the gems which are hidden inside two of the remaining four Mystical Crowns. Striker braves a mysterious magical cave in which skeletons and spears appear and jump out at him. He discovers a scroll in one of the crowns in the cave, which tells him that the fourth crown had disappeared long ago. He denies that the gems are magical or even valuable. He succumbs to the belief eventually and sets off to find the last two crowns, which are being held inside a heavily guarded compound, that is the home of a cult led by the evil Brother Jonas. A special thanks to our Dark Cultist Patreon supporters. Shadows - Brent Beebe, Chris Hewson, Chris Weakley, Christie Bryden, Colleen Crouch, Conner Brennan, David H. Adler, Hidden Trail Video, Joseph Dougherty, Heather & Micheal Bailes, Steve Scibelli, Brad Webb, Henry Brennan, Godessoftransitory, Allan Liska, Jasmine Shafer, Ford, David Church, You Don't Get To Know, Anthony Strocks, Stephen Crane, Dan D Doty, Devon Trahan, Christopher Eckart, Joseph Hines, John S Savage, Joseph C Niedbala, Logistical Nightmare, Lorna Smart, Chantelle Corey, Tom Macintyre, Hank D Acolytes – Dark Roast, Dave Smith, Lavaughn Towell, Mark Buckley, R Lagdao, Raven House Mystery, Russ Chandler, Simon Ash, Simon Esslemont, Uwe Marquardt, Alex B, Amber Wesley, Tony Belmonte, Amber Wesley, Peter Grantham, David Conner, Robert Freeborn, Janne Wass, Brian Kidd, Albertus Magnus, Rachael Kafrissen, David Pellot, James Robertson, Nils Muninsheim, Adam Everett, Johnathan Henning, Lee Taylor, Peter Wilson, Ch'aska Huayhuaca, Daniel Blevins, Tim Smith, Popeye Otaku, Kyle Olson, Prince Charming, Mystic Cyclone, Francis J. Caponi, Chris A, Steve Bourget, NuclearSaber, Picatea, Gemma Crowley, Andrew Weber, Lee Taylor, C, Michael Dean Jackson Initiates – Alexandra Virgiel, Bob de Builder, Brian Ullmark, Clifford Parson, Derek, Double-U, Felix Weibig, GadgetBlues, Greg Galanos, Greg Hartwick, Jakub Kabenski, James Smith, Karl Bunker, Martin Vlachynsky, Maria Gd, Melissa Hayes, Stephen LaPlante, Roop 298, VC, Jonathan Olds, Terry Le Croix, Barry P, Jeffrey A Pleimling, Joshua Allen, Adam E Jordan, Seth Coleman, Claire Chandler, Ashleigh Rose, G.Kumar Archar Written and presented by Robin Bailes @robinbailes Directed and Edited by Graham Trelfer DARK CORNERS OF THIS SICK WORLD S10E39 #BadMovieReview #DarkCornersReview #CultMovieReview

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Anonymous

I don’t know how Get Mean (1975) managed to rip off both Han Solo a full 2 years before A New Hope and Nathan Fillion in Firefly 27 years prior, but they did it. Weird little western, maybe give it a watch if you’re bored. Just looked, its on Prime.

Anonymous

Robin and Graham, Tony Anthony also produced and starred in COMIN' AT YA', a 3-D western, also written by Gene Quintano (who also wrote Cannon Films' Indiana Jones clones, starring Richard Chamberlain).

Anonymous

Starship Invasions would definitely have been better if it had taken itself less seriously (and ditched the suicide ray subplot). Circle of Iron is very pretentious. Birdemic and Ator the Fighting Eagle should have taken themselves less something or another.

Anonymous

Taken itself less seriously... a tricky one. How about a 2011 film, "All Superheroes Must Die"? Written (in 4 days per IMDB), produced, directed, edited and starring Jason Trost. I didn't know that there was such a thing as a 'vanity film' until I saw this. Made for about $5.75. (Two other members of the Trost family did did costume design and special effects with three others given a "special thanks" call out in the credits.) That aside, the supporting cast has good character actors like James Remar and Sean Whalley. But the whole thing is SOOOOOOO lacking in humour (apart from Whalley) and demands to be viewed as a 'real heroes with real problems'. I'm still not sure why, five years later Jason made a follow up, "All Heroes Must Die 2". The world really is a strange place.

Anonymous

(Shadow level contributor) - Good review. Oddly enough, I had a friend in Seattle (with a Ph.D in astrophysics, no less) who was deathly afraid of birds. Go figure. By the way, "Circle of Iron" would be a great film for review (if you haven't done so already).

Anonymous

The half sinking floor/half laser thing reminds me of an Ebert review of one of the thousand or so Resident Evil films. In it there's a hallway with DEADLY LASERS, that first slice the air at head level, then at ankle level, and then just all over the damn place so anybody in the hallway is turned to coleslaw. As he pointed out--if this is such a high security area as to require a hall full of deadly lasers, why bother with the first two options? Just slice the hell out of the entire hallway whenever anybody goes in there.

Anonymous

I have fond memories of seeing this in the theater as a kid. You're right that it made no sense, but people didn't go see it for the plot. The filmmakers' previous outing, Comin' at Ya! did extremely well in the summer of 1981 and pretty much singlehandedly jump-started the 3D revival of the early 1980's. Four Crowns was the bigger-budgeted follow up to that film. It was all about the 3D gimmick. As a 10-year-old who loved 3D, I wanted as many things poking out from the screen as possible. This film definitely delivered that. It's a shame that it didn't get a 3D Blu-ray release when that was a going concern, because I'd love to relive a little bit of my childhood, but at least we got Comin' at Ya!